Only on a stag do...

[_Batty_]

...can you get slapped by a burlesque bunnie girl on stilts...

my finest moment

[SS HSV]

Pictures???

[Utterly Clueless]

_Batty_ said:

...can you get slapped by a burlesque bunnie girl on stilts...

my finest moment

do explain the full story, what did you do that made her slap you, or are you just into that kinda thing?

[_Batty_]

no, im not max mosely

she may have caught me staring at two perfectly formed orbs.... (to be fair she shoved it in my face..)
then
:WHACK:

i also got slapped for a second time, but im not going into that

[Harry Flashman]

_Batty_ said:

...can you get slapped by a burlesque bunnie girl on stilts...

my finest moment

This sort of thing happens to me on normal nights out.

I think I need to take a long, hard look at my life, and make some changes.

[Corpulent Tosser]

I once got slapped by a girl in a bikini with whipped cream on her inner thighs, I was supposed to lick the cream off but somehow ended up wiping it off with my ears, she was not amused.

In my defence it was my birthday and I was very drunk.

Edited by Corpulent Tosser on Monday 6th April 13:42

[Gylen]

So she got her tits out, pushed them in your face and then took offence that you looked at them??

Seems unreasonable - I wouldn't give that bar my custom again. Generally, I find Burlesque girls tend to be quite flattered when you appreciate them.