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rfisher

Original Poster:

5,024 posts

295 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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This won't do I tell you.

I'm an old man I can't be doing with all this.

I'm going back to the News bar.

Pah.

andy_s

19,688 posts

271 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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It stinks of old vinyl and Whitneys beer mats in here, and the carpets are all sticky.

Corpulent Tosser

5,468 posts

257 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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Its not how it used to be thats for sure mad

Plotloss

67,280 posts

282 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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Its got ashtrays with small tyres around the outside though, that must count for something.

G'kar

3,728 posts

198 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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Plotloss said:
Its got ashtrays with small tyres around the outside though, that must count for something.
They'll get half-inched by the end of lunch.

neil_bolton

17,113 posts

276 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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Plotloss said:
Its got ashtrays with small tyres around the outside though, that must count for something.
:eyesuppocketingthehalfapistonashtray:

anonymous-user

66 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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Anyone up for darts or a fight or something? hehe

It does stink in here

neil_bolton

17,113 posts

276 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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el stovey said:
Anyone up for darts or a fight or something? hehe

It does stink in here
:youfugginlookinatmemister?:

Silverbullet767

10,956 posts

218 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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el stovey said:
Anyone up for darts or a fight or something? hehe

It does stink in here
Like the first day at your local when the smoking ban came in.

Do we need to go outside now with the three dimensional people??

sleep envy

62,260 posts

261 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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G'kar said:
Plotloss said:
Its got ashtrays with small tyres around the outside though, that must count for something.
They'll get half-inched by the end of lunch.
by this bloke

sleep envy

62,260 posts

261 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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el stovey said:
It does stink in here
the smell of non-smokers

G'kar

3,728 posts

198 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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sleep envy said:
G'kar said:
Plotloss said:
Its got ashtrays with small tyres around the outside though, that must count for something.
They'll get half-inched by the end of lunch.
by this bloke
rofl

'Found in England' Really, it was, right on the bar! Who'd have thought it?? They just leave them lying around in that there England.

Hoppy2008

2,496 posts

207 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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:looksbothwaysreallyquickly:

whats going on?

SeeFive

8,352 posts

245 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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Just been to the local pub and - it's gone! All the regulars are standing in a field where it was yesterday looking upwards. Amazing.

Then some bloke said that I can decide what bits of my old pub I would like to see back by filling out a favourites form - sort of what bits I like, avoiding bits didn't like (you know, like the condom machine that kept nicking my pound coins when I had spotted a 16 pint princess, and the wet dog that always shook all over me when he came in and sat stinking in the corner), and inside a couple of minutes, it would be rebuilt - but to my design.

Well, I've done the form and I'm gonna give that a go. Hopefully, I can still eavesdrop on other people's funny conversations if they are in the same bar as me.

Can't find the option to smoke inside and kick the non-smokers outside in the rain though.

Eric Mc

123,446 posts

277 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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It looks like we're all smokers now.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

267 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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I don't like the sawdust and spittoons...

Even if they do call them cuspidors...



paoloh

8,617 posts

216 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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Hmmm, not impressed with new decor

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

267 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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...This is getting silly, stop it now

Gnostic Ascent

284 posts

251 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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Seriously rubbish

:looksaroundfeelinglost:

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

263 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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Hello.

It's witchcraft.

Fact