For all the girlies and those with a soft spot ducklings....

[jimmyb]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=13b_1238087302

Plod become parents.

[Jasandjules]

What a top bloke. He was determined to get them all as well. Well done him!

[illmonkey]

Looks like they kept falling in!

[V8mate]

The WPC almost trod on one!

[Jasandjules]

V8mate said:

The WPC almost trod on one!

Yep, and the one that nearly got away across the road but the PC put her right.

[jimmyb]

Just really liked the fact that as he pulled them out they all just kept close to him in a little group as if to say "we are adopting you as our new parent"

[elster]

He was just trying to impress the girlie.

You think she put out over the ducks?

[SellerOfSin]

elster said:

He was just trying to impress the girlie.

You think she put out over the ducks?

That definitely earned him at least a rockin BJ. I'd say a good t~t job, but I didn't notice if her boobs were big enough for that.

[krallicious]

I thought this thread title was a rehash of the perverts' favorite opening gambit, 'I've got puppies to show you'

You disappoint me, sir.

[Mrs Fish]

Awww that is too cute

[V8mate]

SellerOfSin said:

elster said:

He was just trying to impress the girlie.

You think she put out over the ducks?

That definitely earned him at least a rockin BJ. I'd say a good t~t job, but I didn't notice if her boobs were big enough for that.

It probably earned him a disciplinary when she complained that he spoke in a harsh voice when telling her to hold the bl00dy torch still.

[Nicol@]

I think the mother decided that she couldn't afford to feed them all in these hard times.

The little babies were very cute though.

[mrmaggit]

We were enjoying a swift cider in York on Saturday, there was a Mallard duck with fourteen ducklings in tow on the Ouse. To say she'd got her "hands" full was an understatement.

[Bushmaster]

Why is this in the boats forum?

[mybrainhurts]

Bushmaster said:

Why is this in the boats forum?

It's escaped to the lounge....

[mybrainhurts]

I didn't know they were duck traps....

[Poledriver]

See.......they're not all bad! next time I'm in Plymouth I'll buy that man a pint!

[mybrainhurts]

Mmmmmmmmm.......PIE

[jamoor]

Excellent, shows real determination to get the job done no matter what, now if only they could apply that to real police work.

[catmartin]

I'm slightly disturbed by the fact the Mother duck went missing!