Is this reasonable grounds for a divorce?

[branflakes]

My wife told me earlier today that I "look like Bill Oddie, but in a good way".

What fking good way?

[greygoose]

You could go for a divorce, but if you do look like Bill Oddie then that'll be your last chance of a shag gone.

[Vanya]

Clearly this is justification for a crime of passion.

A gentle kick in the clacker is as good a starting point as any after such a slur.

[captainzep]

Branflakes, this recent picture of you and your wife suggests that you should put up and shut up.

[Jasandjules]

Is she still putting out? IF yes, no grounds for divorce. At least now you can safely wander about the High Street saying nice t*ts............... Then look quickly at the trees.

[schmalex]

My wife once told me I look a bit like Charlie Boardman with eyes that look like they are sticking out on stalks.

[southendpier]

schmalex said:

My wife once told me I look a bit like Charlie Boardman with eyes that look like they are sticking out on stalks.

No way! That's exactly what she also said to me.

[schmalex]

southendpier said:

schmalex said:

My wife once told me I look a bit like Charlie Boardman with eyes that look like they are sticking out on stalks.

No way! That's exactly what she also said to me.

Ah but she said my knob was way bigger than yours