W and, er, indeed, TF?
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Just been for a most enjoyable mountain bike ride with PDV6 and Abarth_Chris around the local monntain bike trails in Bristol.
Usually these such rides pass off without incident, bar some serious world to rights action in the pub after said ride.
However.
Tonight we had the spectacle, that I still cannot quite get my head around, of this:
We, for a brief moment, spent a couple of minutes exercising eyebrows, wondering whether or not we were dreaming, only to be reassured (with another pint, thankfully) that we were not dreaming.
Only for five minutes later, for Le Plod to come rushing in, scoot about the place (ignoring the bunny) and ask whether anyone had been stabbed.
After a quick check, none of us had noticed being stabbed, and sent nice Mr Plod along.
However, the bunny had a bit of an evil glint in his eye.
Remember kids:
Guns don't kill people,
Rabbits in pubs do. Especially in Bristol.
Usually these such rides pass off without incident, bar some serious world to rights action in the pub after said ride.
However.
Tonight we had the spectacle, that I still cannot quite get my head around, of this:
We, for a brief moment, spent a couple of minutes exercising eyebrows, wondering whether or not we were dreaming, only to be reassured (with another pint, thankfully) that we were not dreaming.
Only for five minutes later, for Le Plod to come rushing in, scoot about the place (ignoring the bunny) and ask whether anyone had been stabbed.
After a quick check, none of us had noticed being stabbed, and sent nice Mr Plod along.
However, the bunny had a bit of an evil glint in his eye.
Remember kids:
Guns don't kill people,
Rabbits in pubs do. Especially in Bristol.
that's brilliant! The only thing more awesome that I can think of is if they were anteaters.....eharding said:
neil_bolton said:
Rabbits in pubs do. Especially in Bristol.
WTF don't you understand about a) don't get them wet and b) don't feed them beer after 9pm?Basic rabbit safety procedures.
This will end badly, mark my words.
Its either proper Ale or proper Cider.
None of this Peroni business those Londoners drink.
neil_bolton said:
Bunny finish Butcombe
Bunny wanna go home, cos you all make Bunny drunk
You *do* realise what you're dealing with here, don't you?Bunny wanna go home, cos you all make Bunny drunk
That thing now has a mean streak a mile wide, and the munchies.
If there is anybody within a 300 metre radius with even vaguely carrot-top hair colour, they're as dead as that squirrel.
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