Deathpool

Author
Discussion

Retard

Original Poster:

691 posts

200 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
Sorry if this topic is a bit morbid, but I can't be the only person who plays deathpools. It might be an idea to start a pistonheads one. If somehow you're not aware of them, here is the rules from one example:

stiffs.com said:
Each entry is made up of 10 famous people, listed in the order of their certainty. The one you think is most likely to die should be #1 on your list.

Whoever gets the most deaths wins, but in the event of any ties, points are awarded according to position. Number 1 is worth 10 points, #2 is worth 9 points, etc. These points ONLY come into play in case of ties. The number of deaths is the primary factor in winning the game. [more detail]

The number eleven slot on each list is for an alternate, which is ONLY used if one of your other ten celebs dies, or is discovered to be dead, between when you submit your list and when the game starts. The alternate is NEVER used under any other circumstances. [more detail]

You can't kill anybody, or even try to scare them or make them sick or anything.
The game could run from 1 Jan 2008 - 31 December 2008.

The following is speculation:

If you want my top tip, I'd put Parkie on it.

He's done his last show... now he's been given an honour... to me these are classical signs of a terminal illness which, quite rightly, is being kept private. So he'd certainly be on my list.

seasonal central

16,744 posts

220 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all

Overhaulin

1,648 posts

208 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
1.Prince Philip
2.Maggie Thatcher
3.Rolf Harris
4.Pete Doherty
5.Jensen Button
6.Stephan Hawkings
7.Neil Armstrong
8.Bobby Robson
9.Amy Winehouse
10. Shirley Bassey

Res- Richard Briers

wasted years

4,330 posts

212 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
Patrick Moore yesfrown

ali_kat

32,003 posts

224 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
Muhammad Ali
Elton John
Ronnie Biggs
Doris Day
Pete Doherty
Kirk Douglas
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Jerry Lewis
Keith Richards
Sir Jimmy Savile

Res - Sir David Attenborough


Edited by ali_kat on Saturday 29th December 16:08

markduffy

622 posts

209 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all

Gold

1,998 posts

208 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
1) Fidel Castro
2) David Rockefeller Snr
3) Ariel Sharon
4) Ronnie Biggs
5) George Bush Snr
6) Edna Parker (Worlds Oldest Person hehe)
7) Patrick Moore
8) Claude Levi-Strauss
9) Pervez Musharraf
10) Keith Richards


Reserve: Amy Winehouse

seasonal central

16,744 posts

220 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
Bobby Robson looked shaky on Sports Personality. eek

anonymous-user

57 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
1)Fidel Castro
2)Ronnie Biggs
3)Kirk Douglas
4)Patrick Moore
5)Vera Lynn
6)Ian Paisley
7)Billy Graham
8)Liz Taylor
9)Prince Philip
10)Harold Pinter

Cotty

39,777 posts

287 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
Overhaulin said:
9.Amy Winehouse
Wishfull thinking

Gizmo535

18,150 posts

212 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
I agree about Bobby Robson looking wobbly...frown OK, here's my list.

1. Bobby Robson
2. Gen Pervez Musharraf
3. Amy Winehouse
4. Maggie Thatcher
5. Ariel Sharon
6. Paul Gascoigne
7. Graham Norton
8. Col Muammar al-Gaddafi
9. Patrick Moore
10. Derren Brown

Reserve: Gordon Brown (We live in hope).

Edit to put Patrick Moore in, forgot him!

Edited by Gizmo535 on Saturday 29th December 17:27

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

258 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
Retard said:
If you want my top tip, I'd put Parkie on it.

He's done his last show... now he's been given an honour... to me these are classical signs of a terminal illness which, quite rightly, is being kept private. So he'd certainly be on my list.
Nah...

Regrettably proved false by Cliff Richard....

Wedg1e

26,817 posts

268 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
Brucie and Jimmy Savile must be getting close to a MI surely...

Retard

Original Poster:

691 posts

200 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
mybrainhurts said:
Retard said:
If you want my top tip, I'd put Parkie on it.

He's done his last show... now he's been given an honour... to me these are classical signs of a terminal illness which, quite rightly, is being kept private. So he'd certainly be on my list.
Nah...

Regrettably proved false by Cliff Richard....
Wanna bet fifty quid on it?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

258 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
Retard said:
mybrainhurts said:
Retard said:
If you want my top tip, I'd put Parkie on it.

He's done his last show... now he's been given an honour... to me these are classical signs of a terminal illness which, quite rightly, is being kept private. So he'd certainly be on my list.
Nah...

Regrettably proved false by Cliff Richard....
Wanna bet fifty quid on it?
You've poisoned him, haven't you....?

I'll give you fifty quid to kill Cliff Richard...


















Only joking, Mary...

seasonal central

16,744 posts

220 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
Here's our take on the deathpool theme, now in it's 8th year. 50 points for a death "in catagory" 10 points "out of catagory".


NAME- central…………………………………………

OBVIOUS OLD TIMER MALE…Nelson
Mandella……………………………………………………………
OBVIOUS OLD TIMER FEMALE…Vera Lynn………………………………………………………...
BEEN ILL FOR AGES…Ronnie Biggs……………………………………………………………………..
POMPOUS GIT…Ludovic Kennedy…………………………………………………………………………….
COMPLETE BASTARD…Sir Robert Mark……………………………………………………………………
DIES IN HOSPITAL…Maureen O'Hara……………………………………………………………………….
FAT BLOKE…Patric Moore………………………………………………………………………………..
FAT WOMAN…Zsa Zsa Gabor………………………………………………………………………………
THOUGHT THEY WERE DEAD…Richard Todd…………………………………………………………
ROD HULL HOUSEHOLD MISHAP…Gough Whitlam……………………………………………………..
SUICIDE…Herbert Lom…………………………………………………………………………………….
SPORTS PERSON…Tom Finney………………………………………………………………………….
ASKING FOR IT…Hugh Hefner……………………………………………………………………………
BEARDY DEATH…Fidel Castro…………………………………………………………………………
SADDAM-ODDS OR EVENS…void…………………………………………………………….
WILD CARD…Richard Widmark………………………………………………………………………………..
MUCH LOVED…Reg Varney……………………………………………………………………………..
WORLD LEADER…Yitzak Shamir………………………………………………………………………….
IRRITATING tt…Winehouse……………………………………………………………………….
HOMOSEXUAL DEATH…Andy Bell……………………………………………………………………

New catagories:
BEARDY DEATH – Anyone with a beard that should be dead.
HOMOSEXUAL – Male or female, plenty of scope.

Though 2007 hasn’t been a storming year for deaths the contest is still wide open with Sharon leading on a mere 160 points as we go into the grand finale. The mid season change of up to six entries continues with the same rules applying.
All entries in by December 28th, can be emailed to ************

GOOD LUCK!
PETE.

danrc

2,754 posts

213 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
I thought this was going to be a thread about Michael Barrymore hehe

FourWheelDrift

88,863 posts

287 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
Pete Docherty
Amy Winehouse
Ben Stiller
Adam Sandler
Owen Wilson
Natasha Kaplinksy
Ken Livingstone
Gordon Brown










What do mean if they might die..............I thought this was a request thread?

g4ry13

17,401 posts

258 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
Bruce Forsyth anyone?

sa_20v

4,108 posts

234 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
quotequote all
Gizmo535 said:
3. Amy Winehouse
Those in the know suggest she has a couple more years but is unlikely to see 28...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club