Help with a joke, possibly seen on PH
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This?
An American Marine, a British SAS soldier, and a Scottish Highlander are in a pub, bragging about their preferred weapons.
The American Marine pulls out his M4 rifle and says, "This is the finest assault rifle in the world. Lightweight, accurate, and with a high rate of fire, I can take down any target from 500 meters."
The British SAS soldier smirks, pulling out his suppressed pistol. "Subtlety is key," he says. "With this, I can slip in, eliminate the target, and be gone before anyone even knows I was there. Silent and deadly."
They both look at the Scotsman, who is quietly sipping his whisky. "And you, Jock? What do you use?"
The Scotsman straightens up and says proudly, "I prefer my Claymore."
The American and the Brit laugh. "A sword? You're bringing a bloody great sword to a gunfight? It's the 21st century!"
The Scotsman gives them a hard stare and says, "Aye. And it has a simple, helpful inscription written on the front: 'Front Toward Enemy'."
An American Marine, a British SAS soldier, and a Scottish Highlander are in a pub, bragging about their preferred weapons.
The American Marine pulls out his M4 rifle and says, "This is the finest assault rifle in the world. Lightweight, accurate, and with a high rate of fire, I can take down any target from 500 meters."
The British SAS soldier smirks, pulling out his suppressed pistol. "Subtlety is key," he says. "With this, I can slip in, eliminate the target, and be gone before anyone even knows I was there. Silent and deadly."
They both look at the Scotsman, who is quietly sipping his whisky. "And you, Jock? What do you use?"
The Scotsman straightens up and says proudly, "I prefer my Claymore."
The American and the Brit laugh. "A sword? You're bringing a bloody great sword to a gunfight? It's the 21st century!"
The Scotsman gives them a hard stare and says, "Aye. And it has a simple, helpful inscription written on the front: 'Front Toward Enemy'."
Jim1064 said:
This?
An American Marine, a British SAS soldier, and a Scottish Highlander are in a pub, bragging about their preferred weapons.
The American Marine pulls out his M4 rifle and says, "This is the finest assault rifle in the world. Lightweight, accurate, and with a high rate of fire, I can take down any target from 500 meters."
The British SAS soldier smirks, pulling out his suppressed pistol. "Subtlety is key," he says. "With this, I can slip in, eliminate the target, and be gone before anyone even knows I was there. Silent and deadly."
They both look at the Scotsman, who is quietly sipping his whisky. "And you, Jock? What do you use?"
The Scotsman straightens up and says proudly, "I prefer my Claymore."
The American and the Brit laugh. "A sword? You're bringing a bloody great sword to a gunfight? It's the 21st century!"
The Scotsman gives them a hard stare and says, "Aye. And it has a simple, helpful inscription written on the front: 'Front Toward Enemy'."
<PH Pedant mode>An American Marine, a British SAS soldier, and a Scottish Highlander are in a pub, bragging about their preferred weapons.
The American Marine pulls out his M4 rifle and says, "This is the finest assault rifle in the world. Lightweight, accurate, and with a high rate of fire, I can take down any target from 500 meters."
The British SAS soldier smirks, pulling out his suppressed pistol. "Subtlety is key," he says. "With this, I can slip in, eliminate the target, and be gone before anyone even knows I was there. Silent and deadly."
They both look at the Scotsman, who is quietly sipping his whisky. "And you, Jock? What do you use?"
The Scotsman straightens up and says proudly, "I prefer my Claymore."
The American and the Brit laugh. "A sword? You're bringing a bloody great sword to a gunfight? It's the 21st century!"
The Scotsman gives them a hard stare and says, "Aye. And it has a simple, helpful inscription written on the front: 'Front Toward Enemy'."
Would an American Marine even know what a meter (SIC) is?
Jim1064 said:
This?
An American Marine, a British SAS soldier, and a Scottish Highlander are in a pub, bragging about their preferred weapons.
The American Marine pulls out his M4 rifle and says, "This is the finest assault rifle in the world. Lightweight, accurate, and with a high rate of fire, I can take down any target from 500 meters."
The British SAS soldier smirks, pulling out his suppressed pistol. "Subtlety is key," he says. "With this, I can slip in, eliminate the target, and be gone before anyone even knows I was there. Silent and deadly."
They both look at the Scotsman, who is quietly sipping his whisky. "And you, Jock? What do you use?"
The Scotsman straightens up and says proudly, "I prefer my Claymore."
The American and the Brit laugh. "A sword? You're bringing a bloody great sword to a gunfight? It's the 21st century!"
The Scotsman gives them a hard stare and says, "Aye. And it has a simple, helpful inscription written on the front: 'Front Toward Enemy'."
Maybe, thank you.An American Marine, a British SAS soldier, and a Scottish Highlander are in a pub, bragging about their preferred weapons.
The American Marine pulls out his M4 rifle and says, "This is the finest assault rifle in the world. Lightweight, accurate, and with a high rate of fire, I can take down any target from 500 meters."
The British SAS soldier smirks, pulling out his suppressed pistol. "Subtlety is key," he says. "With this, I can slip in, eliminate the target, and be gone before anyone even knows I was there. Silent and deadly."
They both look at the Scotsman, who is quietly sipping his whisky. "And you, Jock? What do you use?"
The Scotsman straightens up and says proudly, "I prefer my Claymore."
The American and the Brit laugh. "A sword? You're bringing a bloody great sword to a gunfight? It's the 21st century!"
The Scotsman gives them a hard stare and says, "Aye. And it has a simple, helpful inscription written on the front: 'Front Toward Enemy'."
I seem to think the punchline was pronounced "I prefer my Clay more" but I could be wrong
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