Queuing at bars wtf
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Dog Star

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17,026 posts

184 months

Tuesday 19th August
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I’ve noticed for years that weirdos queue at bars in airports but I’ve noticed it a few times recently creeping into general behaviour.

Eg. My very nice local rural pub has the occasional event on that attracts townies and incomers. The bar is long, yet they will form a queue snaking out of the door into the beer garden. I’ll just stroll up to the bar and get served while some twerp looks daggers at me.

Just had the same thing at the ‘Spoons in Leeds train station. People in a queue at one end of the bar. I just walked up the the bar and got a pint in literally five seconds. I noted with interest that the queue then disintegrated as people moved into “normal” places along the bar, and in the remaining time I was in the there another queue did not reassemble.

What’s this about? A natural British desire to queue? Sheeplike behaviour? Post Covid thing? It needs to stop. It’s a bar; if you were meant to queue it’d be a bar hatch or two foot wide bar. I ought to start a campaign.

Slow.Patrol

2,223 posts

30 months

Tuesday 19th August
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I never queue in a 'Spoons

Just used the app

remedy

1,948 posts

207 months

Tuesday 19th August
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I've noticed the same as your observations: they are always queuing in Spoons and it happens in my local when tourists outnumber locals.

Queuing in a pub is an alien concept to me. My local is quite small, so a loud "why the hell is there a queue" normally starts it dispersing back to normal.

Smollet

13,552 posts

206 months

Tuesday 19th August
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People are sheep and can’t think outside of their little bubble. It’s a result of the state taking care of you.
I don’t mind queuing when necessary but it’s become a joke now as no one wants to take the initiative if it’s there to be taken as they’re scared to …………… add whatever you like.

UTH

10,783 posts

194 months

Tuesday 19th August
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I came across this on the ferry from Portsmouth to France. I thought I was in luck when walking up to a mostly empty bar, to then be quickly told 'there's the queue' and then noticed the line of 10 people or so.

A new one on me, and like you I agree, what's the point in the huge amount of bar space if you're all going to get into a single file snake through the building.

CHLEMCBC

806 posts

33 months

Tuesday 19th August
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It's something that prompts me to look for another pub. Stupid behaviour

Slow.Patrol

2,223 posts

30 months

Tuesday 19th August
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To be fair, having worked in a pub, it is not always easy to work out who is next to be served when you are working in s busy bar. When you are flying around serving drinks you cannot always clock the order in which customers turn up. Nothing worse than a load of bricksthousedockers (the bar was opposite a container port) getting agitated at not being served in order.

Also queuing leaves the bar area free for those that prefer to sit or stand at the bar rather than a table.

Countdown

44,931 posts

212 months

Tuesday 19th August
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Queuing - you get served in turn

Not queuing - hopefully you'll get served in turn, you probably won't unless the bartender has an amazing memory. (Even less likely if there are 2 or 3 bar staff serving) which means that you get irritated/annoyed/angry depending on how many people get served before you.

vixen1700

26,355 posts

286 months

Tuesday 19th August
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Started around Covid times in 'Spoons.

Rarely go into a 'Spoons so it shocked me the first time I encountered it, it just seemed totally alien and wrong.

Is it still going on?

frown



Shooter McGavin

8,263 posts

160 months

Tuesday 19th August
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A bizarre concept that originated during Covid.

Has it's own dedicated 'X' account.

https://x.com/QueuesPub

chip*

1,395 posts

244 months

Tuesday 19th August
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Slow.Patrol said:
To be fair, having worked in a pub, it is not always easy to work out who is next to be served when you are working in s busy bar. When you are flying around serving drinks you cannot always clock the order in which customers turn up. Nothing worse than a load of bricksthousedockers (the bar was opposite a container port) getting agitated at not being served in order.

Also queuing leaves the bar area free for those that prefer to sit or stand at the bar rather than a table.
Plus we avoid the stupid American scenario where the barman serves those first based on how much you previously tipped (which really gets on my tits!!).

s p a c e m a n

11,361 posts

164 months

Tuesday 19th August
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Yeah but you know who was there before you so you point at someone else and say that they were here before you.

Again, I use the app and it magically arrives at my table hehe

Slow.Patrol

2,223 posts

30 months

Tuesday 19th August
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s p a c e m a n said:
Yeah but you know who was there before you so you point at someone else and say that they were here before you.
But they don't these days. Most people take it as a win I am afraid.

P-Jay

11,078 posts

207 months

Tuesday 19th August
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Personally, I do away with bar service all together, only encourages the lushes who want to prop it up. Table service every time if I could, not an app either. People, employed, moving about it, earning money etc.

Anyway, queuing TBH it's pretty efficient, but it depends. Quiet pub, seems a bit mad. 3 deep at the bar and it's the way to go.

Plus we're British, if someone forms a queue, I'm not going to be the one who says "no, this is not how it's done, I'm going to stand at the bar".


Cotty

41,446 posts

300 months

Tuesday 19th August
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I think its a Wetherspoons thing. I walked into The Pommelers Rest (just south of Tower Bridge) and walked up to an empty bar. A barman appeared and stood at the till as asked what I wanted. He wanted me to walk to the till tell him what I wanted, accept payment, then he would pour my drink, very odd.
In hindsight I assume people queue at the till for their drinks.

Countdown said:
Queuing - you get served in turn

Not queuing - hopefully you'll get served in turn, you probably won't unless the bartender has an amazing memory. (Even less likely if there are 2 or 3 bar staff serving) which means that you get irritated/annoyed/angry depending on how many people get served before you.
You go to your local and the staff will serve you while they are serving someone else at the same time.

silverfoxcc

8,000 posts

161 months

Tuesday 19th August
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Did Bar work years ago, was told by the gaffer, when i asked about who do i know whose next, start at one end abd work towards the other. Clock the guy next to the one you are serving, nod and say you're next.. and so one, locals get use to it, and police the bar...

ambuletz

11,326 posts

197 months

Tuesday 19th August
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Can't say I've noticed this, but then again I haven't been to the pub in years. Last one I've been at was 'spoons wharf. There's never a queue. Most people tend to order a round via the app to have it sent to their table. It's slow. I can go to the toilet and get my next drink in the time it takes them to bring them their round.

TVR Sagaris

1,114 posts

248 months

Tuesday 19th August
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Yes! I've noticed this too OP and don't understand where it's come from. Similarly I stand at the bar and order a pint and everyone in the queue looks puzzled.

Maybe it's a hangover from covid - people stopped going to bars so forgot how they work. Or the young people first going to bars had a weird experience so have never recovered.

hidetheelephants

30,741 posts

209 months

Tuesday 19th August
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silverfoxcc said:
Did Bar work years ago, was told by the gaffer, when i asked about who do i know whose next, start at one end abd work towards the other. Clock the guy next to the one you are serving, nod and say you're next.. and so one, locals get use to it, abs aekf police the bar... i dus, abd ut dies
So it be onto this. hehe

turbomoggie

270 posts

120 months

Tuesday 19th August
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I prefer queuing! But will join in with whatever everyone else is already doing.