Halloween - grump edition

Halloween - grump edition

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fourstardan

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4,984 posts

151 months

Thursday 31st October
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The day is here, and will be over tomorrow.

Trouble now is I have a child growing up around it all, it's all in the shops, his nursery are running pumpkin competitions, the carers talking about halloween a month (yes a month) before...

Closer to home the Neighbours in the close try and become some sort of Hollywood set for the night usually (he's not done much as of this morning), its basically a tent with him dressed as the grim reaper giving out haribo, this attracts feral kids/parents from effectively the whole town to pilfer and not actually give anything back in return, we well and truly do not get involved.

It really is all a complete farce.

Am I the only one in this boat of cynicism?

lancslad58

1,097 posts

15 months

Thursday 31st October
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fourstardan said:
The day is here, and will be over tomorrow.

Trouble now is I have a child growing up around it all, it's all in the shops, his nursery are running pumpkin competitions, the carers talking about halloween a month (yes a month) before...

Closer to home the Neighbours in the close try and become some sort of Hollywood set for the night usually (he's not done much as of this morning), its basically a tent with him dressed as the grim reaper giving out haribo, this attracts feral kids/parents from effectively the whole town to pilfer and not actually give anything back in return, we well and truly do not get involved.

It really is all a complete farce.

Am I the only one in this boat of cynicism?
Just ignore it.

Pica-Pica

14,447 posts

91 months

Thursday 31st October
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I was. But here kids come round with their parents, so it is a case of making contact with them and their parents. These kids grow up to be teenagers - a bit of fun and connection goes a long way later on.

axel1990chp

892 posts

110 months

Thursday 31st October
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I keep the blinds shut and don't answer the door, that about serves me okay!

Its bonfire night I cant stand. Council will happily fine someone for throwing a chocolate bar wrapper out the window, but don't bat an eye when thousands of households decide to fire cardboard into the air, with loud bangs throughout the night?

Go figure.

I've had pets my entire life, dog's have mainly been okay with it, but still on edge, cat's I've had have been petrified, all in the name of an old bloke with a dodgy tash who failed to blow up a building.

confused

Pica-Pica said:
I was. But here kids come round with their parents, so it is a case of making contact with them and their parents. These kids grow up to be teenagers - a bit of fun and connection goes a long way later on.
Never thought of it that way, something to ponder! Gracias

Alex_225

6,664 posts

208 months

Thursday 31st October
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It doesn't phase me, it's a bit of fun with the kids. We get some pumpkins and the kids design theirs and we carve them.

We take the kids trick or treating for a bit but they're only little and I wouldn't let them go out if they were old enough to go on their own, I firmly believe it should be little'uns who are supervised.

I don't need an excuse to watch a good horror movie! haha

Liamjrhodes

246 posts

148 months

Thursday 31st October
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In the grand scheme of things its another corporate event for people to spend their money on.

But on the other hand it only comes around once a year and the majority of kids get lots of enjoyment from it. My daughter has been to 3 separate 'Halloween' themed events and enjoyed them all and has carved 3 pumpkins of varying success. She is very excided to dress up and go out to collect sweets. She complains that not all the houses decorate and its difficult to explain to an exited 7 year old why other people don't share the excitement.

So overall even if I didn't have a child I would still partake just for others enjoyment

Petrus1983

9,825 posts

169 months

Thursday 31st October
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I'm the same as Axel with regards to it.

However - I think Halloween is great and as your kid grows up will present opportunities to make lasting memories. Find out where your nearest pumpkin patch is and spend an afternoon picking one whilst having a hot chocolate. Then do the carving with them and no matter how bad it is they'll remember you being cool for doing it. Spend a few hours in the kitchen making spiced pumpkin soup with them (it actually tastes good).

For sure there's the Haribo brigade but even that's just spending £5 for a multipack if someone does come round but as already suggested if you don't want to do that then turn off the lights to the front of the house and ignore them.

ETA - I embraced Halloween early with my one laugh



Edited by Petrus1983 on Thursday 31st October 10:35

AyBee

10,658 posts

209 months

Thursday 31st October
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Around here, those who put pumpkins and decorations out get a knock, those who don't, get ignored. Very easy to distinguish.

Silvanus

6,019 posts

30 months

Thursday 31st October
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Join in or ignore, it's one night for kids to enjoy themselves. Kids grow up far to quick these days, let them have a night of silliness.

grumbledoak

31,839 posts

240 months

Thursday 31st October
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AyBee said:
Around here, those who put pumpkins and decorations out get a knock, those who don't, get ignored. Very easy to distinguish.
^^^ that. It's completely opt in. Just opt out. You big grump.

Rotor

300 posts

222 months

Thursday 31st October
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Irony is that sensitive little Johnnie who needs lots of special attention is quite happy to be around some quite grotesque and in some cases quite graphic and indeed macabre outfits .

However we all know real Monsters wear hoodies and use E scooters not broom sticks.

Eric Mc

122,854 posts

272 months

Thursday 31st October
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The annual whinge thread has started I see.

mickk

29,425 posts

249 months

Thursday 31st October
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Eric Mc said:
The annual whinge thread has started I see.
Have you carved your pumpkin yet?

4Mille 5Cento

4,596 posts

86 months

Thursday 31st October
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House opposite me put up orange lights and put out pumpkins last week of September , the Christmas lights will be out soon .

A house I walked past a few weeks ago had a full on " graveyard " for a front garden .

I assume that it's not a permanent feature .

Deranged Rover

3,768 posts

81 months

Thursday 31st October
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I don't have kids so it holds no interest for me. At the moment we live down the end of a lane in the middle of nowhere and there are no young children nearby, so it's not an issue. In our last house, the village adhered to the aforementioned "no decorations; no knock" rule, which worked well.

That said, if you're going to do it, you should do it properly. Going back a few years, a friend of mine worked at the BBC and he was friends with a chap who worked in the special effects unit. This chap decided to borrow a few effects from work for Halloween, and so when the kids knocked on his door, they were greeted by a bloke in a "bloodstained" white coat, with a machete in one hand and what appeared to be a freshly severed human head, still dripping blood, in the other.

He showed me pictures and it was truly brilliant and worryingly realistic - apparently there were several complaints!

miniman

26,284 posts

269 months

Thursday 31st October
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Buy large volumes of Heros, Celebrations or similar.

Ignore trick or treaters.

Gorge yourself.

Alex_225

6,664 posts

208 months

Thursday 31st October
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Petrus1983 said:
I'm the same as Axel with regards to it.

However - I think Halloween is great and as your kid grows up will present opportunities to make lasting memories. Find out where your nearest pumpkin patch is and spend an afternoon picking one whilst having a hot chocolate. Then do the carving with them and no matter how bad it is they'll remember you being cool for doing it. Spend a few hours in the kitchen making spiced pumpkin soup with them (it actually tastes good).

For sure there's the Haribo brigade but even that's just spending £5 for a multipack if someone does come round but as already suggested if you don't want to do that then turn off the lights to the front of the house and ignore them.

ETA - I embraced Halloween early with my one laugh



Edited by Petrus1983 on Thursday 31st October 10:35
Haha that's a great photo.

I think that's it, the kids have fun, it's an activity to enjoy with them even if you don't go trick or treating.

As it happened, we put our pumpkins in the fireplace and had to bin them yesterday where they'd gone a tad ripe but the kids didn't mind.

It's an excuse for some fun (not at the expense at others) but I wouldn't spent fortunes on it all. I got the kids light up masks from AliExpress for under a fiver each.

essayer

9,604 posts

201 months

Thursday 31st October
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miniman said:
Buy large volumes of Heros, Celebrations or similar.

Ignore trick or treaters.

Gorge yourself.
then put the empties outside and put a sadpost on local FB.. "Some teenagers came and took all the sweets!". People will pity you and bring more to your door.

swisstoni

18,135 posts

286 months

Thursday 31st October
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Overall I think it preferable to the whole bonfire night thing.
I loved that as a kid but there wasn’t exactly a lot going on in those days to compete.

cobra kid

5,240 posts

247 months

Thursday 31st October
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A workmate goes to town on it each year on his front lawn and drive. Pneumatic animations etc. He does it purely to raise money for local children's charities and hospitals. He's raised thousands over the years so I'll give him a pass on it. The rest can get in the bin.