Help I’m turning into a curtain twitcher

Help I’m turning into a curtain twitcher

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sunnyb13

Original Poster:

1,038 posts

45 months

Monday 21st October
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For some reason I’m looking more and more out the windows and getting annoyed that people are parking in the road outside my house.

They have every right to park there, there are no restrictions so it’s all fair game.

I never used to be like this, but for some reason I’ve started becoming a curtain twitcher. Any ways to deal with it?


LastPoster

2,708 posts

190 months

Monday 21st October
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Board the windows up?

More seriously and assuming there isn’t a neighbour issue, is there something else troubling you which is out of your control whereas this is something you could act upon even if you would probably end up being the ‘bad guy’?

BoRED S2upid

20,319 posts

247 months

Monday 21st October
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Notes under their windscreens.

Man of gas

187 posts

134 months

Monday 21st October
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The first stage of treatment is acceptance, well done, you have started the long road to recovery! You might also consider ECT as an alternative therapy;-)

peterfield781

218 posts

6 months

Monday 21st October
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Cone off “your” spaces… laugh

NortonES2

371 posts

55 months

Monday 21st October
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Park there yourself.

SAS Tom

3,540 posts

181 months

Monday 21st October
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BoRED S2upid said:
Notes under their windscreens.
How does he get in the car?

Scootersp

3,388 posts

195 months

Monday 21st October
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NortonES2 said:
Park there yourself.
This, you obviously have one too few cars! biggrin

Sway

29,228 posts

201 months

Monday 21st October
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I do understand where you're coming from.

I live in a close shaped like a 'Y'. Mine and across the road are the only houses on the 'downstroke', there's 40 other houses spread across the 'U'.

Everyone has plenty of parking. Every house has a single garage and two driveway spaces at minimum, most have a double garage plus two, some single garage plus three.

Yet, despite this, the folks who have sheddy station cars don't want to park them outside their house, so they park them along the road outside my house. Which both looks st, but also genuinely restricts visibility turning into/out of the close as they make it single lane and the 'downstroke' is curved.

The actual trades all park their vans on their drive, covered by Ring cameras.

My office looks out over the area they park. I give them stty looks through the window. They don't see me, but it makes me feel better! hehe

BoRED S2upid

20,319 posts

247 months

Monday 21st October
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peterfield781 said:
Cone off “your” spaces… laugh
With boulders painted white.

Moodyman1

103 posts

46 months

Monday 21st October
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You working from home?

I’ve become a twitcher since WFH.

We get parents parking in our street during the morning and evening school run to avoid congestion in the school car park. There are signs saying ‘Access only’, but nobody cares.

Some of them bring food for their little darlings (posh secondary school) during the afternoon run. This gets eaten whilst they’re in the car and packaging thrown out before driving off.

Grrrr.

wyson

2,690 posts

111 months

Monday 21st October
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Win the lottery, buy all the houses on the road and apply to the council to take it private?

Moodyman1

103 posts

46 months

Monday 21st October
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I asked a friend who knows about these things, and he thinks you might need some jiggy jiggy. He suggested you join one of the many dating apps.

BoRED S2upid

20,319 posts

247 months

Monday 21st October
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Run every reg number through the DVLA website trying to find one with no MOT then phone DVLA constantly as they love it.

Glassman

23,107 posts

222 months

Monday 21st October
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NortonES2 said:
Park there yourself.
We have a neighbour who does that. He has a two-car drive (three at a squeeze) but early hours he backs out and parks on the street in front of the house. By evening time, it's back on the drive.

MadCaptainJack

927 posts

47 months

Monday 21st October
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Glassman said:
We have a neighbour who does that. He has a two-car drive (three at a squeeze) but early hours he backs out and parks on the street in front of the house. By evening time, it's back on the drive.
Maybe he gets woken up by doors slamming, people talking loudly as they get in/out of the car, obnoxiously loud revving, etc?

Spare tyre

10,333 posts

137 months

Monday 21st October
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OP How old are you? More time on your hands?

Ps what’s that noise

Robertb

2,069 posts

245 months

Monday 21st October
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Buy an ‘I Spy’ car book and make it into a game.

Spare tyre

10,333 posts

137 months

Monday 21st October
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Stick your silly out the letter box and wait

surveyor

18,138 posts

191 months

Monday 21st October
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I went to war after I discovered that Network Rail vans parking on the grass outside our home actually made it rather dangerous to pull out onto a fast main road. One of them told me fairly aggressively they were their first and I'd never stop.

The conversation led to a high-level complaint and the route director became involved, who told them to stop parking there. They ignored him, and I had a great hobby for a few weeks of sending him numberplates for people who could not follow the rules.

Eventually, they got fed up, replaced the grass, and the council put in some bollards. While I no longer get to bug Network Rail I do take great comfort that the clown who told me I'd never win - now parks elsewhere.