How long would you last against Mike Tyson in his prime?

How long would you last against Mike Tyson in his prime?

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Wacky Racer

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38,972 posts

254 months

Monday 7th October
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Ok, serious question. no bullst.

How long would you last before he knocked your head off?

Seconds away....round one..........

John87

689 posts

165 months

Monday 7th October
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The first punch would take out 99% of the population

Jimjimhim

1,501 posts

7 months

Monday 7th October
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Yep, it's a rather pointless thread.

Portofino

4,500 posts

198 months

Monday 7th October
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John87 said:
The first punch would take out 99% of the population
The first punch would kill 99% of the population.

Wacky Racer

Original Poster:

38,972 posts

254 months

Monday 7th October
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Jasey_ said:
I'd have a heart attack when the bell went.
hehe

glennjamin

376 posts

70 months

Monday 7th October
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Depends on how fast Tyson could run, Think he'd be as manoeuvrable as a dumper truck so I'd give myself at least a minute....

Monkeylegend

27,188 posts

238 months

Monday 7th October
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I think the smell of poo in my boxing shorts would keep him away for a couple of rounds.

valiant

11,318 posts

167 months

Monday 7th October
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glennjamin said:
Depends on how fast Tyson could run, Think he'd be as manoeuvrable as a dumper truck so I'd give myself at least a minute....
Yeah, make him angry before he punches you.

57Ford

4,513 posts

141 months

Monday 7th October
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Discretion is the better part of valour. I’d be super discreet about bravely jumping out of the ring extremely swiftly and legging it.

Douglas Quaid

2,429 posts

92 months

Monday 7th October
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glennjamin said:
Depends on how fast Tyson could run, Think he'd be as manoeuvrable as a dumper truck so I'd give myself at least a minute....
Very fast. This is him at 15 yrs old.

https://youtu.be/51090bGcoR8?si=7ZAES5eL2GesIhsw

dudleybloke

20,471 posts

193 months

Monday 7th October
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Can i run him over a couple of times first?

nuyorican

1,798 posts

109 months

Monday 7th October
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How long does it take to drop to the ground and assume the recovery position?

That long.

jules_s

4,540 posts

240 months

Monday 7th October
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Depends on how much cash I could slip Don I would think

Jasandjules

70,491 posts

236 months

Monday 7th October
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Do I have a 9mm pistol? If so, between 6 and 8 seconds. If not, 0.5 seconds.

MOBB

3,812 posts

134 months

Monday 7th October
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Bunch of wusses

He wouldn’t last a round against me

57Ford

4,513 posts

141 months

Monday 7th October
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MOBB said:
Bunch of wusses

He wouldn’t last a round against me
Well of course, I’d only be running away because I wouldn’t want to hurt him.

nuyorican

1,798 posts

109 months

Monday 7th October
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Older MT would be easier. You could offer him a go on your toad and become big buds.

Younger MT: Toad or no toad, you're going down.

StoutBench

349 posts

35 months

Monday 7th October
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glennjamin said:
Depends on how fast Tyson could run, Think he'd be as manoeuvrable as a dumper truck so I'd give myself at least a minute....
Have you not seen him in his prime!

xx99xx

2,245 posts

80 months

Monday 7th October
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For £x million pounds I wouldn't really care how long it took. Although quicker the better would make sense.

That's if I got the point of being an actual contender and worth the money. Which I wouldn't be.

To answer the silly question though, I'd say about 30 seconds. 25 of them would be me running away from him.

Muzzer79

11,030 posts

194 months

Monday 7th October
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Wacky Racer said:
Ok, serious question. no bullst.

How long would you last before he knocked your head off?
Wacky Racer said:
Seconds away....round one..........
Yeah, about as long as it takes them to say that.