Petty laws you would introduce!
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Given that many on here seem to be slightly grumpy old men (full of rose-tinted nostalgia) there must be plenty of things that wind you up (or it it just me?)
What petty, small law would you introduce (save the big stuff for NP&E).
A little irritation for me is that when you order a coffee with milk today, you don’t always get milk (ie normal, full fat, milk) but often get given semi skilled or skimmed by default. It is annoying to have ask every time to check (even more annoying if you find that they oat milk or soy milk but not actual milk!)
Petty law No 1 would be to force coffee shops to have a clearly visible sign stating the default milk (and No 2 would be to ensure that normal milk is always an available option!)
Can you get more petty? I challenge you!
What petty, small law would you introduce (save the big stuff for NP&E).
A little irritation for me is that when you order a coffee with milk today, you don’t always get milk (ie normal, full fat, milk) but often get given semi skilled or skimmed by default. It is annoying to have ask every time to check (even more annoying if you find that they oat milk or soy milk but not actual milk!)
Petty law No 1 would be to force coffee shops to have a clearly visible sign stating the default milk (and No 2 would be to ensure that normal milk is always an available option!)
Can you get more petty? I challenge you!
k emSkeptisk said:
Given that many on here seem to be slightly grumpy old men (full of rose-tinted nostalgia) there must be plenty of things that wind you up (or it it just me?)
What petty, small law would you introduce (save the big stuff for NP&E).
A little irritation for me is that when you order a coffee with milk today, you don’t always get milk (ie normal, full fat, milk) but often get given semi skilled or skimmed by default. It is annoying to have ask every time to check (even more annoying if you find that they oat milk or soy milk but not actual milk!)
Petty law No 1 would be to force coffee shops to have a clearly visible sign stating the default milk (and No 2 would be to ensure that normal milk is always an available option!)
Can you get more petty? I challenge you!
I'd make sure that they have a sign that says "you can have a nice cup of tea if you want one"What petty, small law would you introduce (save the big stuff for NP&E).
A little irritation for me is that when you order a coffee with milk today, you don’t always get milk (ie normal, full fat, milk) but often get given semi skilled or skimmed by default. It is annoying to have ask every time to check (even more annoying if you find that they oat milk or soy milk but not actual milk!)
Petty law No 1 would be to force coffee shops to have a clearly visible sign stating the default milk (and No 2 would be to ensure that normal milk is always an available option!)
Can you get more petty? I challenge you!
Parking on a pavement so you don't get your wing mirrors clipped.
Ok for the pedestrian to walk in the road then is it?
A good birching for that.
Any supercar parked on double yellows - 6 months hard labour.
(I am happy to be the arbiter of what defines a supercar - can do that remotely via email)
Ok for the pedestrian to walk in the road then is it?
A good birching for that.
Any supercar parked on double yellows - 6 months hard labour.
(I am happy to be the arbiter of what defines a supercar - can do that remotely via email)
Mammasaid said:
Huzzah said:
less signs, whether they relate to coffee or not.
Using less, when fewer is correct, should be punishable by being placed in the stocks for a day.You could have pi55ing contests, see who could stream on the villain from the furthest away, or pooping, who could poop from the highest point and still hit the crim.
CammyN said:
Big fan of stocks, and not just for a day as an alternative to prison. Put them in a public square, wrists and ankles locked in place, leave them for a week at least. Even turn it into a TV show to see who can throw tomatoes and eggs and hit them in the face.
You could have pi55ing contests, see who could stream on the villain from the furthest away, or pooping, who could poop from the highest point and still hit the crim.
isn't that a Roger Mellie TV show proposal??!!!
You could have pi55ing contests, see who could stream on the villain from the furthest away, or pooping, who could poop from the highest point and still hit the crim.
isn't that a Roger Mellie TV show proposal??!!!
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