better names for existing things...

[DodgyGeezer]

love listening to Jay and Dunc on The Rock Drive and heard the above on their podcast. A few to get you started...

[sidewinder500]

Sausage Dog

[bobtail4x4]

someone has too much time on their hands

[Radec]

Cock socks

[shirt]

Welcome to the internet

[boxy but good]

Radec said:

Cock socks

Usually found under your sons bed !!!

[MitchT]

boxy but good said:

Radec said:

Cock socks

Usually found under your sons bed !!!

Or on eBay

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196105597941

[Radec]

MitchT said:

boxy but good said:

Radec said:

Cock socks

Usually found under your sons bed !!!

Or on eBay

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196105597941

That's next year's secret santa sorted, cheers

[RosscoPCole]

Polar giraffe ducks

[CopperBolt]

Fart socket.

(the external alimentary canal output opening)

[DodgyGeezer]

RosscoPCole said:

Polar giraffe ducks

[Krhuangbin]

Beach Chicken

[csd19]

Krhuangbin said:

Beach Chicken

stehawk you mean

[Amused2death]

Nature's little speedbumps

[Vsix and Vtec]

MitchT said:

Or on eBay

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196105597941

Lord. 'hung like a broom handle" isn't a very flattering boast, you'd have thought they'd have made the picture a little more "girthy".

[gt40steve]

Amused2death said:

Nature's little speedbumps

Tree rat.

[mikey_b]

Amused2death said:

Nature's little speedbumps

Needs a photo of a badger rather than a squirrel.

[madbadger]

mikey_b said:

Amused2death said:

Nature's little speedbumps

Needs a photo of a badger rather than a squirrel.

True.

[carlo996]

Amused2death said:

Nature's little speedbumps

Land otter.

[hammo19]

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