The five life essentials (for a bloke)

The five life essentials (for a bloke)

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baconsarney

Original Poster:

12,074 posts

171 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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For me… fast cars, women, food, wine, and Italian opera…

Top five only… smile

Punctilio

827 posts

33 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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A sensible car, clean underwear, lager, music and battenburg cake.

timbo999

1,371 posts

265 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Driving, cycling, Ballroom and Latin, Mrs T, curry (or cheese... no curry!... but cheese...)

sc0tt

18,145 posts

211 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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timbo999 said:
Driving, cycling, Ballroom and Latin, Mrs T, curry (or cheese... no curry!... but cheese...)
PH at its finest, 3 posts in and someone can’t count to 5 hehe

PositronicRay

27,714 posts

193 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Air, food, drink, warmth, health.

HustleRussell

25,224 posts

170 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Directorship, Six figs, V12, finest tailors and cobblers on speed-dial, and a massive watch which is worth more than the national average full time salary.

Edited by HustleRussell on Tuesday 21st February 18:30

Sporky

7,739 posts

74 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Waterproof coat
Comfy shoes
Stripey jumper
Lego
Cuddly penguin

Pepperpots

371 posts

175 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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1. health
2. family
3. something fast from Lotus (preferably with pop up headlights)
4. an interesting job that pays
5. tiramisu.


24lemons

2,778 posts

195 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Fish
Fish
Fish
Rice cakes
Fish

S100HP

13,067 posts

177 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Dogs

Music

Activity (cycling, running, hiking) - this one might be cheating a bit

Women

Pepsi Max

Heathwood

2,814 posts

212 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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A comfortable home
Good steak
Red wine
Sports mix
Pornhub

grumbledoak

31,971 posts

243 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Health
Red meat
Sleep
Sunshine
A toy car

sunnygym

1,019 posts

185 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Food
Drink
Blowjobs
Sleep
Holidays

av185

20,043 posts

137 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Rapid expensive car

Quality sirloin steak or loin of lamb

Quality red wine

Gorgeous girlfriend 60% my age

Quality cigar



Probably In that order

PastelNata

4,418 posts

210 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. Bonus two: sex and beer!

sociopath

3,433 posts

76 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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My wife
My dog
Music
Books (that's one right)
Steak

Tango13

9,123 posts

186 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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Tits and wheels, everything else is a bonus

OFORBES

533 posts

110 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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In no particular order...

Health
Wealth
Happiness
Family
Cars/Watches

But love will conquer all.

JuniorD

8,888 posts

233 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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HustleRussell said:
Directorship, Six figs, V12, finest tailors and cobblers on speed-dial, and a massive watch which is worth more than the national average full time salary.
A powerful physique or a Maglite may be suitable alternatives to an extravagant timepiece

king arthur

7,062 posts

271 months

Tuesday 21st February 2023
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One of my favourite George Best quotes - "I spent a lot of my money on women, beer and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

I know, that's only three...well he did have the money also. And a career.