Today's caption competition

[Wacky Racer]

[elanfan]

He shoots, he scores!

[GliderRider]

"Riverdance NOW!!! Follow my lead"

[davhill]

P.C. Boggs felt inspired after watching 'Kick Ass'.

[sunbeam alpine]

Southgate is already trying to get his phone number...

[Steamer]

SamD38 said:

Is this person my friend?

[anonymous-user]

Spot the balls

Kid get a bking

Kick off

[thenetwork]

~ Old Fashioned Police Work ~

[Riley Blue]

'The bootiful game'

[Spare tyre]

One up the bum, no harm done

[Puggit]

Back when the police used to take on the football trouble-makers...

[bigandclever]

Chelsea boot.

[Soloman Dodd]

You put the left leg in...

[BobsPigeon]

"Learning to goose step has great practical application in Policing" says Chief Constable.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

The footballer in the pic appears to be a young Johnny Hollins. (that's not a caption, just an observation.)

[Pixel Pusher]

Steamer said:

SamD38 said:

Is this person my friend?

[Ronstein]

Copper bottomed?

[twing]

Steamer said:

SamD38 said:

Is this person my friend?

[twing]

One up the bum, no harm done

[AlexanderV8]

3 penalties missed out of 5 FFS.
This is how it’s done Southgate and I don’t even need a ball.