Friends...boundaries
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waynedear

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2,351 posts

197 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Walking the dog round the Baltic Triangle in Liverpool around 17.30 yesterday.
Before me were two very beautiful, fabulously dressed and made up young ladies.
The taller one in the long fawn coloured coat was stood with her back to her friend, said friend was crouching with her back against a parked car... drying her feet, one by one on the back of her friends coat !
I stopped and of course asked if my eyes were deceiving me or had I indeed just seen what I saw, coat wearer rolled her eyes and laughed, she replied that they hoped no one would be passing.
They made a fuss of Malcolm and we left, me bemused.

joshleb

1,550 posts

174 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Err what?

CrutyRammers

13,735 posts

228 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Well it be onto this

vixen1700

29,162 posts

300 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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confused

Pistom

6,422 posts

189 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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joshleb said:
Err what?
I think what the OP was saying is that there were a couple of fit birds, one of them having a piss whilst the other was covering up for her. Once she'd finished, she wiped some splashes on her friends coat.

I might have misunderstood though.

Women having a piss in the street is a regular thing in Liverpool but never seen a friend allowing the other to wipe piss on their coat. Must be good friends (or just a bit weird).

Doofus

34,467 posts

203 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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waynedear said:
They made a fuss of Malcolm and we left, me bemused.
"Made a fuss of" or "Wiped their hands on"?

bigpriest

2,542 posts

160 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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"drying her feet, one by one" - how many did you count?

hyphen

26,262 posts

120 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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roflwtf OP

anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Doofus said:
waynedear said:
They made a fuss of Malcolm and we left, me bemused.
"Made a fuss of" or "Wiped their hands on"?
Lol !

Look chantel , that old perv that’s ogling us , let me wipe my pee covered hands on his mutt

Jcwjosh

963 posts

142 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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As a young lad i was walking through my local woods with a friend and his dog, we noticed two racing bikes against a fallen tree,a female cyclist in lycra was sitting on the tree, she was naked from the waist down. Her male companion was having a snack on her front bottom.. the end

anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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What sort of dog is Malcolm?

Doofus

34,467 posts

203 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Jcwjosh said:
As a young lad i was walking through my local woods with a friend and his dog, we noticed two racing bikes against a fallen tree,a female cyclist in lycra was sitting on the tree, she was naked from the waist down. Her male companion was having a snack on her front bottom.. the end
How much did you sell the bikes for?

166 MM Barchetta

719 posts

87 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Who names their dick “Malcolm”?
May as well call it “Steven and the twins”........yep, mate does this, thanks Eastenders.

Any excuse for this....

https://youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34



No_Idea

1,487 posts

137 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Did you see any Bajingo?

CubanPete

3,809 posts

218 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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A kiddy at school found two neat piles of clothes next to a bush in his local park, while a couple were busy practising a Newport belly rub.

All designer stuff, he tried selling them on the next day laugh

bearman68

4,938 posts

162 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Jcwjosh said:
As a young lad i was walking through my local woods with a friend and his dog, we noticed two racing bikes against a fallen tree,a female cyclist in lycra was sitting on the tree, she was naked from the waist down. Her male companion was having a snack on her front bottom.. the end
Very important to keep the carb levels up when cycling. Fully approve of a quick snack when the opportunity presents itself.

Doofus

34,467 posts

203 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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bearman68 said:
Jcwjosh said:
As a young lad i was walking through my local woods with a friend and his dog, we noticed two racing bikes against a fallen tree,a female cyclist in lycra was sitting on the tree, she was naked from the waist down. Her male companion was having a snack on her front bottom.. the end
Very important to keep the carb levels up when cycling. Fully approve of a quick snack when the opportunity presents itself.
Fish is protein, not carbohydrate.

ETA: Of course, it's possible he was just having a drink...

Edited by Doofus on Sunday 20th December 19:05

waynedear

Original Poster:

2,351 posts

197 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Malcolm...

anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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waynedear said:
Malcolm...
Looks more Bubbles than Malcolm.

SpeckledJim

34,247 posts

283 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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waynedear said:
Walking the dog round the Baltic Triangle in Liverpool around 17.30 yesterday.
Before me were two very beautiful, fabulously dressed and made up young ladies.
The taller one in the long fawn coloured coat was stood with her back to her friend, said friend was crouching with her back against a parked car... drying her feet, one by one on the back of her friends coat !
I stopped and of course asked if my eyes were deceiving me or had I indeed just seen what I saw, coat wearer rolled her eyes and laughed, she replied that they hoped no one would be passing.
They made a fuss of Malcolm and we left, me bemused.
The key word being Liverpool. Even a nurse would be shocked by some of the things you’ll see in Liverpool, and they’re nigh-on unshockable.