Inappropriate experience days

[General George Smiley]

Trying to find an inappropriate experience day for a friendsChristmas present

Something like be a road sweeper for a day, was hoping for something like an animal husbandry day where they have to milk a stallion

Any ideas or links for something a bit different

[The Moose]

When I clicked on the thread title, that wasn’t where I saw the thread going

[Blatter]

I once had Jim Fix It for me to milk a cow blindfolded……...

[General George Smiley]

Blatter said:

I once had Jim Fix It for me to milk a cow blindfolded……...

Blindfolded? Sheer bloody luxury

[General George Smiley]

The Moose said:

When I clicked on the thread title, that wasn’t where I saw the thread going

Cheers General George Smiley

[Jonmx]

How about a taxidermy day? A morning pulling guts out of a dead mouse or similar whilst having to feign real interest to the creepy Uncle Fester running the course. As an added bonus he'll have a grisly souvenir as a keepsake.
https://www.taxidermyuk.net/tuition/

[Mr MXT]

If your friend is a man, how about Burlesque Performance classes?

[Spare tyre]

Ask a local cleaning company if your mate can do an experience day with them

[Ambleton]

What about something like a pole dancing taster class?

Actually, maybe he'll just sit to one side and watch the other participants... bit creepy tho.

[rodericb]

Ambleton said:

What about something like a pole dancing taster class?

Actually, maybe he'll just sit to one side and watch the other participants... bit creepy tho.

Now that's a profession I've not heard of. Do they have sets spots where they sample or do they just taste wherever they think they need/want to?

[Drive it fix it repeat]

General George Smiley said:

The Moose said:

When I clicked on the thread title, that wasn’t where I saw the thread going

Cheers General George Smiley

[Ambleton]

rodericb said:

Ambleton said:

What about something like a pole dancing taster class?

Actually, maybe he'll just sit to one side and watch the other participants... bit creepy tho.

Now that's a profession I've not heard of. Do they have sets spots where they sample or do they just taste wherever they think they need/want to?

I bet the "sweet spot" is about 50-100cm from the floor. Much higher than that and there'll be too much "hand", lower and all you'll get is "feet"



(Two of my wife's friends do pole for fitness, and they're both mad as a box of frogs. One of them is a certifiable nut case - list time she was at our house she knocked me out cold ofter tackling me to the floor and i hit my head on a step we have between the living room and dining room. She's hot, but christ almighty i wouldn't touch her with yours, let alone mine)

[General George Smiley]

Found an animal husbandry experience

[glenrobbo]

How about a day down the sewers carving fatbergs?

[Gary29]

Isn't he just going to say "fk that I'm not going to do that" ?

[Sheepshanks]

Gary29 said:

Isn't he just going to say "fk that I'm not going to do that" ?

That could be the perfect business model!

[glenrobbo]

Nothing wrong with helping your Uncle Jack off a horse.

[anonymous-user]

As much as the idea of this is quite amusing, surely buying one of these things is just a waste of money??

I mean, if someone bought me an experience day of 'Learn to burlesque dance' or 'Learn taxidermy' I would snigger briefly when I opened the envelope and read it, then I would just chuck it in the bin.

No one in their right mind would turn up to something they didn't want to do.

[The Moose]

General George Smiley said:

Found an animal husbandry experience

Link?!

Wouldn't be the worst thing to spend a day doing*!!!

*depending on how involved you get

[Chainsaw Rebuild]

I think the trick will be to give him a voucher for a mystery experience day. You then pick him up and deliver him for his 8 hours of shovelling elephant poo or whatever.