Tell Us About Your Incredible Skill

[DickyC]

After years of practice I can now take off a polo shirt or jumper without removing my glasses.

[Bomma R1]

DickyC said:

After years of practice I can now take off a polo shirt or jumper without removing my glasses.

Just to be clear, does this relate to your own clothing or someone else's?

[Spare tyre]

I can reverse my wife’s car from the main road onto our drive really fast in one go, I only hit the wall 1 in around 2000 goes

My car is much more refined

[StuntmanMike]

In my local Co op I can get a bag of jelly babies, move my arm around my back and throw them between my legs and onto the counter.

Covid screens have put a stop to this

[Bob-iylho]

I can gently throw a pair of scissors on to the sofa, getting them to open and close on their own and snipping a hole in the sofa material ......

[tribalsurfer]

Bob-iylho said:

I can gently throw a pair of scissors on to the sofa, getting them to open and close on their own and snipping a hole in the sofa ......

That be a skill right there.

[Alucidnation]

I can watch tv AND surf the internet at the same time.

Took years to learn, probably started around late 1980's.

[Tango13]

I can put a vice up on one of our CNC mills and get it square to about 0.1 of a degree using just a worn out MK1 eyeball.

I have to use a DTI to get it spot on though...

[anonymous-user]

I am incredibly adept at making Lady Slopes go from happy to angry in less than 30 seconds.

[MiseryStreak]

I can tie a knot in anything I want, whether it’s a garden hose, extension lead or an iPhone charger cable, just by putting it away and getting it out again, without even trying. I don’t mean simple knots either, proper fisherman’s triple fkhandles.

[Monkeylegend]

I can make my other half's car keys and glasses disappear just by sitting minding my own business.

[Magooagain]

I can kill a thread just by posting onto it!

[Exige77]

slopes said:

I am incredibly adept at making Lady Slopes go from happy to angry in less than 30 seconds.

We can all do that one

[johnpsanderson]

Jasey_ said:

I can drink beer through my nose.

I can excrete beer through my nose, if sufficiently amused (whilst mid quaff)...

[anonymous-user]

Exige77 said:

slopes said:

I am incredibly adept at making Lady Slopes go from happy to angry in less than 30 seconds.

We can all do that one

So everyone can make Lady Slopes angry? Is there something i should know here

[guindilias]

Alucidnation said:

I can watch tv AND surf the internet at the same time.

Took years to learn, probably started around late 1980's.

What? Pornography hadn't even been invented back then! Pointless skill.

[hotchy]

I can look like iv listened to an entire conversation from the mrs and not get caught. Beat that skill.

[anonymous-user]

hotchy said:

I can look like iv listened to an entire conversation from the mrs and not get caught. Beat that skill.

Oh i can do that, Lady Slopes has frequently tried to catch me out thinking i am not listening

[glenrobbo]

I can fart without following through.




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But only sometimes.

[Bullet-Proof_Biscuit]

I can repower any engine into any car completely pissed