If I were a mod for the day I would...

[Teepot]

Rightly or wrongly, i’d removed any post containing the letters MPG

So many threads descend into the most dull and dreary chat about how many miles one can squeeze out of a tank and such like

What would you do if you were mod for the day?!

[anonymous-user]

Code an ignore feature.

[Monkeylegend]

Allow everyone who wants to to name and shame.

I would also issue quite a few lifetime bans

[Spare tyre]

This thread has mileage

[SCEtoAUX]

Delete the account of anyone who posts the words "pull the trigger".

[Monkeylegend]

SCEtoAUX said:

Delete the account of anyone who posts the words "pull the trigger".

Deleted.

And banned for good measure.

[Wacky Racer]

Unban Pigeon.

[Teepot]

SCEtoAUX said:

Delete the account of anyone who posts the words "pull the trigger".

I’d rather just pull the trigger

[mikef]

Check how many posters’ IP addresses are in Russia

[Monkeylegend]

mikef said:

Check how many posters’ IP addresses are in Russia

You could be putin yourself in danger.

I would also close the pun thread and insist on everyone using the joke thread.

[Turn7]

Monkeylegend said:

SCEtoAUX said:

Delete the account of anyone who posts the words "pull the trigger".

Deleted.

And banned for good measure.

fk yes, and any mention of fking sausages/lawns/dominating/stairs/redbull..........

[anonymous-user]

anonymous said:

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Code an ignore feature.

Mods != developers.

I’d re ban. After the coding.

[peterperkins]

Delete anyone (including me) who posts film reviews with nonsensical scores made from a few words or catch phrases drawn from the film itself.

5 Spoonfuls of Arsenic / 10 lace curtains.

[eldar]

I’d ban me. That would Improve my productivity by at least massive.

[bad company]

Ban anyone who starts a sentence with the word so.

[ApOrbital]

Feed the hamster cocaine and fix everything that is wrong within a day.

Edited by ApOrbital on Tuesday 31st December 10:07

[anonymous-user]

Ban anyone who posts threads about their signficant other calling them miserable.

We get it, you hate life, now be a good person and go do it somewhere else yeah

[Voldemort]

Give the users an on/off switch for the fking swear filter

[Teepot]

eldar said:

I’d ban me. That would Improve my productivity by at least massive.

[grumbledoak]

Truncate everyone's username at 12 characters.