Funny real nick names
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Bit of Friday fun, nick names you've come across over the years - I'll start off:
At some do many years ago and I get chatting to a group of lads who introduce themselves, mostly with abbreviations or nick names. Last lad introduces himself as Mono. 'Why do they call you that?' I ask. To which he cocks his head and replies 'Cos I've only got one ear!'
Happy Friday - over to you!
At some do many years ago and I get chatting to a group of lads who introduce themselves, mostly with abbreviations or nick names. Last lad introduces himself as Mono. 'Why do they call you that?' I ask. To which he cocks his head and replies 'Cos I've only got one ear!'
Happy Friday - over to you!
The Mirror Man - a former regional manager, his stock answer for any problem was " I'll look into it"....
Going back to when I was in the scouts in 1988, we went on a 2 day hike in really rubbish weather. We had these all in one rainsuits to wear, like a waterproof onesie with a hood.
One lad went into the bushes to do what a bear normally does, and squatted down behind a tree, but a few minutes later we hear a commotion and lots of swearing. Turns out when he dropped the rain suit he managed to crap into his hood, but didn't realise this until he pulled it back up...
30 years later, we still great him as "alright s
thead"...
Going back to when I was in the scouts in 1988, we went on a 2 day hike in really rubbish weather. We had these all in one rainsuits to wear, like a waterproof onesie with a hood.
One lad went into the bushes to do what a bear normally does, and squatted down behind a tree, but a few minutes later we hear a commotion and lots of swearing. Turns out when he dropped the rain suit he managed to crap into his hood, but didn't realise this until he pulled it back up...
30 years later, we still great him as "alright s
thead"...Around here usual Dai the box, undertaker. Dai rags, tailor.
From a radio presenter researching Welsh nicknames, Jones exocet, you could see him coming, you wanted to avoid him but couldn't, and one from my family back when milk was delivered horse and cart, the milkman, Dai up and down. Had a limp.
From a radio presenter researching Welsh nicknames, Jones exocet, you could see him coming, you wanted to avoid him but couldn't, and one from my family back when milk was delivered horse and cart, the milkman, Dai up and down. Had a limp.
Young Mr Grace - slightly doddery chap
Darbs - Rhyming Slang - Darby Kelly - Belly, slim bloke with a newly developed paunch which we traced to eating Donner Meat and chips for lunch every day for some time.
Barrybola - Bloke called Barry at current place of work who is always ill, aka Typhoid Barry.
Dave the Slave - bloke at college who would do anything you told him to.
Dickie The Perv - Bloke I worked with who had an extensive selection of internet porn, AKA "D the P", I bought a hard drive off him and he said "Left a little treat on there for ya", there was a directory with an innocuous sounding name that he had filled with his best stuff, I had a look, his tastes were more adventurous than mine, then forgot about it, it got used and filled, I decided to get a new PC eventually. I sold my old PC and forgot about it, critically I sold it to my auntie who some weeks later asked me to come and remove my stuff, not sure why she couldn't just delete it but guessing she wanted to make me squirm, the dirty little deviant she now thought I was. So my auntie now thinks I am an enthusiastic consumer of scat filth, remembering the series of images on there involving a trifle bowl and no trifle, but a few birds...
Not one I know but read it, bloke called Wayne Bruce who gets called Manbat, which I think is genius.
Darbs - Rhyming Slang - Darby Kelly - Belly, slim bloke with a newly developed paunch which we traced to eating Donner Meat and chips for lunch every day for some time.
Barrybola - Bloke called Barry at current place of work who is always ill, aka Typhoid Barry.
Dave the Slave - bloke at college who would do anything you told him to.
Dickie The Perv - Bloke I worked with who had an extensive selection of internet porn, AKA "D the P", I bought a hard drive off him and he said "Left a little treat on there for ya", there was a directory with an innocuous sounding name that he had filled with his best stuff, I had a look, his tastes were more adventurous than mine, then forgot about it, it got used and filled, I decided to get a new PC eventually. I sold my old PC and forgot about it, critically I sold it to my auntie who some weeks later asked me to come and remove my stuff, not sure why she couldn't just delete it but guessing she wanted to make me squirm, the dirty little deviant she now thought I was. So my auntie now thinks I am an enthusiastic consumer of scat filth, remembering the series of images on there involving a trifle bowl and no trifle, but a few birds...
Not one I know but read it, bloke called Wayne Bruce who gets called Manbat, which I think is genius.
Dr Murdoch said:
A few more
I've recently been given 'Ringo', there are 4 of us in my office and the other three are called......yup John, Paul and George
Justin Edinburgh (footballer) was called 'Fringe'.......Just in Edinburgh
Another footballer was Fitz Hall - he's nickname was One Size
There's a goalkeeper for one of the smaller teams with the surname Justham. He's been taunted before that he's "just a sI've recently been given 'Ringo', there are 4 of us in my office and the other three are called......yup John, Paul and George
Justin Edinburgh (footballer) was called 'Fringe'.......Just in Edinburgh
Another footballer was Fitz Hall - he's nickname was One Size
t Tesco sandwich"We've nicknamed my mate's father-in-law Goose, after he came on the stag do and turns out that he is an excellent wingman to have around you.
Two years later, my mate's wife still doesn't know why we call her dad Goose, and she has definitely seen Top Gun.
My favourite though is probably Phil "The Power" Taylor. Once I got it, it stuck with me as a good nickname.
The Grim Seeper - a bloke who does the most atrocious farts
Some good ones over the years for blokes who were barefaced liars:
IBM (incredible bullstting man - from an Alas Smith & Jones sketch)
A lad with the surname of 'Norriss' was called Jackanorriss
And I used to know a 'Richard Seaman' who got called Dick Spunk.
Some good ones over the years for blokes who were barefaced liars:
IBM (incredible bulls
tting man - from an Alas Smith & Jones sketch)A lad with the surname of 'Norriss' was called Jackanorriss
And I used to know a 'Richard Seaman' who got called Dick Spunk.
Edited by BigMon on Friday 5th January 11:07
Few from my university days
A guy who was tall, not fat but not exactly athletic either, big head, big face, not much hair = 7 foot baby
Another guy with a very high forehead and pointy crown = atomic warhead
A Hispanic looking bloke with goatee beard, greasy hair and little eyes = the embodiment of evil
Good friend's roommate with big teeth and saf eyes = gooftroop
He was the only one we didn't get on with
A guy who was tall, not fat but not exactly athletic either, big head, big face, not much hair = 7 foot baby
Another guy with a very high forehead and pointy crown = atomic warhead
A Hispanic looking bloke with goatee beard, greasy hair and little eyes = the embodiment of evil
Good friend's roommate with big teeth and saf eyes = gooftroop
He was the only one we didn't get on with
Aubrey. A guy who couldn't pronounce Strawberry as a child
Yanzee. A guy who can't pronounce his name (Francis)
Pioc (irish for pick) a guy who always picks his arse
Strawballs. A guy who lost one of his balls on barbed wire
Boots. A guy who tried hang himself with a rope that was too long and broke his two ankles as he was wearing football boots. Also known as quagmire as his feet point outwards ever since
Tits. Because at a school he was asked to introduce himself and what he likes "my name it tommy and I like tits "
Cowste. He's a cattle dealer
Boom/teleporter. Has long arms and massive hands
Head and shoulders. Was born with no neck
Slim. Is morbidly obese
Shadow. Somebody is always chasing him
Jenny big diddies. Self-explanatory
JC. Looks like jesus christ
Deals. Always selling something dodgy
Yanzee. A guy who can't pronounce his name (Francis)
Pioc (irish for pick) a guy who always picks his arse
Strawballs. A guy who lost one of his balls on barbed wire
Boots. A guy who tried hang himself with a rope that was too long and broke his two ankles as he was wearing football boots. Also known as quagmire as his feet point outwards ever since
Tits. Because at a school he was asked to introduce himself and what he likes "my name it tommy and I like tits "
Cows
te. He's a cattle dealerBoom/teleporter. Has long arms and massive hands
Head and shoulders. Was born with no neck
Slim. Is morbidly obese
Shadow. Somebody is always chasing him
Jenny big diddies. Self-explanatory
JC. Looks like jesus christ
Deals. Always selling something dodgy
Comfy. Because my mate always looked comfy wherever he sat/was.
Digger. because my mate's intials were JCB: eg "digger".
Steve Dangerous. because at the time we did a lot of caving. His caving was that much more dangerous than ours- eg free sump diving and also cave diving. proper balls of steel stuff. indeed risk of lost of life was great
Digger. because my mate's intials were JCB: eg "digger".
Steve Dangerous. because at the time we did a lot of caving. His caving was that much more dangerous than ours- eg free sump diving and also cave diving. proper balls of steel stuff. indeed risk of lost of life was great
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