Best quote from Pistonheads?

[Mikey G]

PMSL i remember the first time i read that

[v8thunder]

[shnozz]

incorrigibles...

"My printer's black with a personlised number plate, and it'll piss all over your printer becasue it won best budget printer with shiny exhaust pipes in "what family printer" magazine.

You wouldn't believe how slow your printer is even though you own it and I don't. And I should fopping know I used to own THE best printer in the whole world but it was so good I sold it

>> edited to say "Goodnight"

>> and if anyone's passing would they be kind enough to pick up my toys and throw them back in the pram, ta "

[GregE240]

Derestrictors appraisal of the Veyron was inspired.

[Corin Denton]

I remember this thread, it is definately one of the funniest/best posts ever!!

[chief-0369]

I just burst out laughing at work because of that. Again.



Getting rather worried looks from my co-workers.

>> Edited by chief-0369 on Wednesday 1st December 14:45

[Incorrigible]

thanks mate

My vote: Greg240

Wind your neck in you spitefull little cow

Mind you that (and mine) are much better when viewed in context

[Mrs Fish]

I was thinking of that particular quote too Inc

[lazyitus]

Gazboy said:

lots

Never read that before. Top quality wordage!

>> Edited by lazyitus on Wednesday 1st December 14:36

[Incorrigible]

GregE240 said:

Derestrictors appraisal of the Veyron was inspired.

His acceptance speach at the first BT&P was a quality effort too

[Mrs Fish]

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=112326&f=23&h=0&p=1

[pstruck]

The 'cat' one.... didn't see it first time round.... barely able to read it for tears of laughter! PMSL

>> Edited by pstruck on Wednesday 1st December 14:41

[Uriel]

I would say the psychoanalysis of Mungo's dream about the cat and catepillar

[Incorrigible]

Uriel said:

I would say the psychoanalysis of Mungo's dream about the cat and catepillar

Swilly, he's come out with some classics

[Mrs Fish]

Uriel said:

I would say the psychoanalysis of Mungo's dream about the cat and catepillar

Indeed, that was hilarious

So was this

lazyitus said:

I thought I would dig out this old hat rhyme, It still makes me chuckle from time to time, Some may have seen it, others may not, So read it now, people, 'cos today, thats y'lot.... "There was an old woman who looked like a shoe, Mungo was dumstruck, didn't know what to do, He asked for a date and this is what came, A lady with high heels who worked on the game. He thought she was tidy, dressed up to the nines, But Mungo should have been out solving crimes, The distance was massive, one hundred and forty, But she was quite trim and he was quite portly. He consulted his friends on what he should do, They all had a giggle and said "up to you" He picked up the phone and then put it down, Then rushed up the road and met her in town. They met in a wine bar across from the park, Where later, my friends, it turned rather dark, Into the bushes, they went hand in hand, Where the lady gave in, to Mungo's demand. Nine months on and Munglet is born, Trapped by the woman who gave birth to their spawn, It started out friendly but now its gone mad, The family is born and now he's a Dad. The bells started ringing on Saturday aft, Too late Dear Mungo, you've been rather daft, You should have stayed in and watched the telly, This is what happens, if you don't wear a welly."

[dazren]

Incorrigible said:

Uriel said: I would say the psychoanalysis of Mungo's dream about the cat and catepillar Swilly, he's come out with some classics

Funniest one of his I've read was the one where he got arrested for being an escaped mental patient.

DAZ

[gt5s_1985]

Just the other day I was by myself in the gym and for whatever reason thought of the Raf Dug (???) thread where he asked what people thought of his new wheels. It's been covered before on "classic threads", but I just started giggling to myself thinking in the corner and people must have wondered...

"Nice car, dodgy bloke".

"YMCA".

Etc etc... I'll have to see if I can find it. Sound familiar?
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?p=1&f=23&t=88508&h=0

edited to add link..

>> Edited by gt5s_1985 on Wednesday 1st December 14:57

[dds1]

funniest recent comment I can remember was from Mel in this thread:


www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?p=2&f=23&t=133487&h=0&hw=smell+lady+office

When i saw the words "just for muff" i was crying with laughter.

[Harry Flashman]

While Deristrictor's posts are notable for well crafted (if a little contrived) wordplay, that cat post above does it for sheer hilarity; great punchy style, excellent use of repetition, superb imagery. Very funny stuff.

[towman]

Not seen the cat one before - brilliant.

How about this current one from Wedgie about his mobile phone?

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=23&t=140385

Steve