If Pistonheads was a hotel

[Targarama]

Real photo taken be me this morning.

[sneijder]

If you had realised you had to insert your room card into that slot, you wouldn't have been trapped for 30 minutes and developed cabin fever.

[Cock Womble 7]

Targarama said:

Real photo taken by me this morning.

Worst "I've been in a hotel" post ever.

[Papa Hotel]

[Gaspowered]

The mini bar...

[Gizmo!]

Gaspowered said:

The mini bar...

Don't be ridiculous. Not enough Bollinger.

Or Smirnoff Ice.

[Cock Womble 7]

Gizmo! said:

Gaspowered said:

The mini bar...

Don't be ridiculous. Not enough Bollinger.

Or Smirnoff Ice.

Or little tubs of peanuts.

[EarlOfHazard]

Such a lovely place...

[essexplumber]

There would be a whole floor of Liverpool Football Club fans, I and others wouldn't be allowed on that floor.

We would just have to stand in the stairwell listening to them moan about hitting the woodwork and how Kenny Dalgleish should be Pope.

[Cock Womble 7]

EarlOfHazard said:

Such a lovely place...

Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice, and she said "we are all just prisoners here, of our own device".

In the master's chamber, they gather for the feast. They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast.

[Uncle Fester]

Worst "dI stayed in the Penthouse Suite" thread ever.

[SeldomSeenKid]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice, and she said "we are all just prisoners here, of our own device".

In the master's chamber, they gather for the feast. They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast.

[Steamer]

If Pistonheads was a hotel: I wouldnt use the kettle in the room.

[Cock Womble 7]

Steamer said:

If Pistonheads was a hotel: I wouldn't use the kettle in the room.

And I'd be checking for hidden cameras.

[Gizmo!]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Steamer said:

If Pistonheads was a hotel: I wouldn't use the kettle in the room.

And I'd be checking for hidden cameras.

So as to show them your best side?

[Cock Womble 7]

Gizmo! said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Steamer said:

If Pistonheads was a hotel: I wouldn't use the kettle in the room.

And I'd be checking for hidden cameras.

So as to show them your best side?

But of course.

[funkyrobot]

Steamer said:

If Pistonheads was a hotel: I wouldnt use the kettle in the room.

And ninja bummers. They sneak up on you.

[Cock Womble 7]

funkyrobot said:

And ninja bummers. They sneak up on you.

There's no such thing as ninja bumme...

OW!

[funkyrobot]

Cock Womble 7 said:

funkyrobot said:

And ninja bummers. They sneak up on you.

There's no such thing as ninja bumme...

OW!

They use chocolate ninja stars. That's how you differentiate them from normal ninjas.

[Cock Womble 7]

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light, my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night.

There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell

And I was thinking to myself, this could be heaven or this could be hell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way, there were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...