Kids always tell the truth...

[anonymous-user]

Had to laugh last night, wife was watching a program on BBC3 about kids in a secure home. They were filmed doing a test, one question was "What does MP stand for?" Answer? Major Prick, next question, "What do they do?" Answer? fk All.

True.

[poo at Paul's]

When I picked my daughter up from nursery on Monday, as we were gathering her things, another little girl ran out to meet her dad, and legged it up to him and head butted him right in the bks! As he was a little winded, she said, "Oh Daddy, did I hurt your rose?" He instantly looked very nervous, as she turned to me and this other lady and proudly pronounced, "My daddy's front bottom looks like a rose, but Mummy says it does not smell like one!"

I managed to stiffle my laughs a little, to save his embarrassment a bit, but my daughter asked me why I was crying as we left!

Sorry nothing to do with MPs, but certainly a case of a kid telling the truth!

[carfreak94]

lol yeah i remember watchin that on i think its called kids behind bars