Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

[captain_cynic]

LunarOne said:

And call the dog "Unit"

It's a K10... Most dogs only go to 9, this one goes to 10.

Yes I do holiday in Elevenerife.

Keep sleeping with one eye open gentlemen.

[KAgantua]

DonkeyApple said:

TheRainMaker said:

Red9zero said:

Nice of them to work for free on a 60 million-plus profit-making event

Handing out free water to kids who earn 10 times more than you is possibly very rewarding?

To be fair, Glastonbury is seriously well planned and giving the local Walts some cases of water and asking them to go and stand well away from everything and randomly hand it out to people who didn't need it was probably deemed the cheapest and most efficient solution to keeping them occupied?

Walteraid surely?

[LunarOne]

captain_cynic said:

LunarOne said:

And call the dog "Unit"

It's a K10... Most dogs only go to 9, this one goes to 10.

Yes I do holiday in Elevenerife.

Keep sleeping with one eye open gentlemen.

[jdw100]

KAgantua said:

DonkeyApple said:

TheRainMaker said:

Red9zero said:

Nice of them to work for free on a 60 million-plus profit-making event

Handing out free water to kids who earn 10 times more than you is possibly very rewarding?

To be fair, Glastonbury is seriously well planned and giving the local Walts some cases of water and asking them to go and stand well away from everything and randomly hand it out to people who didn't need it was probably deemed the cheapest and most efficient solution to keeping them occupied?

Walteraid surely?

Very good.

[Spare tyre]

jdw100 said:

KAgantua said:

DonkeyApple said:

TheRainMaker said:

Red9zero said:

Nice of them to work for free on a 60 million-plus profit-making event

Handing out free water to kids who earn 10 times more than you is possibly very rewarding?

To be fair, Glastonbury is seriously well planned and giving the local Walts some cases of water and asking them to go and stand well away from everything and randomly hand it out to people who didn't need it was probably deemed the cheapest and most efficient solution to keeping them occupied?

Walteraid surely?

Very good.

You daft sods, you don’t understand

They had 10x lemon concentration that they were adding to the bottles

Thankyou

[Bonefish Blues]

Spare tyre said:

jdw100 said:

KAgantua said:

DonkeyApple said:

TheRainMaker said:

Red9zero said:

Nice of them to work for free on a 60 million-plus profit-making event

Handing out free water to kids who earn 10 times more than you is possibly very rewarding?

To be fair, Glastonbury is seriously well planned and giving the local Walts some cases of water and asking them to go and stand well away from everything and randomly hand it out to people who didn't need it was probably deemed the cheapest and most efficient solution to keeping them occupied?

Walteraid surely?

Very good.

You daft sods, you don’t understand

They had 10x lemon concentration that they were adding to the bottles

Thankyou

I hope they were wearing PPE, that's pretty concentrated stuff.

[Missy Charm]

Red9zero said:

Given the rather anodyne lineup at this year's Glastonbury, would it not be preferable if the jeep-botherers delivered Canned Heat to those queuing in 27 degree water?

[MajorMantra]

Walts can be female too...

[CountyAFC]

Not all heroes wear capes...

[mac96]

What on earth is a 'forest based Celebrant'?

Radagast the Brown perhaps?

[Sheets Tabuer]

A person that loves trees.

[mac96]

Loves trees so much that they use them as supports for corrugated iron sheds?

[Tenacious]

mac96 said:

What on earth is a 'forest based Celebrant'?

Radagast the Brown perhaps?

They do ceremonies etc but have no legal standing. She's probably something like a Pagan. Wears a crown of thorns on her head.

[Dogwatch]

Tenacious said:

They do ceremonies etc but have no legal standing. She's probably something like a Pagan. Wears a crown of thorns on her head.

Quite painful if the nag throws you off I would imagine.

[MajorMantra]

I should point out that in this context "the forest" is the Forest of Dean, so it doesn't just mean a woman who lives in the woods.

[Tom _M]

Your chance to document first hand the work of these heroes. No mention of payment, presumably in lemon squash.

[POIDH]

"I have numerous osmo action cameras and mounts, drone, insta 360, dji osmo pocket etc"

Of course he has ALL the gear.
Applicants need a suitable Vauxhall Astra van which can be lumi'd up with 'Documentary Unit' graphics on rear window.

[Drumroll]

Tom _M said:

Your chance to document first hand the work of these heroes. No mention of payment, presumably in lemon squash.

You do know this is a recovery company that has a good reputation and has contracts with police forces. Hardly a walt.

[Spare tyre]

Going camping, you are in luck

[jdw100]

Spare tyre said:

Going camping, you are in luck

I live in that in between being DEPLOYED to MAJOR EVENTS.

I slumber inside, with one eye open.

Like a coiled spring.

At an EVENT the lid is released and I pop up like a high-viz Jack in a Box.