A bit council (Vol 6)

A bit council (Vol 6)

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DodgyGeezer

41,069 posts

193 months

Wednesday 12th June
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vikingaero said:
Pit Pony said:
blue_haddock said:
DodgyGeezer said:
blue_haddock said:
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......
Key-li?
Close!

Keele.

Yes thats right the same as the M6 services!
Or the university.
Conceived at the services... or the University. biggrin
I know what I would bet on yes

MDMA .

9,054 posts

104 months

Wednesday 12th June
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Dog Star said:
Sixty three!!!!?

My arse!

rofl

18 grandchildren. Think she gave birth to them all!

DodgyGeezer

41,069 posts

193 months

Saturday 15th June
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CardinalBlue said:


I've seen a late contestant for title of 'most council'...


Kowalski655

14,750 posts

146 months

Saturday 15th June
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She definitely has a type of man she prefers!
I wonder if they were ALL present at the conception?

DodgyGeezer

41,069 posts

193 months

Saturday 15th June
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Kowalski655 said:
She definitely has a type of man she prefers!
I wonder if they were ALL present at the conception?
I suspect only the dog is missing from that shot

mac96

3,959 posts

146 months

Saturday 15th June
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DodgyGeezer said:
Kowalski655 said:
She definitely has a type of man she prefers!
I wonder if they were ALL present at the conception?
I suspect only the dog is missing from that shot
I wondered how they knew. Perhaps baby has a ginger beard?

4s n Zer0s

4,438 posts

82 months

Saturday 15th June
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This is getting like the film Mamma Mia , with Sophie and the 3 potential fathers .

Meh , look at me and the 4 potential fathers and why is one of them baring his belly ?

Baby father Bingo !

5s Alive

1,984 posts

37 months

Saturday 15th June
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DodgyGeezer said:
Kowalski655 said:
She definitely has a type of man she prefers!
I wonder if they were ALL present at the conception?
I suspect only the dog XL Bully is missing from that shot
Ftfy.

john2443

6,362 posts

214 months

Saturday 15th June
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Last Visit said:
It's certainly one of the council types favourite traits, being unable to spell, or indeed intentionally spelling a childs name in a ridiculous way.

Maybe it's because they can't spell and hence write it as they think it's spelt. Or it's to be different and quirky or whatever.
I tenuously know someone who's daughter is called Cee-Ann, a complicated mess up of Siân, which they must have seen and never heard but then cocked up the spelling!

Dogwatch

6,249 posts

225 months

Saturday 15th June
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mac96 said:
I wondered how they knew. Perhaps baby has a ginger beard?
Well, it does say “Girl” in the background …
Though one has to be inclusive these days.

williamp

19,350 posts

276 months

Saturday 15th June
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just clocked into this thread and..

..I have to add this thread to the Council thread. Evidence for the prosecution:

[url=https://flic.kr/p/2pXxxWS]

Have you seen the sort of adverts this thread attracts?? Imagine how quickly the stella will stain those bedsheets

nigelpugh7

6,095 posts

193 months

Sunday 16th June
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twing said:
or strayonnaise
bow

biglaugh

BigMon

4,378 posts

132 months

Sunday 16th June
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MDMA . said:
Dog Star said:
Sixty three!!!!?

My arse!

rofl

18 grandchildren. Think she gave birth to them all!

eldar

22,004 posts

199 months

Sunday 16th June
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Dogwatch said:
Well, it does say “Girl” in the background …
Though one has to be inclusive these days.
You're very persistentsmile

Zetec-S

6,031 posts

96 months

Monday 17th June
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DodgyGeezer said:
Kowalski655 said:
She definitely has a type of man she prefers!
I wonder if they were ALL present at the conception?
I suspect only the dog is missing from that shot
Nope, she's there wink

eldar

22,004 posts

199 months

Monday 17th June
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Coventry, winner again of sthole Of The Year.


Spare tyre

9,831 posts

133 months

Monday 17th June
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eldar said:
Coventry, winner again of sthole Of The Year.

I worked in Bradford a year or so ago, the litter was unbelievable. People were lobbing it out of the front door of their terrace houses.

WarrenB

2,495 posts

121 months

Monday 17th June
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Spare tyre said:
eldar said:
Coventry, winner again of sthole Of The Year.

I worked in Bradford a year or so ago, the litter was unbelievable. People were lobbing it out of the front door of their terrace houses.
Nothing's changed.

I refuse to go there for work now. There's the low emission zone so I have to pay for the privilege (Euro 5 van), plus there's the fact insurance fraud is a pass time for many so there's always at least two cash for crash attempts on each visit. No one seems to be able to drive - last time I was there I was following a Prius taxi with two kids on the front passenger seat, woman sat in the back with another three kids stood on the seat next to her waving out of the back window. It sailed through a red light and only narrowly avoided being side swiped by a speeding Golf R. And that's before the customer starts demanding 'special discount price' when the work is done. st hole.

mac96

3,959 posts

146 months

Monday 17th June
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Spare tyre said:
eldar said:
Coventry, winner again of sthole Of The Year.

I worked in Bradford a year or so ago, the litter was unbelievable. People were lobbing it out of the front door of their terrace houses.
Well, what are they supposed to do? They can't lob it out the back, because it fills the yard and they can't get the back door open.

Its Just Adz

14,382 posts

212 months

Tuesday 18th June
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WarrenB said:
Nothing's changed.

I refuse to go there for work now. There's the low emission zone so I have to pay for the privilege (Euro 5 van), plus there's the fact insurance fraud is a pass time for many so there's always at least two cash for crash attempts on each visit. No one seems to be able to drive - last time I was there I was following a Prius taxi with two kids on the front passenger seat, woman sat in the back with another three kids stood on the seat next to her waving out of the back window. It sailed through a red light and only narrowly avoided being side swiped by a speeding Golf R. And that's before the customer starts demanding 'special discount price' when the work is done. st hole.
I know Bradford has its own thread, but it really is like the wild west there.
I was there yesterday, going back again this morning.
I enjoy hearing the stories from the guys in the yard, nothing surprises me anymore.