A bit council (Vol 6)

[Rusty Old-Banger]

Angerthemonkey said:

Don't know if repost

When I were a nipper (early 1980s) my dad taught me to roll a cigarette so I could roll him one while he was driving, because it was safer than him taking his hands off the wheel to do it...

[Dog Star]

Sixty three!!!!?

My arse!

[WarrenB]

Dog Star said:

Sixty three!!!!?

My arse!

Thought it was a Walker from The Walking Dead!

[dudleybloke]

WarrenB said:

Thought it was a Walker from The Walking Dead!

And not a freshly turned one either.

[Boleros]

Isn’t she dead already?

[paulw123]

Poor child

[Kowalski655]

[eldar]

WarrenB said:

Dog Star said:

Sixty three!!!!?

My arse!

Thought it was a Walker from The Walking Dead!

Oddly, won the lottery in 2011, and spent 1.2 million on plastic surgery. She is, in fact, 143.

[lauda]

Kowalski655 said:

That's exactly what came to mind when I saw her too

[fly by wire]

CardinalBlue said:

We have a winner !!

[fly by wire]

Dog Star said:

Sixty three!!!!?

My arse!

She looks like someone set her head on fire and then tried to put it out with a shovel.

[KAgantua]

lauda said:

Kowalski655 said:

That's exactly what came to mind when I saw her too

Thirded, was just about to fire up a Terrahawks search...

[Steve vRS]

KAgantua said:

lauda said:

Kowalski655 said:

That's exactly what came to mind when I saw her too

Thirded, was just about to fire up a Terrahawks search...

No one under 50 will get that reference. Loved that show

[lauda]

Steve vRS said:

KAgantua said:

lauda said:

Kowalski655 said:

That's exactly what came to mind when I saw her too

Thirded, was just about to fire up a Terrahawks search...

No one under 50 will get that reference. Loved that show

I’m only 44 I’ll have you know

[DaveyBoyWonder]

lauda said:

I’m only 44 I’ll have you know

Same, 44. Loved Terrahawks. what was the other similar show around the same time???

[dudleybloke]

DaveyBoyWonder said:

lauda said:

I’m only 44 I’ll have you know

Same, 44. Loved Terrahawks. what was the other similar show around the same time???

Star Fleet?

[jdw100]

DaveyBoyWonder said:

CardinalBlue said:

If this thread was a competition then we have a winner.

I used to think ‘well I’ve had a fairly interesting life’ then you see something like this…

I expect the babies great-grandparents are in their late 50s.

[nismocat]

andy118run said:

Sorry...I'm probably a bad person.
But this just popped up locally on Gumtree and I couldn't resist posting it.

My mate went t see a similar advert owned by the same type. Terrible advert that did not make sense. It's a car he was after as it had three seats in the front (Honda FRV) and wanted a nice one. The advert said "ony 6000 melas" or something like that and he assumed it was 60k, along with out of focus pictures and some of a wheelie bin and his foot!

Turned out the guy was very nice but blind and did the car have 6k warranted miles! Immaculate!

Got it for a good price too.

[Pit Pony]

blue_haddock said:

DodgyGeezer said:

blue_haddock said:

That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......

Key-li?

Close!

Keele.

Yes thats right the same as the M6 services!

Or the university.

[vikingaero]

Pit Pony said:

blue_haddock said:

DodgyGeezer said:

blue_haddock said:

That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......

Key-li?

Close!

Keele.

Yes thats right the same as the M6 services!

Or the university.

Conceived at the services... or the University.