A bit council (Vol 6)

A bit council (Vol 6)

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dundarach

5,172 posts

231 months

Monday 10th June
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I taught a Kacey, spelt KC

Richard-390a0

2,357 posts

94 months

Monday 10th June
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generationx said:
An ex-relative of mine called her child “Bear”. Poor little bd (although not technically).
To be fair to the lad his survival t.v series seem popular...

MikeHo

1,269 posts

269 months

Monday 10th June
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blue_haddock said:
DodgyGeezer said:
blue_haddock said:
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......
Key-li?
Close!

Keele.

Yes thats right the same as the M6 services!
WTF that's not even how it's pronounced !!

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CanAm

9,418 posts

275 months

Monday 10th June
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Last Visit said:
It's certainly one of the council types favourite traits, being unable to spell, or indeed intentionally spelling a childs name in a ridiculous way.

Maybe it's because they can't spell and hence write it as they think it's spelt. Or it's to be different and quirky or whatever.
Coming from the other direction, I posted this in Vol. 5 some years ago:-

I'm not sure if it was on here or another forum, but a few years ago a poster's wife, who was a reception class teacher reported on a new pupil:-

T: And what is your little angel's name?
Mother: Whyvonnee
T: Pardon?
M: Whyvonnee
T: Sorry, how do you spell that?
M: Y.V.O.N.N.E of course!
T: Oh, you mean Yvonne.
M. Nah, you spell it Whyvonnee so you say it Whyvonnee!!!


the-norseman

12,731 posts

174 months

Monday 10th June
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JQ said:
Indeed, all names given to children in Iceland must be approved by the Icelandic naming committee, and are listed in a book of Icelandic names. The committee was established in 1991 to ensure all names abide by Icelandic grammatical rules and to Icelandic culture.
Just had a look on that list, my 2 year olds name is on there and approved.

HTP99

22,786 posts

143 months

Monday 10th June
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the-norseman said:
JQ said:
Indeed, all names given to children in Iceland must be approved by the Icelandic naming committee, and are listed in a book of Icelandic names. The committee was established in 1991 to ensure all names abide by Icelandic grammatical rules and to Icelandic culture.
Just had a look on that list, my 2 year olds name is on there and approved.
Both my daughters names are approved, however my eldest's name which is unisex but with a male and female spelling, states what we would see as the male spelling is their female version!

Strangely Brown

10,266 posts

234 months

Monday 10th June
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blue_haddock said:
DodgyGeezer said:
blue_haddock said:
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......
Key-li?
Close!

Keele.

Yes thats right the same as the M6 services!
Maybe for the same reason as Brooklyn Beckham?

CardinalBlue

899 posts

80 months

Monday 10th June
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MadCaptainJack

717 posts

43 months

Monday 10th June
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rofl

Alex Z

1,230 posts

79 months

Monday 10th June
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blue_haddock said:
DodgyGeezer said:
blue_haddock said:
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......
Key-li?
Close!

Keele.

Yes thats right the same as the M6 services!
They all belong on https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/

RustyMX5

7,941 posts

220 months

Monday 10th June
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Last Visit said:
It's certainly one of the council types favourite traits, being unable to spell, or indeed intentionally spelling a childs name in a ridiculous way.

Maybe it's because they can't spell and hence write it as they think it's spelt. Or it's to be different and quirky or whatever.
Funny you should mention that but my name is spelt in an unusual way because my father thought everyone would be so illiterate by the time I grew up that they'd spell it correctly incorrectly. jester

Zetec-S

6,038 posts

96 months

Monday 10th June
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blue_haddock said:
DodgyGeezer said:
blue_haddock said:
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......
Key-li?
Close!

Keele.

Yes thats right the same as the M6 services!
Where she was conceived?

DaveyBoyWonder

2,606 posts

177 months

Monday 10th June
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CardinalBlue said:


If this thread was a competition then we have a winner.

HTP99

22,786 posts

143 months

Monday 10th June
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DaveyBoyWonder said:
CardinalBlue said:


If this thread was a competition then we have a winner.
Our friends daughter may be up there; she became pregnant, the three guys who she had, had on the same day, not all at the same time (she's not that kind of girl) all had to take a paternity test to find out who was the father.

CKY

1,559 posts

18 months

Monday 10th June
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HTP99 said:
Our friends daughter may be up there; she became pregnant, the three guys who she had, had on the same day, not all at the same time (she's not that kind of girl) all had to take a paternity test to find out who was the father.
What a lovely, well-raised young woman to make her suitors queue at the door instead of all joining in with some sort of free-for-all - she'll go far.

mac96

3,970 posts

146 months

Monday 10th June
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DaveyBoyWonder said:
CardinalBlue said:


If this thread was a competition then we have a winner.
As soon as the photo scrolled into view I thought "what did he do to their mother?"
Caption shows I wasn't far wrong, depressingly.

55palfers

5,945 posts

167 months

Monday 10th June
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Two lots of Child Support to pay............................?

We probably already know the answer to that.

Angerthemonkey

22 posts

38 months

Monday 10th June
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Don't know if repost


nicanary

9,874 posts

149 months

Monday 10th June
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CKY said:
HTP99 said:
Our friends daughter may be up there; she became pregnant, the three guys who she had, had on the same day, not all at the same time (she's not that kind of girl) all had to take a paternity test to find out who was the father.
What a lovely, well-raised young woman to make her suitors queue at the door instead of all joining in with some sort of free-for-all - she'll go far.
Been watching "Sex Lives of the Potato Men".......

eldar

22,023 posts

199 months

Monday 10th June
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