A bit council (Vol 6)

A bit council (Vol 6)

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HTP99

24,005 posts

155 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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the-norseman said:
JQ said:
Indeed, all names given to children in Iceland must be approved by the Icelandic naming committee, and are listed in a book of Icelandic names. The committee was established in 1991 to ensure all names abide by Icelandic grammatical rules and to Icelandic culture.
Just had a look on that list, my 2 year olds name is on there and approved.
Both my daughters names are approved, however my eldest's name which is unisex but with a male and female spelling, states what we would see as the male spelling is their female version!

Strangely Brown

11,934 posts

246 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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blue_haddock said:
DodgyGeezer said:
blue_haddock said:
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......
Key-li?
Close!

Keele.

Yes thats right the same as the M6 services!
Maybe for the same reason as Brooklyn Beckham?

CardinalBlue

1,188 posts

92 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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MadCaptainJack

1,194 posts

55 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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rofl

Alex Z

1,773 posts

91 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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blue_haddock said:
DodgyGeezer said:
blue_haddock said:
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......
Key-li?
Close!

Keele.

Yes thats right the same as the M6 services!
They all belong on https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/

RustyMX5

8,630 posts

232 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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Last Visit said:
It's certainly one of the council types favourite traits, being unable to spell, or indeed intentionally spelling a childs name in a ridiculous way.

Maybe it's because they can't spell and hence write it as they think it's spelt. Or it's to be different and quirky or whatever.
Funny you should mention that but my name is spelt in an unusual way because my father thought everyone would be so illiterate by the time I grew up that they'd spell it correctly incorrectly. jester

Zetec-S

6,450 posts

108 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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blue_haddock said:
DodgyGeezer said:
blue_haddock said:
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......
Key-li?
Close!

Keele.

Yes thats right the same as the M6 services!
Where she was conceived?

DaveyBoyWonder

3,146 posts

189 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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CardinalBlue said:


If this thread was a competition then we have a winner.

HTP99

24,005 posts

155 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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DaveyBoyWonder said:
CardinalBlue said:


If this thread was a competition then we have a winner.
Our friends daughter may be up there; she became pregnant, the three guys who she had, had on the same day, not all at the same time (she's not that kind of girl) all had to take a paternity test to find out who was the father.

CKY

2,257 posts

30 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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HTP99 said:
Our friends daughter may be up there; she became pregnant, the three guys who she had, had on the same day, not all at the same time (she's not that kind of girl) all had to take a paternity test to find out who was the father.
What a lovely, well-raised young woman to make her suitors queue at the door instead of all joining in with some sort of free-for-all - she'll go far.

mac96

5,093 posts

158 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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DaveyBoyWonder said:
CardinalBlue said:


If this thread was a competition then we have a winner.
As soon as the photo scrolled into view I thought "what did he do to their mother?"
Caption shows I wasn't far wrong, depressingly.

55palfers

6,102 posts

179 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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Two lots of Child Support to pay............................?

We probably already know the answer to that.

Angerthemonkey

46 posts

50 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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Don't know if repost


nicanary

10,579 posts

161 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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CKY said:
HTP99 said:
Our friends daughter may be up there; she became pregnant, the three guys who she had, had on the same day, not all at the same time (she's not that kind of girl) all had to take a paternity test to find out who was the father.
What a lovely, well-raised young woman to make her suitors queue at the door instead of all joining in with some sort of free-for-all - she'll go far.
Been watching "Sex Lives of the Potato Men".......

eldar

23,825 posts

211 months

Monday 10th June 2024
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Rusty Old-Banger

5,733 posts

228 months

Tuesday 11th June 2024
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Angerthemonkey said:
Don't know if repost

When I were a nipper (early 1980s) my dad taught me to roll a cigarette so I could roll him one while he was driving, because it was safer than him taking his hands off the wheel to do it...

Dog Star

16,971 posts

183 months

Tuesday 11th June 2024
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Sixty three!!!!?

My arse!

rofl


WarrenB

2,784 posts

133 months

Tuesday 11th June 2024
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Dog Star said:
Sixty three!!!!?

My arse!

rofl

Thought it was a Walker from The Walking Dead!

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

201 months

Tuesday 11th June 2024
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WarrenB said:
Thought it was a Walker from The Walking Dead!
And not a freshly turned one either.

Boleros

1,195 posts

21 months

Tuesday 11th June 2024
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Isn’t she dead already?