A bit council (Vol 6)

A bit council (Vol 6)

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MDMA .

9,056 posts

104 months

Sunday 9th June
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HTP99 said:
An acquaintance of the wife has just given birth to a boy, he has been named; Ozzy Jax!

jdw100

4,374 posts

167 months

Monday 10th June
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generationx said:
An ex-relative of mine called her child “Bear”. Poor little bd (although not technically).
We know a ‘Lion’.

A child in my daughter’s class is Elvis.

Parents are Russian, so I don’t know if that is as funny/weird/chavvy in Russia or they are fans of his music.

Standard school shoes, not blue suede ones.


Kowalski655

14,751 posts

146 months

Monday 10th June
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My youngest is Eleanor, which is pretty damn normal I think.
I didn't tell the wife it refers to the Mustang in Gone in 60 Seconds until she was registered biggrin

WarrenB

2,497 posts

121 months

Monday 10th June
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Girl who used to work at our place (who had an uncanny resemblance to Meat Loaf, but that's by the by) called her son Jake. Normal enough. But spelt Jaeyke 'to make it unique'.


hidetheelephants

25,953 posts

196 months

Monday 10th June
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Some countries regulate the names you can give your binlids, I'm coming round to this approach as I get older.

DodgyGeezer

41,090 posts

193 months

Monday 10th June
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jdw100 said:
Parents are Russian, so I don’t know if that is as funny/weird/chavvy in Russia or they are fans of his music.
Russia is a bit council full stop

blue_haddock

3,419 posts

70 months

Monday 10th June
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WarrenB said:
Girl who used to work at our place (who had an uncanny resemblance to Meat Loaf, but that's by the by) called her son Jake. Normal enough. But spelt Jaeyke 'to make it unique'.
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......

Rusty Old-Banger

4,357 posts

216 months

Monday 10th June
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blue_haddock said:
WarrenB said:
Girl who used to work at our place (who had an uncanny resemblance to Meat Loaf, but that's by the by) called her son Jake. Normal enough. But spelt Jaeyke 'to make it unique'.
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......
Quay-Leigh

DoctorX

7,370 posts

170 months

Monday 10th June
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blue_haddock said:
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......
Quayli?

Spare tyre

9,844 posts

133 months

Monday 10th June
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I help out at local cubs as an occasional helper

We have a lad called forest and his younger brother called woody

Not Edward, Woody

During our sports day I really had to try hard not to shout run forest

Voldemort

6,325 posts

281 months

Monday 10th June
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A friend of mine went out briefly with a lady whose family all had middle names that were trees. She was 'Teak'. When I found out I laughed for about 3 months. She was also, by far, the prettiest and poshest girl he ever dated.

hidetheelephants

25,953 posts

196 months

Monday 10th June
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Voldemort said:
A friend of mine went out briefly with a lady whose family all had middle names that were trees. She was 'Teak'. When I found out I laughed for about 3 months. She was also, by far, the prettiest and poshest girl he ever dated.
Tropical, very hard to work with, oily, resistant to adhesives, blunts tools quickly and resistant to weathering?

JQ

5,828 posts

182 months

Monday 10th June
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hidetheelephants said:
Some countries regulate the names you can give your binlids, I'm coming round to this approach as I get older.
Indeed, all names given to children in Iceland must be approved by the Icelandic naming committee, and are listed in a book of Icelandic names. The committee was established in 1991 to ensure all names abide by Icelandic grammatical rules and to Icelandic culture.

Mammasaid

4,005 posts

100 months

Monday 10th June
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hidetheelephants said:
Voldemort said:
A friend of mine went out briefly with a lady whose family all had middle names that were trees. She was 'Teak'. When I found out I laughed for about 3 months. She was also, by far, the prettiest and poshest girl he ever dated.
Tropical, very hard to work with, oily, resistant to adhesives, blunts tools quickly and resistant to weathering?
And first name Anne?

DodgyGeezer

41,090 posts

193 months

Monday 10th June
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blue_haddock said:
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......
Key-li?

MDMA .

9,056 posts

104 months

Monday 10th June
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Mammasaid said:
hidetheelephants said:
Voldemort said:
A friend of mine went out briefly with a lady whose family all had middle names that were trees. She was 'Teak'. When I found out I laughed for about 3 months. She was also, by far, the prettiest and poshest girl he ever dated.
Tropical, very hard to work with, oily, resistant to adhesives, blunts tools quickly and resistant to weathering?
And first name Anne?
Theresa Greens cousin?

blue_haddock

3,419 posts

70 months

Monday 10th June
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DodgyGeezer said:
blue_haddock said:
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......
Key-li?
Close!

Keele.

Yes thats right the same as the M6 services!

Super Sonic

5,624 posts

57 months

Monday 10th June
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blue_haddock said:
That reminds me of a girl who was in our daughters primary school class.

Her name was pronounced Keeley, anyone fancy a guessing how it was spelt......
Quichelough

Jader1973

4,118 posts

203 months

Monday 10th June
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generationx said:
An ex-relative of mine called her child “Bear”. Poor little bd (although not technically).
Reminds me of a joke.

Q: What do you call a bear with no paws?

A: Rupert the bd.

Last Visit

2,932 posts

191 months

Monday 10th June
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It's certainly one of the council types favourite traits, being unable to spell, or indeed intentionally spelling a childs name in a ridiculous way.

Maybe it's because they can't spell and hence write it as they think it's spelt. Or it's to be different and quirky or whatever.