Urgent Help - Divorce related?

Urgent Help - Divorce related?

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JonRB

75,316 posts

275 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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mikez328 said:
binned


Edited by Gazboy on Thursday 26th March 15:03

Bill Carr

2,234 posts

237 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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How long before this thread is closed?

Or mikez328 gets banned biggrin

DrTre

12,955 posts

235 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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JonRB said:
mikez328 said:
binned
I was going to post that but didn't know how to without offending.

Edited by Gazboy on Thursday 26th March 15:03

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

236 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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DrTre said:
G'kar said:
Fezant Pluckah said:
How inciteful of you.
Please tell me that was intended, because if so, it is pure genius.
I was going to post that but didn't know how to phrase it without offending.
Given the poster I would say it was 100% intended. He has quite a way with words.




hondafanatic

4,969 posts

204 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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DrTre said:
JonRB said:
mikez328 said:
binned
I was going to post that but didn't know how to without offending.
Take a leaf from Mike's book and don't worry about offending?

Edit to add: or just wait for Andy to reply?

Edited by hondafanatic on Thursday 26th March 14:57


Edited by Gazboy on Thursday 26th March 15:04

Invisible man

39,731 posts

287 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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JonRB said:
mikez328 said:
binned
it's like Tourettes......without the swearing

Edited by Gazboy on Thursday 26th March 15:04

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

250 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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mikez328 said:
ali_kat said:
No reponse yet. Therefore I will, quite rightly, assume that you told a pack of lies.
tt

She's not posted at all since 8:45 this morning - did it not occur to you that she might, just might, have a job that prevents her from posting on PH during the day?


MIke you are an ill-mannered moronic cocktard. I really am not in the least bit surprised you were sacked by the Forces, or that your missus ran off with the man from the Pru or that you are a bitter little saddo. Christ, anyone with an attitude as bad as yours has clearly asked for it all.

Why on earth were you are so rude and belligerent to somebody who's come here to ask for a bit of help and support, and moreover, has done so with apparent humility and no little degree of humour. Was it simply because they didn't jump to attention when you wanted them to? No doubt you were the spoilt parade ground bully, who was found out and "sidelined". Or was it because nobody else bothered to reply to your completely one-side self-indulgent fabricated tale? Of course I've "quite rightly assumed" the above, but hey, if assumption's good enough for you, it's good enough for the rest of us.

Whatever, I'm glad you've had a miserable fifteen years, so why don't you do us all a favour and fu-ck off.

DrTre

12,955 posts

235 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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Rude-boy said:
Given the poster I would say it was 100% intended. He has quite a way with words.
This is true

hondafanatic said:
Take a leaf from Mike's book and don't worry about offending?
This too is true.

JonRB

75,316 posts

275 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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Rude-boy said:
Given the poster I would say it was 100% intended. He has quite a way with words.
Reminds me of Blazing Saddles
"God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar we"

hehe

pikey

7,702 posts

287 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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Stigette,

A friend of mine who got divorced found that changing the front door locks for the back door locks was not only legal, it was quite humourous when he was able to prove, with her solicitor present, that she did indeed have the keys to the house and gave the perception to all that she was of a scatty mind!

His wife never did work it out!

smile



Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

250 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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JonRB said:
Rude-boy said:
Given the poster I would say it was 100% intended. He has quite a way with words.
Reminds me of Blazing Saddles
"God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar we"

hehe
"Don't call me Hedi!"

and

"God damn it! Tarnation! I said that Mike328's a cun...!"DONGGGG

theaxe

3,561 posts

225 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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pikey said:
Stigette,

A friend of mine who got divorced found that changing the front door locks for the back door locks was not only legal, it was quite humourous when he was able to prove, with her solicitor present, that she did indeed have the keys to the house and gave the perception to all that she was of a scatty mind!

His wife never did work it out!
Genius!

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

250 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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pikey said:
Stigette,

A friend of mine who got divorced found that changing the front door locks for the back door locks was not only legal, it was quite humourous when he was able to prove, with her solicitor present, that she did indeed have the keys to the house and gave the perception to all that she was of a scatty mind!

His wife never did work it out!

smile
Utter utter genius!

Bill Carr

2,234 posts

237 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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Bill Carr said:
Or mikez328 gets banned biggrin
Looks like it was about 15 minutes laugh

What a chopper. Looking at some of his other posts he comes accross as either a troll or someone with a severe attitude problem.

And he's either got a very bad memory or, well, draw your own conclusions:

mikez328 said:
Take note that Alastair Darling was the Minister in charge of the CSA at it's flawed inception.... I went head to head with him on a "Kilroy Silk" programme about the CSA early 1993.
Alistair Darling wasn't a minister in 1993 when the CSA came in to being, he was shadow spokesman for Treasury Affairs. Peter Lilley was Secretary of State for Social Security in 1993, and hence responsible for the CSA.

God bless wikipedia! biggrin

Edited by Bill Carr on Thursday 26th March 15:14

pikey

7,702 posts

287 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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Andy Zarse said:
pikey said:
Stigette,

A friend of mine who got divorced found that changing the front door locks for the back door locks was not only legal, it was quite humourous when he was able to prove, with her solicitor present, that she did indeed have the keys to the house and gave the perception to all that she was of a scatty mind!

His wife never did work it out!

smile
Utter utter genius!
Apparently her wife was the angry, explosive type who'd go off at the slightest thing. On finding she couldn't gain access she ranted and raved at him, who denied he'd done anything, then to the solicitor, who pointed out to him it was illegal. They all agreed to meet at the house immediately to prove it. The wife demonstrated; "See - I can't get in" as he said "you're always doing this, give me the keys and let me have a go".. selected the back door key and it opened perfectly. The solicitor simply sighed, walked to her car and drove away to mutterings of "but but but, I don't understand"

He was always a devious sort! smile

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

250 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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pikey said:
Andy Zarse said:
pikey said:
Stigette,

A friend of mine who got divorced found that changing the front door locks for the back door locks was not only legal, it was quite humourous when he was able to prove, with her solicitor present, that she did indeed have the keys to the house and gave the perception to all that she was of a scatty mind!

His wife never did work it out!

smile
Utter utter genius!
Apparently her wife was the angry, explosive type who'd go off at the slightest thing. On finding she couldn't gain access she ranted and raved at him, who denied he'd done anything, then to the solicitor, who pointed out to him it was illegal. They all agreed to meet at the house immediately to prove it. The wife demonstrated; "See - I can't get in" as he said "you're always doing this, give me the keys and let me have a go".. selected the back door key and it opened perfectly. The solicitor simply sighed, walked to her car and drove away to mutterings of "but but but, I don't understand"

He was always a devious sort! smile
That's exactly how I imagined it ! Fantastic!

hornetrider

63,161 posts

208 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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Andy Zarse said:
mikez328 said:
ali_kat said:
No reponse yet. Therefore I will, quite rightly, assume that you told a pack of lies.
tt

She's not posted at all since 8:45 this morning - did it not occur to you that she might, just might, have a job that prevents her from posting on PH during the day?


MIke you are an ill-mannered moronic cocktard. I really am not in the least bit surprised you were sacked by the Forces, or that your missus ran off with the man from the Pru or that you are a bitter little saddo. Christ, anyone with an attitude as bad as yours has clearly asked for it all.

Why on earth were you are so rude and belligerent to somebody who's come here to ask for a bit of help and support, and moreover, has done so with apparent humility and no little degree of humour. Was it simply because they didn't jump to attention when you wanted them to? No doubt you were the spoilt parade ground bully, who was found out and "sidelined". Or was it because nobody else bothered to reply to your completely one-side self-indulgent fabricated tale? Of course I've "quite rightly assumed" the above, but hey, if assumption's good enough for you, it's good enough for the rest of us.

Whatever, I'm glad you've had a miserable fifteen years, so why don't you do us all a favour and fu-ck off.
Hear hear. No wonder he ended up on the wrong side of a bitter divorce with an attitude like that. Charming!

Arese

21,025 posts

190 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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Give us a clue what the outrageous image was?

pikey

7,702 posts

287 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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Gazboy said:
Enough about Mike, if we could get back to the OP's troubles please... smile
Fair bit of editing there - should have been quicker off the mark then you wouldn't have had to play catchup on the quoted ones! smile

Dupont666

21,627 posts

195 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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Some truly shock racial slur on another PHer for no justifiable reason