Calling the Sexperts
Poll: Calling the Sexperts
Total Members Polled: 566
Discussion
Steve Evil said:
Have you called her yet?
I do my calling after sundown 
PD9 said:
I had a note left on my windscreen last year "your 'cute' gimme a call: 077.. Michelle x" I did, turned out it was a girl - 8/10 who worked in the offices downstairs. Took her out and eventually got my end away!
Good lad!If this bird is of the devil-fornicating variety, what do you reckon my chances of de-panting her without shelling out?
Im usually up for a challenge
Nobody You Know said:
MK4 Slowride said:
Oh s
t really?
Classic trap used by 'Greckish Mongolids'. They're after the lining of your skull so they can bury it with some lavender and parsley. This helps the spirits to speak to the living and bring enlightenment to those bereft of thought.
You really have too much time on your hands....t really?Classic trap used by 'Greckish Mongolids'. They're after the lining of your skull so they can bury it with some lavender and parsley. This helps the spirits to speak to the living and bring enlightenment to those bereft of thought.
Come on fella - i'll wager it's genuine.
A few years ago whilst sat alone in a cafe I had the most stunning girl ask if she could join me. She was absolutely incredible looking, she flirted outrageously for 15 minutes, wrote her number in lipstick on a napkin and kissed me on the cheek as she left.
I was so overcome I phoned my wife to brag about it.
A few years ago whilst sat alone in a cafe I had the most stunning girl ask if she could join me. She was absolutely incredible looking, she flirted outrageously for 15 minutes, wrote her number in lipstick on a napkin and kissed me on the cheek as she left.
I was so overcome I phoned my wife to brag about it.
brum said:
Come on fella - i'll wager it's genuine.
A few years ago whilst sat alone in a cafe I had the most stunning girl ask if she could join me. She was absolutely incredible looking, she flirted outrageously for 15 minutes, wrote her number in lipstick on a napkin and kissed me on the cheek as she left.
I was so overcome I phoned my wife to brag about it.
A few years ago whilst sat alone in a cafe I had the most stunning girl ask if she could join me. She was absolutely incredible looking, she flirted outrageously for 15 minutes, wrote her number in lipstick on a napkin and kissed me on the cheek as she left.
I was so overcome I phoned my wife to brag about it.
At least you werent called lonely
Mobsta said:
Earlier today, I parked on the drive, was walking inside (house conversion into appartments) when I bumped into an attractive lady who seemed to have come from the mail pigeon holes, started chatted to her on the stairs. I was in a hurry, shamefully not giving her my full attention, but seem to remember her being dark-ish skinned, thirty-something, kinda pretty IIRC, (couldnt be more vague if I tried!) but what I remember most was her energy. She was very confidently charming, but also strangely confident. Kinda liked her.
Knowing someone had recently moved into the building, I asked if she was one of the new neighbours. She wasnt, said she was seeing a friend, and was knocking on her friends(?) door when I said goodbye - off I trotted.
Hopped into my car this evening, to find a note on the windscreen in an envelope addressed to Mobsta.
With her name changed, it read:
Hello my name is Sarah.
Today I met you on the
Stairs.
'Do you ever get lonely
Sometimes I do'
You may call me if you
like !! x
Tel 07892......
I mean come, on WTF.
Whats with the lonely comment? In quotes just like that, too!?!
Is this merely the sign of a cheeky lady - or the calling card of pay-as-you-go soliciting cat flap slapping devil-fornicator?
Is was wonderfully forward, I must admit.
Thing is, when I first walked into the building, she was standing by the pigeon holes. I had mail, so she might have seen my first name on one of my envelopes. And I dont think I actually remembered seeing her walk inside the middle floor appartment of 'her friend' either - I remember her knocking, and thinking at the time, it was funny she popped down to check her friends mail, and locked herself out. All of the doors here are normal, and dont shut by themselves.
I picked up a free ads paper on my way back this evening, going to scan through the dodgy numbers at the back to see if I can find hers.
Over to you lot. You may fire when ready etc...
Maybe she is a pro and took one look at your mug and thought to herself, I bet he gets lonely. Kerching kerchingKnowing someone had recently moved into the building, I asked if she was one of the new neighbours. She wasnt, said she was seeing a friend, and was knocking on her friends(?) door when I said goodbye - off I trotted.
Hopped into my car this evening, to find a note on the windscreen in an envelope addressed to Mobsta.
With her name changed, it read:
Hello my name is Sarah.
Today I met you on the
Stairs.
'Do you ever get lonely
Sometimes I do'
You may call me if you
like !! x
Tel 07892......
I mean come, on WTF.
Whats with the lonely comment? In quotes just like that, too!?!
Is this merely the sign of a cheeky lady - or the calling card of pay-as-you-go soliciting cat flap slapping devil-fornicator?
Is was wonderfully forward, I must admit.
Thing is, when I first walked into the building, she was standing by the pigeon holes. I had mail, so she might have seen my first name on one of my envelopes. And I dont think I actually remembered seeing her walk inside the middle floor appartment of 'her friend' either - I remember her knocking, and thinking at the time, it was funny she popped down to check her friends mail, and locked herself out. All of the doors here are normal, and dont shut by themselves.
I picked up a free ads paper on my way back this evening, going to scan through the dodgy numbers at the back to see if I can find hers.
Over to you lot. You may fire when ready etc...
brum said:
Come on fella - i'll wager it's genuine.
A few years ago whilst sat alone in a cafe I had the most stunning girl ask if she could join me. She was absolutely incredible looking, she flirted outrageously for 15 minutes, wrote her number in lipstick on a napkin and kissed me on the cheek as she left.
I was so overcome I phoned my wife to brag about it.
I was really expecting a better end to the story than the last line A few years ago whilst sat alone in a cafe I had the most stunning girl ask if she could join me. She was absolutely incredible looking, she flirted outrageously for 15 minutes, wrote her number in lipstick on a napkin and kissed me on the cheek as she left.
I was so overcome I phoned my wife to brag about it.
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