I feel sick

[trooperiziz]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

and the 18yr old busty live in nurse you can afford in your old age, rather than having spunked all your money on nappies and school uniforms...

[AJS-]

Cap'n Custud said:

I am terrified of making the wrong decision but I can't seem to work out which is the right one.

aaaagggghhhhh.

Well you have a choice of either an unfulfilling and loveless life with him, or a lifetime of loneliness and spinsterhood, so I wouldn't worry about which decision you make. Either way lies misery.

Hope this helps.

How about a pic?

Edited by AJS- on Thursday 12th February 12:52

[JonRB]

trooperiziz said:

rather than having spunked all your money on nappies and school uniforms...

Unless either of those are your personal kink, of course.

Edited by JonRB on Thursday 12th February 12:52

[SS HSV]

• Good relationships are like good sex. If you've never had it you will never miss it, but once you've had it you will also want it

• To a guy, the fitter you look, the more he will spend on you to keep you because you are a nice place to park his penis in.

• Why be traditional and go for a settled life? Plenty of decent one night men out there and you can change them like socks and they will behave like perfect gentlemen for one night.

• A new relationship is like a new TV. The old one was great but the new one's noticibly better.

• PH is a mix of advice. This is not advice it is non-advice

Good Luck either way

[Cap'n Custud]

So last night we split up for good. Things took a nasty turn this morning and he has told me to fk right off out of my home.

I personally won't go until we have sorted out the financial situation (He owes me quite a lot of money) I don't care about the house, I just want my own place and rediscover myself.

I feel like hell!

Soo... where do I sign up for the "messed up broken down relationships of 2009" club?

[JonRB]

Cap'n Custud said:

Soo... where do I sign up for the "messed up broken down relationships of 2009" club?

Dunno, but don't expect a low membership number; we have quite a large membership.

Edit: Sorry to hear it, BTW

Edited by JonRB on Thursday 5th March 11:03

[rfn]

Sorry to hear that .

Hope you get everything sorted out though

Best wishes for the future!!

[tonyvid]

Oh dear. Things will be pretty tough for a few days now, his ego will have been clobered and his anger has no where to go but at you.

If it is your place then stick it out as it's your home


ETA cheesy smilie

Edited by tonyvid on Thursday 5th March 11:18

[SpydieNut]

Cap'n Custud said:

So last night we split up for good. Things took a nasty turn this morning and he has told me to fk right off out of my home.

I personally won't go until we have sorted out the financial situation (He owes me quite a lot of money) I don't care about the house, I just want my own place and rediscover myself.

I feel like hell!

Soo... where do I sign up for the "messed up broken down relationships of 2009" club?

is this what's known as the custard test?

[Cap'n Custud]

tonyvid said:

Oh dear. Things will be pretty tough for a few days now, his ego will have been clobered and his anger has no where to go but at you.

If it is your place then stick it out as it's your home

Hey Tony
Tell me about it. I am getting some really viscious mails and texts.

So the thing is, do i squander the money on a new toy or "save for the future".

[G'kar]

Cap'n Custud said:

So the thing is, do i squander the money on a new toy or "save for the future".

Sounds like you squandered money on the old toy. Find a solvent one this time?

[anonymous-user]

Cap'n Custud said:

So the thing is, do i squander the money on a new toy or "save for the future".

Vibrators aren't that expensive!

[Cara Van Man]

Cap'n Custud said:

So last night we split up for good. Things took a nasty turn this morning and he has told me to fk right off out of my home.

I personally won't go until we have sorted out the financial situation (He owes me quite a lot of money) I don't care about the house, I just want my own place and rediscover myself.

I feel like hell!

Soo... where do I sign up for the "messed up broken down relationships of 2009" club?

So, ignoring the fact I own a caravan, an old mans motorbike, have no hair, groan when I bend over to tie my laces and am obnoxious, I'm in with a chance then?

[Cap'n Custud]

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

So last night we split up for good. Things took a nasty turn this morning and he has told me to fk right off out of my home.

I personally won't go until we have sorted out the financial situation (He owes me quite a lot of money) I don't care about the house, I just want my own place and rediscover myself.

I feel like hell!

Soo... where do I sign up for the "messed up broken down relationships of 2009" club?

So, ignoring the fact I own a caravan, an old mans motorbike, have no hair, groan when I bend over to tie my laces and am obnoxious, I'm in with a chance then?

SOLD.

So when do we consumate this paring?

[anonymous-user]

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

So last night we split up for good. Things took a nasty turn this morning and he has told me to fk right off out of my home.

I personally won't go until we have sorted out the financial situation (He owes me quite a lot of money) I don't care about the house, I just want my own place and rediscover myself.

I feel like hell!

Soo... where do I sign up for the "messed up broken down relationships of 2009" club?

So, ignoring the fact I own a caravan, an old mans motorbike, have no hair, groan when I bend over to tie my laces and am obnoxious, I'm in with a chance then?

Top of the list, I'd say

[scotal]

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

So last night we split up for good. Things took a nasty turn this morning and he has told me to fk right off out of my home.

I personally won't go until we have sorted out the financial situation (He owes me quite a lot of money) I don't care about the house, I just want my own place and rediscover myself.

I feel like hell!

Soo... where do I sign up for the "messed up broken down relationships of 2009" club?

So, ignoring the fact I own a caravan, an old mans motorbike, have no hair, groan when I bend over to tie my laces and am obnoxious, I'm in with a chance then?

Mrs Pee might take exception to that?

[Prometheus]

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

So last night we split up for good. Things took a nasty turn this morning and he has told me to fk right off out of my home.

I personally won't go until we have sorted out the financial situation (He owes me quite a lot of money) I don't care about the house, I just want my own place and rediscover myself.

I feel like hell!

Soo... where do I sign up for the "messed up broken down relationships of 2009" club?

So, ignoring the fact I own a caravan, an old mans motorbike, have no hair, groan when I bend over to tie my laces and am obnoxious, I'm in with a chance then?

You're definitely on for a sympathy shag.

[Tim Mosley]

Cara Van Man said:

So, ignoring the fact I own a caravan, an old mans motorbike, have no hair, groan when I bend over to tie my laces and am obnoxious, bottled out of the army, walked out on my kid when it was younger, live with a woman and her kids....

EFA

[G'kar]

Cap'n Custud said:

SOLD.

So when do we consumate this paring?

Run Nick. Run like the wind.

Ouch.

[scotal]

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

So last night we split up for good. Things took a nasty turn this morning and he has told me to fk right off out of my home.

I personally won't go until we have sorted out the financial situation (He owes me quite a lot of money) I don't care about the house, I just want my own place and rediscover myself.

I feel like hell!

Soo... where do I sign up for the "messed up broken down relationships of 2009" club?

So, ignoring the fact I own a caravan, an old mans motorbike, have no hair, groan when I bend over to tie my laces and am obnoxious, I'm in with a chance then?

Mrs Pee might take exception to that?