Ungrateful/Argumentative wife

[Hoofy]

Ok, here's what you should do.

1) ditch the wife
2) buy this: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202405039...

Despite the dodgy MOT history and it being the cheapest Lambo in the country, over the next 10 years, it sounds like it would be cheaper to own this car than stay married until 2034.

[Byker28i]

Chris Peacock said:

TheGreatDane said:

She now wants a baby

Of course she does, that's the only reason you're still there. You've not fulfilled your requirements yet.

You can either leave just now by your own choice and be free or be kicked out when you're a couple of kids down and spend the next 18+ years paying for a house you don't live in and kids you get to see once a week (if you're very lucky).

But you'll stay though, because "things will be different when the baby arrives".

She'll be tired, tied down, even more miserable?

[dudleybloke]

Hoofy said:

Ok, here's what you should do.

1) ditch the wife
2) buy this: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202405039...

Despite the dodgy MOT history and it being the cheapest Lambo in the country, over the next 10 years, it sounds like it would be cheaper to own this car than stay married until 2034.

Best advice so far!

[ThingsBehindTheSun]

Byker28i said:

Chris Peacock said:

TheGreatDane said:

She now wants a baby

Of course she does, that's the only reason you're still there. You've not fulfilled your requirements yet.

You can either leave just now by your own choice and be free or be kicked out when you're a couple of kids down and spend the next 18+ years paying for a house you don't live in and kids you get to see once a week (if you're very lucky).

But you'll stay though, because "things will be different when the baby arrives".

She'll be tired, tied down, even more miserable?

Exactly, things will be much, much worse.

[eliot]

Hoofy said:

Ok, here's what you should do.

1) ditch the wife
2) buy this: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202405039...

Despite the dodgy MOT history and it being the cheapest Lambo in the country, over the next 10 years, it sounds like it would be cheaper to own this car than stay married until 2034.

Even stuff to the roof with £50’s and being torched it would be cheaper!

[shirt]

What happened with the previous discussions you were having with the lawyer/solicitor?

I do remember your previous threads but tbh OP this has being going on a long while, you start a new thread and never come back to it. Hence feels like a waste of all our time.

Are you serious or trolling? If the former put more effort in. If the latter, put more effort in

Edited by shirt on Tuesday 11th June 14:59

[southendpier]

Just one more fight and I'll be history
Yes, I will straight up leave your st
And you'll be the one who's left
Missing me, yeah
This time I'ma let it all come out
This time I'ma stand up and shout
I'ma do things my way, it's my way
My way or the highway

[Hoofy]

eliot said:

Hoofy said:

Ok, here's what you should do.

1) ditch the wife
2) buy this: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202405039...

Despite the dodgy MOT history and it being the cheapest Lambo in the country, over the next 10 years, it sounds like it would be cheaper to own this car than stay married until 2034.

Even stuff to the roof with £50’s and being torched it would be cheaper!

[Stick Legs]

southendpier said:

Just one more fight and I'll be history
Yes, I will straight up leave your st
And you'll be the one who's left
Missing me, yeah
This time I'ma let it all come out
This time I'ma stand up and shout
I'ma do things my way, it's my way
My way or the highway

Tell me you are 40 something without telling me you are 40 something…

I had to put that album on based on that post.
(46)

[southendpier]

Stick Legs said:

Tell me you are 40 something without telling me you are 40 something…

I had to put that album on based on that post.
(46)

haha. Was enjoying the recent Florida Santa look going on here and thought of this thread.

[Stick Legs]

southendpier said:

haha. Was enjoying the recent Florida Santa look going on here and thought of this thread.

Florida Santa is the funniest description ever!

[GliderRider]

ThingsBehindTheSun said:

bigandclever said:

He'll be back in a year with a baby that doesn't look like him but he won't want to do a DNA test because he trusts his wife and doesn't want to offend her.

Then she will kick him out of the house and he ends up renting a studio flat or moving in with his parents. She will force him to continue paying for everything and then a few months later move her new boyfriend into the house who she honestly wasn't seeing beforehand, it's just a coincidence.

OP will then be angry that every time he goes to the house he is paying for to take the child out that probably isn't his for the day he sees the boyfriends car parked on the drive.

In a previous thread the OP told us his parents were living with him, so unless he gets a place he can move them into too, that option is out.

He also mentioned having three vertebrae fused together. The pain that causes could make him pretty irrascible, and difficult to live with. That not withstanding, 'get out' and 'divorce' are the definitely the best advice for all concerned.

Edited by GliderRider on Tuesday 11th June 15:47

[Alex Z]

I can't be bothered reading all five pages.
Did anyone advocate trying to make this work, or was the advice unanimous?

[Wills2]

Alex Z said:

I can't be bothered reading all five pages.
Did anyone advocate trying to make this work, or was the advice unanimous?

I think the thread might be concluding that he's making it all up.

[joemcg]

Long time reader, very rarely post here.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not a troll.

I can speak from experience.

GTFO. ASAP.

[Ken_Code]

Wills2 said:

I think the thread might be concluding that he's making it all up.

I vote for him being some sort of kindly ghost, posting to make everyone else feel better about their own situations.

[Pablo Escobar]

I understood the answer to everything on Pistonheads was get an MX5 so:
Get a MX5.

[The Selfish Gene]

I also can't be arsed to read all 5 pages - read the 1st and the most recent (as I do on most threads )

DO NOT HAVE A BABY

The world is littered with good relationships that went to st once a baby arrived.

I don't know how old you are, but the good thing about being a man you can fire a baby out when you're 70 - so I'm assuming you have plenty of time.

If she is a nightmare now, she will be 10- x a nightmare during and after baby arrives.

I said to my missus recently - if we ever split, I would never, ever ever get another full time woman into my life.

Sail around the world, yes, ride motorbikes around the world yes yes - but another woman to argue with and cost me money - erm NOPE

RUN TO THE HILLS !

Edited to add - DEFO buy the Lambo !!

[M4cruiser]

Alex Z said:

I can't be bothered reading all five pages.

"I can't be bothered reading all five pages."
It's a lot easier if you click "OP Posts Only" first

[bigpriest]

Alex Z said:

I can't be bothered reading all five pages.

Open it on a desktop PC, there's only 2 pages so will save you some time.