North Korea photoshop contest

North Korea photoshop contest

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ApOrbital

10,049 posts

121 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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FourWheelDrift

88,863 posts

287 months

Friday 4th August 2023
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Huff

3,179 posts

194 months

Friday 4th August 2023
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Excellent thread resurrection! I've enjoyed revisiting it.

Some of the ones I posted a decade ago have fallen off the database, so I'm going to shamelessly repost in the hope of inspiring more such silline^^^/ political commentary:





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slevin911

648 posts

179 months

Sunday 6th August 2023
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RizzoTheRat

25,443 posts

195 months

Friday 8th September 2023
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Looks like someone's already photoshopped the Supreme Leader in to a Dwarf on this BBC article! Or have they shot all the tailors for treason?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-66747891


robinessex

11,119 posts

184 months

Friday 8th September 2023
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RizzoTheRat said:
Looks like someone's already photoshopped the Supreme Leader in to a Dwarf on this BBC article! Or have they shot all the tailors for treason?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-66747891

Why is Kim ALWAYS surrounded by a group of 'Officers' of some sort, with loads of good boy medals?

Steamer

13,912 posts

216 months

Friday 8th September 2023
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robinessex said:
RizzoTheRat said:
Looks like someone's already photoshopped the Supreme Leader in to a Dwarf on this BBC article! Or have they shot all the tailors for treason?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-66747891

Why is Kim ALWAYS surrounded by a group of 'Officers' of some sort, with loads of good boy medals?
...No notebooks though, maybe, just maybe they have made a technological leap forward and he no longer needs to be surrounded by 'Supreme leader scribes'?...

....Those hats are getting bigger though.

Cockaigne

2,797 posts

22 months

Friday 8th September 2023
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Red dwarf fan?


FourWheelDrift

88,863 posts

287 months

Friday 8th September 2023
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robinessex said:
Why is Kim ALWAYS surrounded by a group of 'Officers' of some sort, with loads of good boy medals?
Neodymium medals, designed to create a magnetic field to deflect any bullet fired at the supreme leader.

x5tuu

11,999 posts

190 months

Friday 8th September 2023
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Cockaigne said:
Red dwarf fan?

my first thought too rofl

eldar

22,000 posts

199 months

Friday 8th September 2023
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Good to see North Korea embracing the pride ethos.



J4CKO

41,882 posts

203 months

Friday 8th September 2023
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RizzoTheRat said:
Looks like someone's already photoshopped the Supreme Leader in to a Dwarf on this BBC article! Or have they shot all the tailors for treason?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-66747891

Remember David Bowie singing on Extras about the "Chubby Little Fat Man with the Pug Nosed face" ? Always pops in my head when I see this pudgy little dollop of evil, kind of a Korean Marshmallow Man.

He is still drastically overweight, look at that posture, his hand looks like a rubber glove filled with water and he is smoking a fag, the man is a ruin at 39, cant see him making 50 somehow.

FourWheelDrift

88,863 posts

287 months

Friday 8th September 2023
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Type 6 Diabetes.

Teppic

7,423 posts

260 months

Friday 8th September 2023
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robinessex said:
RizzoTheRat said:
Looks like someone's already photoshopped the Supreme Leader in to a Dwarf on this BBC article! Or have they shot all the tailors for treason?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-66747891

Why is Kim ALWAYS surrounded by a group of 'Officers' of some sort, with loads of good boy medals?
"Three years long service... six years long service... nine years long service... twelve years long service."

Are any of them signing BSC after their names?

FourWheelDrift

88,863 posts

287 months

Friday 8th September 2023
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Knot tying grade 3 badge
Cooking grade 2 badge
Helping old ladies across the road grade 4 badge

FourWheelDrift

88,863 posts

287 months

Thursday 20th June
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Huff

3,179 posts

194 months

Thursday 20th June
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^ The Portrait of Korian Gray

Boom78

1,270 posts

51 months

Thursday 20th June
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I’m glad this thread got bumped, this stills cracks me

The Game said:
hehe

jdw100

4,371 posts

167 months

Friday 21st June
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Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un, the beacon of wisdom, fortitude, and benevolence, embodies the spirit and resolve of the Korean people. Any attempts to degrade his revered image through the cowardly use of manipulated photographs are not only an affront to his person but an attack on the entire Korean nation and its sovereignty.

The DPRK has always championed the cause of peaceful development and mutual respect among nations under the steadfast leadership of Marshal Kim Jong-un. However, we will not stand idly by while the honor of our Supreme Leader and our nation is defiled. The DPRK’s armed forces are prepared to take decisive and proportionate measures against those responsible for these provocations. Should "Pistonheads" fail to comply with our demands, they will face the full weight of our righteous retaliation.

Bodo

12,399 posts

269 months

Friday 21st June
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jdw100 said:
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un, the beacon of wisdom, fortitude, and benevolence, embodies the spirit and resolve of the Korean people. Any attempts to degrade his revered image through the cowardly use of manipulated photographs are not only an affront to his person but an attack on the entire Korean nation and its sovereignty.

The DPRK has always championed the cause of peaceful development and mutual respect among nations under the steadfast leadership of Marshal Kim Jong-un. However, we will not stand idly by while the honor of our Supreme Leader and our nation is defiled. The DPRK’s armed forces are prepared to take decisive and proportionate measures against those responsible for these provocations. Should "Pistonheads" fail to comply with our demands, they will face the full weight of our righteous retaliation.
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