Phrases that annoy you the most

Phrases that annoy you the most

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Strangely Brown

10,869 posts

237 months

Tuesday 18th June
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On the subject of electioneering bolleaux... and because a bunch of leaflets landed on the doormat today...

Any political statement that says, "We are going to do <insert claim here>" but without giving the merest hint of just how they intend to do it. For balance I note that all of the major players are guilty of this, but there is one lot in particular that seem to have the most vague and wafty promises.

If you can't, or won't, say how you are going to do something then fk off and tell someone who still gives a st.

cherryowen

11,904 posts

210 months

Tuesday 18th June
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Strangely Brown said:
On the subject of electioneering bolleaux... and because a bunch of leaflets landed on the doormat today...

Any political statement that says, "We are going to do <insert claim here>" but without giving the merest hint of just how they intend to do it. For balance I note that all of the major players are guilty of this, but there is one lot in particular that seem to have the most vague and wafty promises.

If you can't, or won't, say how you are going to do something then fk off and tell someone who still gives a st.
And any political statement along the lines of, "Our plan is to do xyz, and can confirm this plan is fully costed".

Yes, but why can't you outline how you're going to pay for the fking thing??

Bobupndown

2,076 posts

49 months

Wednesday 19th June
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nicanary said:
lord trumpton said:
hidetheelephants said:
lord trumpton said:
'I done' really fcks me off
Is there context? It might be endearing uttered by a 3yr old, said by anyone much older than that it's puerile "youth" argot. At least make the effort to invent new words or repurpose old ones, this is just lazy and ungrammatical.
I done 15 press ups
i done more work than you have
i done it

That kind of ste
It's standard grammar in Northern Ireland. Excruciating.

So it is, scundered.

nicanary

10,098 posts

152 months

Wednesday 19th June
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Bobupndown said:
nicanary said:
lord trumpton said:
hidetheelephants said:
lord trumpton said:
'I done' really fcks me off
Is there context? It might be endearing uttered by a 3yr old, said by anyone much older than that it's puerile "youth" argot. At least make the effort to invent new words or repurpose old ones, this is just lazy and ungrammatical.
I done 15 press ups
i done more work than you have
i done it

That kind of ste
It's standard grammar in Northern Ireland. Excruciating.

So it is, scundered.
yes

On a different tack, football pundits who claim that teams "lose" a goal. Have they tried the Lost Property office?

Surely it's concede.

loskie

5,581 posts

126 months

Wednesday 19th June
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There's a lot of "deep diving" going on in the public sector and it's not the muff type.

Can I say that?

Tenacious

220 posts

5 months

Wednesday 19th June
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When people quote someone else then type "This" underneath it.

hurl

Biker's Nemesis

39,579 posts

214 months

Wednesday 19th June
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Tenacious said:
When people quote someone else then type "This" underneath it.

hurl
This.

snuffy

10,303 posts

290 months

Wednesday 19th June
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"Polite Notice"

What purpose, exactly does the word "Polite" serve ?

In fact, what purpose does the word "Notice" serve ?

Here is a notice, for example "Do not climb on the seats", it's a notice, so why does it need the words "polite" and/or "notice" above it?

We don't put the word "signs" above a road sign, do we ?

hidetheelephants

27,362 posts

199 months

Wednesday 19th June
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snuffy said:
"Polite Notice"

What purpose, exactly does the word "Polite" serve ?

In fact, what purpose does the word "Notice" serve ?

Here is a notice, for example "Do not climb on the seats", it's a notice, so why does it need the words "polite" and/or "notice" above it?

We don't put the word "signs" above a road sign, do we ?
If it was a polite notice would it not say "Please do not climb on the seats."?

loskie

5,581 posts

126 months

Wednesday 19th June
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Well I don't know. Not long ago saw signs on the M1 I think "This sign is not in use"


Does that mean I ignore that sign 'cos it's not in use? If I do then indeed it IS in use

paulguitar

25,734 posts

119 months

Wednesday 19th June
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snuffy said:
"Polite Notice"

What purpose, exactly does the word "Polite" serve ?

In fact, what purpose does the word "Notice" serve ?

Here is a notice, for example "Do not climb on the seats", it's a notice, so why does it need the words "polite" and/or "notice" above it?

We don't put the word "signs" above a road sign, do we ?
I think 'polite notice' is sometimes written because it looks very much like 'police notice' and therefore it might be taken more seriously.

Doofus

27,864 posts

179 months

Wednesday 19th June
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paulguitar said:
snuffy said:
"Polite Notice"

What purpose, exactly does the word "Polite" serve ?

In fact, what purpose does the word "Notice" serve ?

Here is a notice, for example "Do not climb on the seats", it's a notice, so why does it need the words "polite" and/or "notice" above it?

We don't put the word "signs" above a road sign, do we ?
I think 'polite notice' is sometimes written because it looks very much like 'police notice' and therefore it might be taken more seriously.
I know the answer to this, and I've tried to write it down, twice, but I can't make it concise enough.

Originally, (50+ years ago) it wasn't about looking like "Police", it was about trying to make the sign official while knowing it wasn't actually legally enforceable.

ThingsBehindTheSun

997 posts

37 months

Wednesday 19th June
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Mine are mostly all office speak.

Anyone who uses the word "granular" is a weapons grade bell end in my opinion.

"War room" conjures up images of Winston Churchill but it is now a term used to describe a meeting where people discuss a problem that in the real world is of no importance.

"I don't have the bandwidth" what are you a 56K modem, why can't you just say you are too busy?




Tenacious

220 posts

5 months

Wednesday 19th June
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Tenacious said:
When people quote someone else then type "This" underneath it.

hurl
This.
bd. biglaugh

Doofus

27,864 posts

179 months

Wednesday 19th June
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ThingsBehindTheSun said:
Mine are mostly all office speak.

Anyone who uses the word "granular" is a weapons grade bell end in my opinion.

"War room" conjures up images of Winston Churchill but it is now a term used to describe a meeting where people discuss a problem that in the real world is of no importance.

"I don't have the bandwidth" what are you a 56K modem, why can't you just say you are too busy?
"Mostly all"

irked

Tenacious

220 posts

5 months

Wednesday 19th June
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snuffy said:
This is used all the time on PH when someone's hypocrisy is pointed out to shut them down.

A: You should not do <whatever>

B: But it's ok for you to do <whatever>, which is worse. You are a hypocrite

A: That is whataboutery (i.e. I'm going to shut down your argument because you have just pointed out my hypocrisy and I dont like that).


Don't forget the constant use of the word "Hyperbole" as well.

Doofus

27,864 posts

179 months

Wednesday 19th June
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It's not 'constant'. Don't exaggerate.

Tenacious

220 posts

5 months

Wednesday 19th June
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Doofus said:
It's not 'constant'. Don't exaggerate.
Unless you've checked every post by every poster, you can't say that. biggrin

Doofus

27,864 posts

179 months

Wednesday 19th June
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Tenacious said:
Doofus said:
It's not 'constant'. Don't exaggerate.
Unless you've checked every post by every poster, you can't say that. biggrin
I have checked. A million times.

21st Century Man

41,620 posts

254 months

Wednesday 19th June
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Super Sonic said:
Biker's Nemesis said:
Tenacious said:
When people quote someone else then type "This" underneath it.

hurl
This.
Same
Ditto