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furtive

4,498 posts

282 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
If someone says something that you agree with, there are one or two logical options as follows:

1)Quote them and say- yes, I agree with that
2)THink to yourself "I agree with that. Ive nothing more to add so I won't bother posting"

EIther are equally acceptable. Either express your agreement to verify thier opinion or don't.

WHat is not acceptable, and is in fact downright moronic is to quote them and type "+1"

It is a fking ludicrous thing to do. Totally meaningless. YOu cannot add a number to words. Maths doesnt work like that.

Can you people who do this just learn something from this thread:

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE ON PISTONHEADS HAS DONE SOMETHING- IT DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO DO IT TOO.

Let alone doing it at every opportunity every hour of every day.
Stop it at once.

I repeat: You cannot add a number to a word. It is totally nonsensical.

The End.


Edit: ANyone who types "+1" as a response to this thread is as unfunny as the people who do it for real. TOo predictable. 0/10 for originality.

Edited by blindswelledrat on Thursday 2nd April 10:25
Yes, I agree with that.

blindswelledrat

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25,257 posts

235 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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dirty boy said:
escargot said:
You'd actually get your cock out in the middle of a pub full of blokes, then relieve yourself over a plate of food.

Wowthatsgay.
Since when did scampi fries get served on a plate? Do you live in Epsom or something?

I bet they serve a packet of walkers crisps with a side salad where you live too.
rofl

johnfm

13,668 posts

253 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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(i^2) + 2

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

228 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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dirty boy said:
escargot said:
You'd actually get your cock out in the middle of a pub full of blokes, then relieve yourself over a plate of food.

Wowthatsgay.
Since when did scampi fries get served on a plate? Do you live in Epsom or something?

I bet they serve a packet of walkers crisps with a side salad where you live too.
The pub opposite my road does that :| Ask for a packet of crisps and they open it up and put them in a little bowl.

escargot

17,111 posts

220 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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dirty boy said:
escargot said:
You'd actually get your cock out in the middle of a pub full of blokes, then relieve yourself over a plate of food.

Wowthatsgay.
Since when did scampi fries get served on a plate? Do you live in Epsom or something?

I bet they serve a packet of walkers crisps with a side salad where you live too.
Choice of dressings too.

dirty boy

14,728 posts

212 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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escargot said:
dirty boy said:
escargot said:
You'd actually get your cock out in the middle of a pub full of blokes, then relieve yourself over a plate of food.

Wowthatsgay.
Since when did scampi fries get served on a plate? Do you live in Epsom or something?

I bet they serve a packet of walkers crisps with a side salad where you live too.
Choice of dressings too.
piss?

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

254 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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BSR going one better in his plus fours this morning.



I wholeheartedly agree with your OP BSR.


escargot

17,111 posts

220 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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dirty boy said:
escargot said:
dirty boy said:
escargot said:
You'd actually get your cock out in the middle of a pub full of blokes, then relieve yourself over a plate of food.

Wowthatsgay.
Since when did scampi fries get served on a plate? Do you live in Epsom or something?

I bet they serve a packet of walkers crisps with a side salad where you live too.
Choice of dressings too.
piss?
Either.

chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

201 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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-273

Chainguy

4,381 posts

203 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
If someone says something that you agree with, there are one or two logical options as follows:

1)Quote them and say- yes, I agree with that
2)THink to yourself "I agree with that. Ive nothing more to add so I won't bother posting"

EIther are equally acceptable. Either express your agreement to verify thier opinion or don't.

WHat is not acceptable, and is in fact downright moronic is to quote them and type "+1"

It is a fking ludicrous thing to do. Totally meaningless. YOu cannot add a number to words. Maths doesnt work like that.

Can you people who do this just learn something from this thread:

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE ON PISTONHEADS HAS DONE SOMETHING- IT DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO DO IT TOO.

Let alone doing it at every opportunity every hour of every day.
Stop it at once.

I repeat: You cannot add a number to a word. It is totally nonsensical.

The End.


Edit: ANyone who types "+1" as a response to this thread is as unfunny as the people who do it for real. TOo predictable. 0/10 for originality.

Edited by blindswelledrat on Thursday 2nd April 10:25
It's a perfectly valid means of expression. Similar to nodding were you in a group/pub type enviroment.

So, in short, get over yourself Princess.

bobthemonkey

3,867 posts

219 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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That's numberwang.

Landlord

12,689 posts

260 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
I feel a warm glow all of a sudden... but it has given me tears of joy all the same.
A bit like one those sts that's needed desperately but you can't go/chose to prolong it?

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

235 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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chunkymonkey71 said:
-273
Why did you type "-273"?
DO you somehow think that because it is a larger negative integer it would somehow be funnier than the six thousand other variants of exactly the same gag already used on this thread?
Did you hope that somehow this added an hilarious new edge to the gag "-23" or any similar.
I am afraid it doesn't and, but for my comment, would have passed completely unnoticed.

Landlord

12,689 posts

260 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
-273
Why did you type "-273"?
DO you somehow think that because it is a larger negative integer it would somehow be funnier than the six thousand other variants of exactly the same gag already used on this thread?
Did you hope that somehow this added an hilarious new edge to the gag "-23" or any similar.
I am afraid it doesn't and, but for my comment, would have passed completely unnoticed.
I think it's because it's approximately "Absolute Zero" in degress centigrade? Though I could be bestowing the poster with more perspicacity than he actually has.

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

254 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
I am afraid it doesn't and, but for my comment, would have passed completely unnoticed.
But he'll be a rising star on the 'who has the highest post count?' type threads perhaps?


blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

235 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Chainguy said:
It's a perfectly valid means of expression. Similar to nodding were you in a group/pub type enviroment.
.
Ive already acknowledged being in the minority, however typing "+1" is absolutely nothing like nodding agreement in a pub.
It is like saying the words "plus one" in a pub which I still deem to be insanity

yes The smiley to the left of these words is the same as nodding agreement in a pub.
"+1" : The mathematics to the left of thise words most certainly isn't.

G_T

16,160 posts

193 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Jesus wept blindrat... I have seen (and posted) some utterly pointless rants before but this one really does take the biscuit.

... And whilst I do think you're a malignant tosser. You do amuse me.

Good job.

chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

201 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Landlord said:
blindswelledrat said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
-273
Why did you type "-273"?
DO you somehow think that because it is a larger negative integer it would somehow be funnier than the six thousand other variants of exactly the same gag already used on this thread?
Did you hope that somehow this added an hilarious new edge to the gag "-23" or any similar.
I am afraid it doesn't and, but for my comment, would have passed completely unnoticed.
I think it's because it's approximately "Absolute Zero" in degress centigrade? Though I could be bestowing the poster with more perspicacity than he actually has.
Actually thats exactly why I posted it.

regards

Monkey. BEng(Hons)

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

228 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
Chainguy said:
It's a perfectly valid means of expression. Similar to nodding were you in a group/pub type enviroment.
.
Ive already acknowledged being in the minority, however typing "+1" is absolutely nothing like nodding agreement in a pub.
It is like saying the words "plus one" in a pub which I still deem to be insanity

yes The smiley to the left of these words is the same as nodding agreement in a pub.
"+1" : The mathematics to the left of thise words most certainly isn't.
Ah so it's just the mathematical angle then?

If people started typing : yes : instead, you'd be happy? (Well, as happy as you ever are, anyway)

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

235 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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chunkymonkey71 said:
Landlord said:
blindswelledrat said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
-273
Why did you type "-273"?
DO you somehow think that because it is a larger negative integer it would somehow be funnier than the six thousand other variants of exactly the same gag already used on this thread?
Did you hope that somehow this added an hilarious new edge to the gag "-23" or any similar.
I am afraid it doesn't and, but for my comment, would have passed completely unnoticed.
I think it's because it's approximately "Absolute Zero" in degress centigrade? Though I could be bestowing the poster with more perspicacity than he actually has.
Actually thats exactly why I posted it.

regards

Monkey. BEng(Hons)
THen I take it back.
WIsh I had used that rant on one of the other 6000 variants of it that were less clever.
Well done


Edited by blindswelledrat on Thursday 2nd April 12:05