April Fools gag idea thread

[GreenDog]

asbo said:

GreenDog said:

My OH texted me this morning to say she's just found the reason why she's been feeling a bit off colour the last few mornings, she's pregnant again ! My breakfast nearly dropped out of my arse when I read it - our daughter isn't even 5 months old yet.

Oh, the mirth when I rang her and heard her pissing herself laughing !

Nearly had a heart attack

Now that is funny

I'm considering texting swmbo to tell her she's dumped.

Not sure she'd see the funny side thoough.

Looking back it is, had a few minutes of terror until I was put right though

[Landlord]

Text your wife saying you've been arrested for fighting with a protestor outside of your office, which happens to be an intended target. Tell her you need her to call your sister to help by calling Bishopsgate police station. Then, follow up the text with one saying you're filling out paperwork and what's the date. Smile as you receive the date but still no twig by said wife. Enjoy the "you bd!" phone call only when Bishopsgate police confirm that they don't know of anyone of your name being held with them. Having got both your wife and sister with one hit.

Goes down a treat, I can tell you.

[sleep envy]

JJ's going to have your balls

[asbo]

GreenDog said:

asbo said:

GreenDog said:

My OH texted me this morning to say she's just found the reason why she's been feeling a bit off colour the last few mornings, she's pregnant again ! My breakfast nearly dropped out of my arse when I read it - our daughter isn't even 5 months old yet.

Oh, the mirth when I rang her and heard her pissing herself laughing !

Nearly had a heart attack

Now that is funny

I'm considering texting swmbo to tell her she's dumped.

Not sure she'd see the funny side thoough.

Looking back it is, had a few minutes of terror until I was put right though

I can only imagine what I would do if I received similar news. I've already told her we are not having kids until I'm at least 80.

You must come up with suitable revenge

[Mobsta]

asbo said:

V8TVR1978 said:

A lot of st

I sympathise with your ex.

His prank was clever enough to have woman unable to trust herself, thinking she was going crazy.

asbo said:

I'm considering texting swmbo to tell her she's dumped.
Not sure she'd see the funny side thoough.

Not so clever...

[Stu R]

Landlord said:

Text your wife saying you've been arrested for fighting with a protestor outside of your office, which happens to be an intended target. Tell her you need her to call your sister to help by calling Bishopsgate police station. Then, follow up the text with one saying you're filling out paperwork and what's the date. Smile as you receive the date but still no twig by said wife. Enjoy the "you bd!" phone call only when Bishopsgate police confirm that they don't know of anyone of your name being held with them. Having got both your wife and sister with one hit.

Goes down a treat, I can tell you.

Fantastic

[V8TVR1978]

Mobsta said:

asbo said:

V8TVR1978 said:

A lot of st

I sympathise with your ex.

His prank was clever enough to have woman unable to trust herself, thinking she was going crazy.

My mind seems to wonder out into left field ( Colonies expression ) alittle too much over the years. Humor has made our family stronger. Our household has been fun and our kids enjoy the humor that we have shared over the years. We have been able to keep our home life enjoyable where most of our friends that have been apart as much as us due to work, are now divorced. Our kids always came first and after all our ups and downs we are ready to retire at an early age and enjoy our kids and TVRs. Hard work and togetherness have paid off for us and we wish more people could experience this also. Credit crunch..... Doesn't scare someone who has a partner that stands with you.