Calling the Sexperts
Poll: Calling the Sexperts
Total Members Polled: 566
Discussion
elster said:
You must have a very expensive car, or a chaved up car and she really is 16.
Or perhaps car is short for my caravan. It might be horse powered, and she might have been a tall, slim, dark skinned 30 year old Llama.Catz said:
Mobsta said:
Not you, you muppet.
ahem... me
Oh right ...ahem... me
Maybe it was that "hitman" persona she loved along with the Fiat Panda.
Maybe you're just good looking ... post a pic for the lady PHers and we'll let you know.
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Gazboy said:
Perhaps she was looking at the mail to see if her mate was in before going up the stairs? Sure you can knock but if you see loads of post in a pigeon hole it kind of confirms someone isn't in.
I'd call her but hide any valuables if she comes around or you end up at ypur place after a night out, until you've decided she is a nutter or legit.
Ive known a few girls on the game in my time, never slept with one though. And Ive heard all sorts of stories, their side of things, the way some blokes like it, etc! But not enough about their own shady side of things, ie nicking what they can get their claws on, and running off with.I'd call her but hide any valuables if she comes around or you end up at ypur place after a night out, until you've decided she is a nutter or legit.
Either she is or she isnt. If she is, then I'll have a nice chat, then just leave her to it.
If she isnt, it wouldnt take more than a few minutes to decide, Id guess she'd be out with it in the first few minutes.
They dont cajole you into it, through the pretence of being unhoely, I dont think
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Mobsta said:
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We all know I sometimes feel lonely.
Do you sometimes feel the same, Catz?
You may PM me if you like ! x
Give the lady in question a call, she obviously found you attractive enough to leave a message. She maybe wanted to ask you out anyway but was a bit scared you might reject her advances.
It's not that unusual for a woman to make a first move nowadays in the 21st century.
Good luck.
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Gazboy said:
Mobsta said:
Gazboy said:
Perhaps she was looking at the mail to see if her mate was in before going up the stairs? Sure you can knock but if you see loads of post in a pigeon hole it kind of confirms someone isn't in.
I'd call her but hide any valuables if she comes around or you end up at ypur place after a night out, until you've decided she is a nutter or legit.
Ive known a few girls on the game in my time, never slept with one though. And Ive heard all sorts of stories, their side of things, the way some blokes like it, etc! But not enough about their own shady side of things, ie nicking what they can get their claws on, and running off with.I'd call her but hide any valuables if she comes around or you end up at ypur place after a night out, until you've decided she is a nutter or legit.
Either she is or she isnt. If she is, then I'll have a nice chat, then just leave her to it.
If she isnt, it wouldnt take more than a few minutes to decide, Id guess she'd be out with it in the first few minutes.
They dont cajole you into it, through the pretence of being unhoely, I dont think
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Gazboy said:
Girls can be forward, I've had shopgirls write their phone numbers on the back of my till receipts before.
Yeah, and if a shopman wrote "do you ever get lonely, sometimes I do" and put it on the windscreen of a girl he passed in the stairwell... ![hehe](/inc/images/hehe.gif)
Oh I dont know...
RustyCock at your service!
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Edited by Mobsta on Thursday 26th February 01:37
Give her a call fella whats the worst that could happen? I had a note left on my windscreen last year "your 'cute' gimme a call: 077.. Michelle x" I did, turned out it was a girl - 8/10 who worked in the offices downstairs. Took her out and eventually got my end away!
Edited by PD9 on Thursday 26th February 15:28
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