Calling the Sexperts

Calling the Sexperts

Poll: Calling the Sexperts

Total Members Polled: 566

Probably a prostitute: 64%
Any girl would say that: 2%
Definitely wants a shag: 34%
Author
Discussion

Mobsta

Original Poster:

5,614 posts

258 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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elster said:
You must have a very expensive car, or a chaved up car and she really is 16.
Or perhaps car is short for my caravan. It might be horse powered, and she might have been a tall, slim, dark skinned 30 year old Llama.

Catz said:
Mobsta said:
Not you, you muppet.
ahem... me
Oh right ...

Maybe it was that "hitman" persona she loved along with the Fiat Panda.

Maybe you're just good looking ... post a pic for the lady PHers and we'll let you know. biglaugh
Oh, I guess it cant hurt...


Catz

4,812 posts

214 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Mobsta said:
Catz said:
Maybe you're just good looking ... post a pic for the lady PHers and we'll let you know. biglaugh
Oh, I guess it cant hurt...

OMFG!!!!!!

licklicklick

That says it all really.

Silverbullet767

10,755 posts

209 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Catz said:
Mobsta said:
Catz said:
Maybe you're just good looking ... post a pic for the lady PHers and we'll let you know. biglaugh
Oh, I guess it cant hurt...

OMFG!!!!!!

licklicklick

That says it all really.
I think I've seen that guy in a aftershave ad, lucky handsome bugger....

Mobsta

Original Poster:

5,614 posts

258 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Gazboy said:
Perhaps she was looking at the mail to see if her mate was in before going up the stairs? Sure you can knock but if you see loads of post in a pigeon hole it kind of confirms someone isn't in.

I'd call her but hide any valuables if she comes around or you end up at ypur place after a night out, until you've decided she is a nutter or legit.
Ive known a few girls on the game in my time, never slept with one though. And Ive heard all sorts of stories, their side of things, the way some blokes like it, etc! But not enough about their own shady side of things, ie nicking what they can get their claws on, and running off with.

Either she is or she isnt. If she is, then I'll have a nice chat, then just leave her to it.
If she isnt, it wouldnt take more than a few minutes to decide, Id guess she'd be out with it in the first few minutes.

They dont cajole you into it, through the pretence of being unhoely, I dont think biggrin

Mobsta

Original Poster:

5,614 posts

258 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Catz said:
Mobsta said:
Catz said:
Maybe you're just good looking ... post a pic for the lady PHers and we'll let you know. biglaugh
Oh, I guess it cant hurt...

OMFG!!!!!!

licklicklick

That says it all really.
hehe
We all know I sometimes feel lonely.
Do you sometimes feel the same, Catz?

You may PM me if you like ! x

Catz

4,812 posts

214 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Mobsta said:
hehe
We all know I sometimes feel lonely.
Do you sometimes feel the same, Catz?

You may PM me if you like ! x
Got 2 men in the house at the mo ... 3 might just be pushing it.

Give the lady in question a call, she obviously found you attractive enough to leave a message. She maybe wanted to ask you out anyway but was a bit scared you might reject her advances.
It's not that unusual for a woman to make a first move nowadays in the 21st century.

Good luck. wink

minimatt1967

17,147 posts

209 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Why is their no psychopathic bunny boiler or pre op trans-sexual option in the poll?

Mobsta

Original Poster:

5,614 posts

258 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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minimatt1967 said:
Why is their no psychopathic bunny boiler or pre op trans-sexual option in the poll?
I came in the front doors...
Took her up the stairs, not the wrongun...
So its too early for those options coffee

Mobsta

Original Poster:

5,614 posts

258 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Gazboy said:
Mobsta said:
Gazboy said:
Perhaps she was looking at the mail to see if her mate was in before going up the stairs? Sure you can knock but if you see loads of post in a pigeon hole it kind of confirms someone isn't in.

I'd call her but hide any valuables if she comes around or you end up at ypur place after a night out, until you've decided she is a nutter or legit.
Ive known a few girls on the game in my time, never slept with one though. And Ive heard all sorts of stories, their side of things, the way some blokes like it, etc! But not enough about their own shady side of things, ie nicking what they can get their claws on, and running off with.

Either she is or she isnt. If she is, then I'll have a nice chat, then just leave her to it.
If she isnt, it wouldnt take more than a few minutes to decide, Id guess she'd be out with it in the first few minutes.

They dont cajole you into it, through the pretence of being unhoely, I dont think biggrin
I never said she was a hooker. I assume they are more discrete.
Nudge nudge, wink wink eh wink

Gazboy said:
Girls can be forward, I've had shopgirls write their phone numbers on the back of my till receipts before.
Yeah, and if a shopman wrote "do you ever get lonely, sometimes I do" and put it on the windscreen of a girl he passed in the stairwell... hehe

Oh I dont know...
RustyCock at your service!
shout Catz!!

Edited by Mobsta on Thursday 26th February 01:37

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

228 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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scumbagjag said:
I'd jump in feet first.
Like 'em slack, do you?

Mobsta

Original Poster:

5,614 posts

258 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Famous Graham said:
scumbagjag said:
I'd jump in feet first.
Like 'em slack, do you?
Possibly just a bad experience with crabs nipping fingers...

Catz

4,812 posts

214 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Mobsta said:
RustyCock at your service!
shout Catz!!
I don't want a rusty cock. sleep

I want a crusty rock ... ermm no that's not quite right either ...

Mobsta

Original Poster:

5,614 posts

258 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Catz said:
Mobsta said:
RustyCock at your service!
shout Catz!!
I don't want a rusty cock. sleep

I want a crusty rock ... ermm no that's not quite right either ...
idea
A crusty sock? hehe

deviant

4,316 posts

213 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Called her yet?

Catz

4,812 posts

214 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Mobsta said:
idea
A crusty sock? hehe
Oooo no!
Reminds me of teenage boys.

Mobsta

Original Poster:

5,614 posts

258 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Catz said:
Mobsta said:
idea
A crusty sock? hehe
Oooo no!
Reminds me of teenage boys.
hehe

andy_s

19,429 posts

262 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Mobsta said:
Catz said:
Mobsta said:
idea
A crusty sock? hehe
Oooo no!
Reminds me of teenage boys.
hehe
Ahhh, my dear old 'shuffle shroud' was far better than yet another odd sock in the washing basket...

Steve Evil

10,678 posts

232 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Have you called her yet?

PD9

2,005 posts

188 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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Give her a call fella whats the worst that could happen? I had a note left on my windscreen last year "your 'cute' gimme a call: 077.. Michelle x" I did, turned out it was a girl - 8/10 who worked in the offices downstairs. Took her out and eventually got my end away!


Edited by PD9 on Thursday 26th February 15:28

Bill Carr

2,234 posts

237 months

Thursday 26th February 2009
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PD9 said:
I had a note left on my windscreen last year "your 'cute' gimme a call: 077.. Michelle x" it was a girl - 8/10 eventually got my end away!
Paedo.

Edited by Bill Carr on Thursday 26th February 15:34