I feel sick

[Cara Van Man]

Cap'n Custud said:

I am terrified of making the wrong decision but I can't seem to work out which is the right one.

aaaagggghhhhh.

Well, ignoring my plea of indulging in bum sex with me in my caravan is blatantly a wrong decision of epic proportions.

Don't keep ignoring your true inner voice.....come to me and my fibre glass mobile love palace....

YHMoreMail

[Andy Zarse]

anonymous said:

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Agreed, we've all been there, it's no fun but look on it as a learning curve. Just go with your heart, but please listen to your head too and stick to your guns.

Personally I'd like to see something a bit more exotic than, say, a turnip. Perhaps a kohl rabi or an artichoke would make a nice change?

[SpydieNut]

Cap'n Custud said:

Today, after a long discussion with other half last night, I have packed a few things in a bag and am going to my brothers. We are calling it a break but I am scared it is more. We are great friends just crap at boyfriend and grilfriend. I just cant get my head around this.

the good old custard test

are you fit?

Cap'n Custud said:

Why am I telling you? Well I guess I just want to tell some unsympathetic strangers as writing helps. I am afraid you can't have your 2 minutes back though.

you're in luck there - P&P is full of those

[fathomfive]

anonymous said:

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A nice simple picture of her Star Fruit would do fine.

[Mc Lovin]

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

I am terrified of making the wrong decision but I can't seem to work out which is the right one.

aaaagggghhhhh.

Well, ignoring my plea of indulging in bum sex with me in my caravan is blatantly a wrong decision of epic proportions.

Don't keep ignoring your true inner voice.....come to me and my fibre glass mobile love palace....

YHMoreMail

Good to see some things never change!

[Cap'n Custud]

Tough guys, no garden pictures!

Anyhow, I rather dodgy photo of me does exist on PH! It's quite recent too!

[172ff]

Has anyone asked for pics of the OP?

[shoggoth1]

Cap'n Custud said:

Tough guys, no garden pictures!

Anyhow, I rather dodgy photo of me does exist on PH! It's quite recent too!

I don't know, looks like this is a garden. I assume you're the one with 'Bernard'?

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

[rhinochopig]

anonymous said:

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I'd rather a more Asian influence - Ladies Fingers would be a better choice.

[Cap'n Custud]

Told you it was dodgy! Snow gear does nothing for me!

[MK4 Slowride]

largerandrock said:

Smoke it makes you look cool

MaxAndRuby said:

Drink. It's ace.

Sniff glue, it's good for you.

[stormin]

shoggoth1 said:

Cap'n Custud said:

Tough guys, no garden pictures!

Anyhow, I rather dodgy photo of me does exist on PH! It's quite recent too!

I don't know, looks like this is a garden. I assume you're the one with 'Bernard'?

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

Thats scarey.. open that thread and the 1st thing you're greeted with is a 6ft snowman with a big cock....!


Hope you work it out Custud

Edited by stormin on Thursday 12th February 11:27

[scotal]

anonymous said:

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Sorry to drag this off topic, but whenever the overfrequent kids/ no kids argument happens you're telling all and sundry we should be pleased to have children, greatest thing that's ever happened, life is incomplete unless you've had children..... now they're "financially sapping little sh*ts." Which isn't much of an advert truth be told.

[Chris_w666]

dickymint said:

Penny-lope said:

Why is everyone splitting up, or talking about it this week???

Is there some anti-valentine virus going about?

Wales are playing England on Saturday

Yup and SWMBO said we have to go to the pub all day to watch rugby

[Chris_w666]

anonymous said:

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But at least your holidays would have been cheaper

[JonRB]

Adenauer said:

Has someone been putting funny stuff in the water at the P&P of late? It's like a blimmin' agony aunt's section for broken relationships

I was just thinking the same thing.

Is there anyone who *isn't* breaking up at the moment?

[stormin]

Me & the wife and we have 2 saplings too.

[tonyvid]

Cap'n Custud said:

So now we are meeting on Saturday for a chat. I have to go home at some point as TBH it's MY home too. I am just not ready.

I am terrified of making the wrong decision but I can't seem to work out which is the right one.

aaaagggghhhhh.

Remember, Oh Custudy One, it's not a race, you don't have to make a choice this weekend


at some of the stuff on this thread.

[JonRB]

anonymous said:

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Not if you have nieces and nephews and are the "best Uncle ever".

[chunkymonkey71]

good luck with sorting things out.