Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[loafer123]

motco said:

MartG said:

ENCAP rating -5

Sure it's not 'Kneecap Rating'?

It was actually built as a kit car...

[Mark Benson]

Jack's new grandson-in-law:

[LordGrover]

[Bodo]

Noun

Strunk m (genitive Strunks or Strunkes, plural Strünke or Strunke)

the thick, woody stalk found in some plants, especially cabbages
(regional) tree trunk

[HTP99]

Todger Strunk, fk me I know there are some hilarious American names out there but that one has to be up there with the best!

[rolando]

Saleen836 said:

Yesterday’s meals on wheels?

[Tyre Tread]

rolando said:

Saleen836 said:

Yesterday’s meals on wheels?

Today's cack on castors!!

Or is that turds on tyres?

[nonsequitur]

Huff said:

nonsequitur said:

Huff said:

Central Bath this afternoon.

Ironic.

It's like Nonse, on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that he just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Nonse was afraid to write;
He punted ste PH puns, kissed his ass goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to post that ste
And as he was voted down, he thought
"Well, isn't this nice?"

And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Edited by Huff on Monday 14th December 20:38

Jagged Little Pill (***).

[Fatboy]

nonsequitur said:

Huff said:

nonsequitur said:

Huff said:

Central Bath this afternoon.

Ironic.

It's like Nonse, on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that he just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Nonse was afraid to write;
He punted ste PH puns, kissed his ass goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to post that ste
And as he was voted down, he thought
"Well, isn't this nice?"

And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Edited by Huff on Monday 14th December 20:38

Jagged Little Pill (***).

Whenever I hear/think of that song, this pops into my head:

https://youtu.be/nT1TVSTkAXg

[Ultra Sound Guy]

[kowalski655]

Lucky the picture is there to clarify!

[LordGrover]

[Ultra Sound Guy]

[talksthetorque]

LordGrover said:

[smn159]

[MartG]

[V8mate]

smn159 said:

That old-fashioned stuff will get you a slap in the face these days.

You'd need to buy her a Dyson to show you really cared.

[C n C]

glenrobbo said:

I really miss the "Appalling Flatulence" thread.

Why on earth was it deleted? It should be proudly placed near the top of the Legendary Threads list, it was comedy gold.

Looks like it wasn't deleted, just locked:

Appalling Flatulence thread

[MartG]

[MartG]