Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

[daqinggregg]

Really old, but worth a repeat.

An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
“Where did you get such a rocking bike?” asked the first.

The second engineer replied “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.'”

The first engineer nodded approvingly “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit!”

[grumpy52]

You don't know how many back roads your town has until you get a lift from someone without a driving licence.

[grumpy52]

After extensive research scientists have placed dolphins in second place on the list of intelligence.
That pushes women down to third place.

[havoc]

grumpy52 said:

After extensive research scientists have placed dolphins in second place on the list of intelligence.
That pushes women down to third place.

Still no one can push those pesky mice off the top spot!

[Sporky]

havoc said:

grumpy52 said:

After extensive research scientists have placed dolphins in second place on the list of intelligence.
That pushes women down to third place.

Still no one can push those pesky mice off the top spot!

[daqinggregg]

Do adolescent male, Latrodectus hasselti; ever wonder what happened to daddy.