Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
Discussion
It was my mates birthday yesterday and we all agreed to meet in the local pub..
, Stood there with the obligatory bottles to present him, and he walk in through the door with a 4ft tall Kermit the Frog. We asked him if he was going to raffle it,and he said no Its what my wife gave me this morning. she says its what i asked for
'Bloody stupid present' we all said, how did that happen.
Well, we were having some lovely sex the other night and she asked me what i would like for my birthday
I replied I'm up it, I'm up it.
, Stood there with the obligatory bottles to present him, and he walk in through the door with a 4ft tall Kermit the Frog. We asked him if he was going to raffle it,and he said no Its what my wife gave me this morning. she says its what i asked for
'Bloody stupid present' we all said, how did that happen.
Well, we were having some lovely sex the other night and she asked me what i would like for my birthday
I replied I'm up it, I'm up it.
Vipers said:
Still Mulling said:
Vipers said:
Never fart in an Apple store
It has no windows.
It has no windows.
I find it ironic that Apple's store design default produces some of the largest shopfront windows you can see in any store locales.
Rayny said:
Vipers said:
Still Mulling said:
Vipers said:
Never fart in an Apple store
It has no windows.
It has no windows.
I find it ironic that Apple's store design default produces some of the largest shopfront windows you can see in any store locales.
generationx said:
Rayny said:
Vipers said:
Still Mulling said:
Vipers said:
Never fart in an Apple store
It has no windows.
It has no windows.
I find it ironic that Apple's store design default produces some of the largest shopfront windows you can see in any store locales.
Poor kittens
Cotty said:
timbo999 said:
My head just exploded trying to work out how one person can be both your sister and mother...
Maybe don't watch the film Predestination.Never heard of the film, googled it, the short summary Thus, Jane, John, and their baby are the same person WOW. Further research revealed the film is based on a book by an American author who originally submitted short story for publication in Playboy, it was rejected.
aka_kerrly said:
Cotty said:
timbo999 said:
My head just exploded trying to work out how one person can be both your sister and mother...
Maybe don't watch the film Predestination.Never heard of the film, googled it, the short summary Thus, Jane, John, and their baby are the same person WOW. Further research revealed the film is based on a book by an American author who originally submitted short story for publication in Playboy, it was rejected.
Sticks. said:
Bright Halo said:
Sticks. said:
My two lesbian friends bought me a watch for my birthday. Very nice, but that's not quite what I asked for.
I wanna watch?“My lesbian neighbours bought me a Rolex”
I think they misunderstood when I said “I wanna watch”
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