Calling the Sexperts

[sjn2004]

Berserker LM said:

Sarahski £££££££££££££££££££

No, if that was her name it would have been an invite to go shopping as it was her birthday.

[Gylen]

I can't understand why you haven't called her yet?

You could simply say:

"hello, you left a note on my car this morning? What's that all about?"

If she's a hooker, I presume she would then let you know?

[Uhura_Fighter]

I dont think anything bad of this note, I think it is kinda nice, met a lot of forward girls at uni, was she northern?

[M3333]

Not McLovins's Mrs is it?

[Mobsta]

Gylen said:

I can't understand why you haven't called her yet?

Because Im working.
And Im calling her tomorrow at a sociable hour.
Besides, the poll was Re: popular opinion on her weird 'im lonely' type message, not on whether I should call her...

Uhura_Fighter said:

I dont think anything bad of this note, I think it is kinda nice, met a lot of forward girls at uni, was she northern?

Dont remember it being from oop norf, or I wouldnt have given it a second thought

[king arthur]

Mobsta said:

I wondered about the name, as it was spelt, erm, like Sayrah with a y.
Only a different name. They Y was ever so slightly unusual.

Hmmm.

Mayry? Nope..
Rybecca? Nah...
Fyona?
Clayre? Nope doesn't sound right.
Alyson?
Jayne?

Jayne! Her name's Jayne isn't it?

[Mobsta]

king arthur said:

Mobsta said:

I wondered about the name, as it was spelt, erm, like Sayrah with a y.
Only a different name. They Y was ever so slightly unusual.

Hmmm.


Jayne! Her name's Jayne isn't it?

She hit your neighbourhood too?

[Emsman]

I have a pay as you go phone that i no longer use.

I am more than happy to guinea pig for the greater good of entertainment????


Drop me a PM with a few background details, i shall happily undertake the rest.

[Mobsta]

Emsman said:

I have a pay as you go phone that i no longer use.

I am more than happy to guinea pig for the greater good of entertainment????

Perfectly capable of guinea pigging for my own entertainment thankin you kindly for the offer my good man, hoebags and hoodrats aside.

[Catz]

You evidently gave off a "lonely" aura when talking and she feels sorry for you.

Bless ...

[Mobsta]

Catz said:

You evidently gave off a "lonely" aura when talking and she feels sorry for you.

Bless ...

Wooooosh!

[MK4 Slowride]

Oh st really?

Classic trap used by 'Greckish Mongolids'. They're after the lining of your skull so they can bury it with some lavender and parsley. This helps the spirits to speak to the living and bring enlightenment to those bereft of thought.

[Catz]

Mobsta said:

Catz said:

You evidently gave off a "lonely" aura when talking and she feels sorry for you.

Bless ...

Wooooosh!

What did I miss something?

Sorry was skim-reading, very fast.

[Nobody You Know]

MK4 Slowride said:

Oh st really?

Classic trap used by 'Greckish Mongolids'. They're after the lining of your skull so they can bury it with some lavender and parsley. This helps the spirits to speak to the living and bring enlightenment to those bereft of thought.

You really have too much time on your hands....

[Mobsta]

Catz said:

Mobsta said:

Catz said:

You evidently gave off a "lonely" aura when talking and she feels sorry for you.

Bless ...

Wooooosh!

What did I miss something?

Sorry was skim-reading, very fast.

Not you, you muppet.
ahem... me

[Mobsta]

Nobody You Know said:

MK4 Slowride said:

Oh st really?

Classic trap used by 'Greckish Mongolids'. They're after the lining of your skull so they can bury it with some lavender and parsley. This helps the spirits to speak to the living and bring enlightenment to those bereft of thought.

You really have too much time on your hands....

He could be right you know...

[elster]

You must have a very expensive car, or a chaved up car and she really is 16.

[Catz]

Mobsta said:

Not you, you muppet.
ahem... me

Oh right ...

Maybe it was that "hitman" persona she loved along with the Fiat Panda.

Maybe you're just good looking ... post a pic for the lady PHers and we'll let you know.

[scumbagjag]

TVR Moneypit said:

She's a pro.

But we've already established that she's fit, so who cares?

I'd jump in feet first.

[sleep envy]

she knows where you live, the car you drive, has briefly spoken to you and wants to nail you

perfectly normal behaviour...


































...for a brass who'll batter you over the head in the quiet time and rob you blind