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scotal

8,751 posts

282 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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G'kar said:
scotal said:
Cara Van Man said:
scotal said:
Sorry this has nothing to do with sex or cock gobbling, and is therefore a bit boring, just consider it eh?
Listen to this man. If any knows about cock gobbling, it's him.
Everything I know I learned from your "self help" dvds Nick.


Must be a wig.
There's no way that's nick, far far too well groomed.

G'kar

3,728 posts

189 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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The blouse shirt looks right though.

GregE240

10,857 posts

270 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Does anyone think that Ron Jeremy as an older man may end up looking like this?

Its the eyes

sa_20v

4,108 posts

234 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Cap'n Custud said:
Ok, so I ask the questin to the PH Massive. What do you do when your ex just wont let go?

I get a cross between innundated with nasty messages followed by even more pledging undying love and begging me to come back.

I don't want to be mean to him but I am lost as to what to do....
He is confused and wants you back. Restraining order is not the way forward. You need to explain your reasons, tell him it really is 'game over', work through the break-up with him and tell him he needs to get back on with his life.

Shutting him out without explanation is the worst thing you can do.

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

250 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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scotal said:
Do you own the house jointly, have you discussed that yet? You might want to stay civil until you've released your equity......

Sorry this has nothing to do with sex or cock gobbling, and is therefore a bit boring, just consider it eh?
You say that, but I don't think it's "equity" that the ex-BF wants to release. Unless "equity" is the new down-with-it name for "man custard".

JonRB

75,256 posts

275 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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sa_20v said:
He is confused and wants you back. Restraining order is not the way forward. You need to explain your reasons, tell him it really is 'game over', work through the break-up with him and tell him he needs to get back on with his life.
I wasn't actually being serious about the restraining order. smile

You're quite right though; he obviously hasn't accepted it is over yet.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

254 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Just cos I'm not posting, doesn't mean I'm not making a note of all this.

Remember, Scrotal and Flock, we have to go drinking next Thursday, together.

That means I may be forced to hurt you. With alcohol. Badly.

G'kar

3,728 posts

189 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
I'm the big man, oh yes. Boo-ya. Hear me roar. Blah blah.
What we know he really said:
Yes, dear. Sorry, chaps, won't be able to make this one.

scotal

8,751 posts

282 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Just cos I'm not posting, doesn't mean I'm not making a note of all this.

Remember, Scrotal and Flock, we have to go drinking next Thursday, together.

That means I may be forced to hurt you. With alcohol. Badly.
Does that mean you're buying the drinks then Nick?


ETA I gay out of drinking competitions on health grounds, so feel free to be as brave as you like at this point.



Edited by scotal on Wednesday 18th March 13:56

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

254 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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G'kar said:
What we know he really said:
Yes, dear. Sorry, chaps, won't be able to make this one.
Nope. I'm gonna be there.

Leave pass. check
Budget. check
Transport. check
Broken camp bed for the night. check
Rubberised incontinance drinking pants. check

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

254 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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scotal said:
I gay out of drinking competitions on health grounds
Benderitus?

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

250 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
G'kar said:
What we know he really said:
Yes, dear. Sorry, chaps, won't be able to make this one.
Nope. I'm gonna be there.

Leave pass. check
Budget. check
Transport. check
Broken camp bed for the night. check
Rubberised incontinance drinking pants. check
Babycham; check

scotal

8,751 posts

282 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
scotal said:
I gay out of drinking competitions on health grounds
Benderitus?
yeah, I allergic to drinking with poofs like you.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

254 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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scotal said:
Cara Van Man said:
scotal said:
I gay out of drinking competitions on health grounds
Benderitus?
yeah, I allergic to drinking with poofs like you.
and grammar, apparently. hehe

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

254 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Andy Zarse said:
Cara Van Man said:
G'kar said:
What we know he really said:
Yes, dear. Sorry, chaps, won't be able to make this one.
Nope. I'm gonna be there.

Leave pass. check
Budget. check
Transport. check
Broken camp bed for the night. check
Rubberised incontinance drinking pants. check
Babycham; check
ooooooh please. A PINT.

Dont forget the umbrella.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

254 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Now leave me alone you fkers, I need to do some work.

scotal

8,751 posts

282 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
scotal said:
Cara Van Man said:
scotal said:
I gay out of drinking competitions on health grounds
Benderitus?
yeah, I allergic to drinking with poofs like you.
and grammar, apparently. hehe
Picked up on sentence construction by the shed dragger :hangsheadinshame:

scotal

8,751 posts

282 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Now leave me alone you fkers, I need to do some work.
"Peee! Those fking blankets won't fold themselves!"

Dupont666

21,627 posts

195 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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you lot still flirting???



Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

250 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Andy Zarse said:
Cara Van Man said:
G'kar said:
What we know he really said:
Yes, dear. Sorry, chaps, won't be able to make this one.
Nope. I'm gonna be there.

Leave pass. check
Budget. check
Transport. check
Broken camp bed for the night. check
Rubberised incontinance drinking pants. check
Babycham; check
ooooooh please. A PINT.

Dont forget the umbrella.
If DD's sell Babycham, and I profess it's unlikely in these days of so-called progress and sophistication, you can rest assured I'll be buying you a pint. And you better drink it up. Maybe you and Scotal can perform your Old Faithful* trick again?





*Scotal blows his hot load down the back of the Caravanman’s throat, gives him a pint of fizzy Babycham and make him guzzle it down in one. Then, he shakes CVM's head vigorously back and forth to recreate the "Old Faithful Geyser" effect. It's a great way to impress both friends and new acquaintances alike.

Edited by Andy Zarse on Wednesday 18th March 14:13