I feel sick

[Steve748]

wow! do they make caravans the size of football pitches?

Edited by Steve748 on Friday 6th March 13:14

[Cap'n Custud]

tonyvid said:

Landlord said:

Cap'n Custud said:

He wont admit its over.

Now would be a good time to "unleash the vagina!" on another man.

Ok, I'll sacrifice myself to this worthy cause, it's what being a PHer is all about...

You too, and I thought you were such a gentleman. Just goes to show..

[vixta]

Cap'n Custud said:

vixta said:

hiya !

Hey chick! Have you come to save me from thes randy internet warriors?

Or come to join in the virtual gang bang in a caravan?

I don't think you need saving just at the minute !

[tonyvid]

Cap'n Custud said:

tonyvid said:

Landlord said:

Cap'n Custud said:

He wont admit its over.

Now would be a good time to "unleash the vagina!" on another man.

Ok, I'll sacrifice myself to this worthy cause, it's what being a PHer is all about...

You too, and I thought you were such a gentleman. Just goes to show..

I do say please and thank you

[Cara Van Man]

Cap'n Custud said:

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

Cara Van Man said:

Email back that picture of you bend over my bunk bed with a plate of instant rice. That should final nail it home for him.

I think that would just get me a kick up the lady bits next time he sees me!

I could do that also, for a small pre-arranged fee.

That or a packet of fruit gums.

I have to pay you for a kick?

Yes. I don't pleasure women for free you know.

In fact, come to think of it. I don't pleasure women.

Oh well, pot noodle do you as the rice was used up by Smutbag?

and bring a waterproof sleeping bag as the van is a bit damp from where I hosed it out last night.

[Cara Van Man]

swerni said:

you being made to sleep in the caravan again
YHM

No, I'm in the good books at the moment.....she even lets me sit at the dining table to eat

Got your mail will reply later, when you and Lisa gonna visit?

[Cap'n Custud]

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

Cara Van Man said:

Email back that picture of you bend over my bunk bed with a plate of instant rice. That should final nail it home for him.

I think that would just get me a kick up the lady bits next time he sees me!

I could do that also, for a small pre-arranged fee.

That or a packet of fruit gums.

I have to pay you for a kick?

Yes. I don't pleasure women for free you know.

In fact, come to think of it. I don't pleasure women.

Oh well, pot noodle do you as the rice was used up by Smutbag?

and bring a waterproof sleeping bag as the van is a bit damp from where I hosed it out last night.

So how much do you charge Mrs Cara Van Man? Did you let her know you had to be paid for, every time a rogering was on the plate, before you married her?

[Cara Van Man]

Cap'n Custud said:

So how much do you charge Mrs Cara Van Man? Did you let her know you had to be paid for, every time a rogering was on the plate, before you married her?

She keeps me stocked up with fruit gums and cola bottles.

[madbadger]

vixta said:

Cap'n Custud said:

vixta said:

hiya !

Hey chick! Have you come to save me from thes randy internet warriors?

Or come to join in the virtual gang bang in a caravan?

I don't think you need saving just at the minute !

I think she might.

[G'kar]

Hmm, Knick Pee. Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

Edited by G'kar on Friday 6th March 13:55

[Cara Van Man]

G'kar said:

Hmm, Knick Pee. Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

Funny you should say that....I'm considering changing back to that name until I have chosen a new one.

[Cara Van Man]

swerni said:

he told her.
But she decided that she could live with the 20p a year it would cost her

Oy! Canoe shoes.

Watch it.

[Cap'n Custud]

madbadger said:

vixta said:

Cap'n Custud said:

vixta said:

hiya !

Hey chick! Have you come to save me from thes randy internet warriors?

Or come to join in the virtual gang bang in a caravan?

I don't think you need saving just at the minute !

I think she might.

[JonRB]

G'kar said:

Hmm, Knick Pee. Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

Help me Obi Wonky Knobby, you're my only hope.

[Cara Van Man]

JonRB said:

G'kar said:

Hmm, Knick Pee. Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

Help me Obi Wonky Knobby, you're my only hope.

[garlick]Put him in the sin bin[/garlick]

[Cara Van Man]You don't need to put this droid in the sin bin[/Cara Van Man]

[garlick]You don't need to put this droid in the sin bin[/garlick]

[sleep envy]

Cara Van Man said:

JonRB said:

G'kar said:

Hmm, Knick Pee. Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

Help me Obi Wonky Knobby, you're my only hope.

[garlick]Put him in the sin bin[/garlick]

[Cara Van Man]You don't need to put this droid in the sin bin[/Cara Van Man]

[garlick]You don't need to put this droid in the sin bin[/garlick]

[JonRB]

"This is not the thread you are looking for"

[Orphan]

JonRB said:

"This is not the thread you are looking for"

Thread killer!

[JonRB]

Orphan said:

Thread killer!

Oh god, not again.

[Orphan]

Looks like it!