I feel sick

[Topboy]

Cap'n Custud said:

oh st, I am now doomed!

How fit (in the sense of looks) are you?

[Cara Van Man]

Topboy said:

Cap'n Custud said:

oh st, I am now doomed!

How fit (in the sense of looks) are you?

That's dangerous talk from a man in your position.

[snitch]Ali! Ali! Ali![/snitch]

[Landlord]

Topboy said:

Cap'n Custud said:

oh st, I am now doomed!

How fit (in the sense of looks) are you?

Dude, we established earlier in the thread (first page) that she has a vagina. Therefore, fitness doesn't enter in to it.

neither does her boyfriend any more...

[sleep envy]

[tonyvid]

Cara Van Man said:

Topboy said:

Cap'n Custud said:

oh st, I am now doomed!

How fit (in the sense of looks) are you?

That's dangerous talk from a man in your position.

[snitch]Ali! Ali! Ali![/snitch]

Plum crumble for tea tonight

[Cara Van Man]

Landlord said:

Topboy said:

Cap'n Custud said:

oh st, I am now doomed!

How fit (in the sense of looks) are you?

Dude, we established earlier in the thread (first page) that she has a vagina. Therefore, fitness doesn't enter in to it.

neither does her boyfriend any more...

Love it. It's such a simple equation, isn't it?

Vagina, check.
Eligible, check.

[Cap'n Custud]

Cara Van Man said:

Landlord said:

Topboy said:

Cap'n Custud said:

oh st, I am now doomed!

How fit (in the sense of looks) are you?

Dude, we established earlier in the thread (first page) that she has a vagina. Therefore, fitness doesn't enter in to it.

neither does her boyfriend any more...

Love it. It's such a simple equation, isn't it?

Vagina, check.
Eligible, check.

you lot are craking me up.

Had a horrible morning and come in to work to find a gorgeous picture of scrotal and the news that Cara Van Man is a wizz in the bedroom (Literally)

[Cara Van Man]

Cap'n Custud said:

scrotal

Was than an eerily accurate typo?

[Cap'n Custud]

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

scrotal

Was than an eerily accurate typo?

oops

I think he should change his name to that though. I am thinking of changing my name. Don't know what yet!

ExBF is sending emails of denial now, making me feel awful. He wont admit its over.

[Cara Van Man]

Cap'n Custud said:

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

scrotal

Was than an eerily accurate typo?

oops

I think he should change his name to that though. I am thinking of changing my name. Don't know what yet!

ExBF is sending emails of denial now, making me feel awful. He wont admit its over.

Email back that picture of you bend over my bunk bed with a plate of instant rice. That should final nail it home for him.

[Landlord]

Cap'n Custud said:

He wont admit its over.

Now would be a good time to "unleash the vagina!" on another man.

He'll get it then.

[sleep envy]

Landlord said:

Cap'n Custud said:

He wont admit its over.

Now would be a good time to "unleash the vagina!" on another man.

He'll get it then.

I bet he won't

[Cap'n Custud]

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

scrotal

Was than an eerily accurate typo?

oops

I think he should change his name to that though. I am thinking of changing my name. Don't know what yet!

ExBF is sending emails of denial now, making me feel awful. He wont admit its over.

Email back that picture of you bend over my bunk bed with a plate of instant rice. That should final nail it home for him.

I think that would just get me a kick up the lady bits next time he sees me!


but...if the plate was of the plastic variety then I could consider it. Don't want dangerous china in the van when its rocking!

[G'kar]

Cap'n Custud said:

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

scrotal

Was than an eerily accurate typo?

oops

I think he should change his name to that though. I am thinking of changing my name. Don't know what yet!

ExBF is sending emails of denial now, making me feel awful. He wont admit its over.

Email back that picture of you bend over my bunk bed with a plate of instant rice. That should final nail it home for him.

I think that would just get me a kick up the lady bits next time he sees me!


but...if the plate was of the plastic variety then I could consider it. Don't want dangerous china in the van when its rocking!

Don't do it. It only looks like instant rice.

[Cara Van Man]

Cap'n Custud said:

Cara Van Man said:

Email back that picture of you bend over my bunk bed with a plate of instant rice. That should final nail it home for him.

I think that would just get me a kick up the lady bits next time he sees me!

I could do that also, for a small pre-arranged fee.

That or a packet of fruit gums.

[JonRB]

Cara Van Man said:

a plate of instant rice

Ewwwwwwww

That's just wrong. On so many levels.

[Cap'n Custud]

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

Cara Van Man said:

Email back that picture of you bend over my bunk bed with a plate of instant rice. That should final nail it home for him.

I think that would just get me a kick up the lady bits next time he sees me!

I could do that also, for a small pre-arranged fee.

That or a packet of fruit gums.

I have to pay you for a kick?

[vixta]

hiya !

[tonyvid]

Landlord said:

Cap'n Custud said:

He wont admit its over.

Now would be a good time to "unleash the vagina!" on another man.

Ok, I'll sacrifice myself to this worthy cause, it's what being a PHer is all about...

[Cap'n Custud]

vixta said:

hiya !

Hey chick! Have you come to save me from thes randy internet warriors?

Or come to join in the virtual gang bang in a caravan?