Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40

Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40

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DickyC

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51,247 posts

204 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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Bobberoo said:
A robot colonic irrigation!?!?!?
scratchchin
I'm sure the water cannon on the old green goddess is still working, I reckon we can scavenge the rest form around the Towers!!!!
Two tots of rum and the stirrup pump in my day. And try to sound grateful afterwards.

slopes

39,903 posts

193 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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glenrobbo said:
slopes said:
Apparently, a local hospital is offering pioneering procedure for men suffering with prostate issues. Essentially, they will put some form of robot water jet up inside you and carry out some sort of procedure to reduce the swelling etc.



Sounds kinky
So do they basically turn your willy inside out and make you drink lots of disinfectant?
I don't know Glenners but if i am ever in the unfortunate position of needing an Aquablation on the prostate, i'll let you know

Bomma R1

14,599 posts

131 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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DickyC said:
Two tots of rum and the stirrup pump in my day. And try to sound grateful afterwards.
Speaking of which, there's a stirrup pump in the hangar..

Please don't give Battert any ideas.

slopes

39,903 posts

193 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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following on from my earlier comments about an inane grin most of the day, there is a distinct possibility i visited a particular thread about stirring implements and done precisely that laugh

P5BNij

15,875 posts

112 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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slopes said:
Every time i see a picture of the line at Teignmouth i am reminded of the video of a Class 56 hauling logs i think, powering along and a dog on top of a footbridge barking like mad at it, then running away from the crud coming out the top of it hehe

And of course Teignmouth is famous as the birth place of one of the UK's biggest bands for some time, Muse.
Mrs.P5B is Muse fan winkmusic (I'd forgotten that they come from Teignmouth!)

The west bound view from the sharp end...


Bomma R1

14,599 posts

131 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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Toot Toot

slopes

39,903 posts

193 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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All aboard!!!

West bound Ninky Nonk due for departure!

All aboard!!!

Byker28i

66,144 posts

223 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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Bomma R1 said:
DickyC said:
Two tots of rum and the stirrup pump in my day. And try to sound grateful afterwards.
Speaking of which, there's a stirrup pump in the hangar..

Please don't give Battert any ideas.
Hush now, I've been using that to siphon fuel from the visiting planes for the TVR. Don't tell everyone.
Plus any medical use it might sting, just don't smoke near it for gods sake.

Bobberoo

40,176 posts

104 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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So if was you that upset the Albanian's by siphoning their fuel!?!?!? yikes

pequod

8,997 posts

144 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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I have a toenail infection.

Biker's Nemesis

39,579 posts

214 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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I am just about to have a couple of Chicken Kev's.

spikeyhead

17,825 posts

203 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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Bobberoo said:
glenrobbo said:
DickyC said:
spikeyhead said:
I've just done some rough sums and think I have over £2k of shoes in my collection.

and on that note...
Imelda? Is that you?
Don't be silly Dicky, it's an Atom, not a Marcos! rolleyes
hehe

That is a seriously impressive amount of shoes for a bloke though!!!
Four pairs of goretex walking shoes and boots make up about £500 of the total. There's another 20 pairs of shoes in the cupboard too, for many different purposes, only about £60 each on average.

Mr Magooagain

10,572 posts

176 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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pequod said:
I have a toenail infection.
Speak up old chap! Toenail collection you say?
I’m sure we all could muster a few specimens for you.

Bobberoo

40,176 posts

104 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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pequod said:
I have a toenail infection.
frown

Bobberoo

40,176 posts

104 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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Biker's Nemesis said:
I am just about to have a couple of Chicken Kev's.
An excellent 9.944 on the old Triv-o-meter there!!!

pequod

8,997 posts

144 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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Mr Magooagain said:
pequod said:
I have a toenail infection.
Speak up old chap! Toenail collection you say?
I’m sure we all could muster a few specimens for you.
I best laylow, 'less it's infeck shush.

Pollution of North in atomic disaster goes to the country (13)

slopes

39,903 posts

193 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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shout30 minute warning!!!

pequod

8,997 posts

144 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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Bobberoo said:
pequod said:
I have a toenail infection.
frown
I'm trying my best....

tongue out

DickyC

Original Poster:

51,247 posts

204 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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My phone's sense of humour is getting beyond me now. When I open a fresh page it goes to MSN News which draws on news from a variety of sources including the BBC. This from a few minutes ago:



The BBC reporting on the Indian moon shot in Pidgin English.

slopes

39,903 posts

193 months

Friday 1st September 2023
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Aaaand eyes down, look in*

* no that is not what i did at the display of boobage earlier today nono Lady Slopes would skin me alive yikes

1: What is the oldest recorded town in the UK? Colchester
2: Which racing circuit has a corner named Cascades? Oulton Park
3: Which group of people settled in northern France and gave their name to the area? Normans - Normandy
4: What model of Ford car replaced the Cortina? Sierra
5: What is the third longest river in the UK? Trent
6: In what region is Spa Francorchamps based? Ardennes
7: What team did Ron Tauranac co found? Brabham
8: Which county's residents are nicknamed Yellow Bellies? Lincolnshire
9: Which of the three ridings of Yorkshire is missing, North, West and? East

a small break to grab a drink or two



10: if you are changing into a lower gear, you could be said to be what? Downshifting
11; Which motorcycle race last run in 2019, claimed to be the worlds fastest race? Ulster Grand Prix
12: Which town used to hold a motorcycle race around a supermarket car park? Northwhich - the Thundersprint
13: Which UK circuit has a corner named after a city in Canada? Snetterton - Montreal
14: What was the surname of the Italian driver who dominated the BTCC in 1994? Tarquini
15: In the UK, the Granite City is better known as what? Aberdeen
16: Where is the National Science & Media Museum located? Bradford
17: What is the furthest point East on the British mainland? Lowestoft Ness
and finally
18: Where does the southern end of the Penine Way begin? Edale


You have until 9pm, No answers before then please!

Have fun with this one

The theme? Constable Dunstable of course

Edited by slopes on Friday 1st September 21:15

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