Calling the Sexperts

[RUSSELLM]

The dilated pupils are telling me that she's had to have a 'liven-er' prior to your first date...Which isn't a great start, you angry looking brute.

I'm suspecting she used to be called Boris.... And her/his first bout of bum tricks needs to be encouraged by getting herself gangster tripping.

Either way, I'd give it a wide berth.

Edited by RUSSELLM on Thursday 5th March 17:10

[Mobsta]

moleamol said:

Mobsta said:

Date (last night) went well, her pupils were dilated from the start

So she's on drugs then?

Pupil dilation denotes arousal, I thought...

[Mobsta]

RUSSELLM said:

The dilated pupils are telling me that she's had to have a 'liven-er' prior to your first date...Which isn't a great start

A what what?

[RUSSELLM]

Mobsta said:

RUSSELLM said:

The dilated pupils are telling me that she's had to have a 'liven-er' prior to your first date...Which isn't a great start

A what what?

Damn that spellchecker

[ZR1cliff]

Mobsta said:

moleamol said:

Mobsta said:

Date (last night) went well, her pupils were dilated from the start

So she's on drugs then?

Pupil dilation denotes arousal, I thought...

Then why didn't you 'get in there' instead of spitting wet tissue around the place. That along with a fiat Panda in your fantasy garage and I'm feeling let down so gawd knows what she must feel like.

[Mobsta]

ZR1cliff said:

Mobsta said:

moleamol said:

Mobsta said:

Date (last night) went well, her pupils were dilated from the start

So she's on drugs then?

Pupil dilation denotes arousal, I thought...

Then why didn't you 'get in there' instead of spitting wet tissue around the place. That along with a fiat Panda in your fantasy garage and I'm feeling let down so gawd knows what she must feel like.

Oi!
Plenty of time

[ZR1cliff]

Mobsta said:

ZR1cliff said:

Mobsta said:

moleamol said:

Mobsta said:

Date (last night) went well, her pupils were dilated from the start

So she's on drugs then?

Pupil dilation denotes arousal, I thought...

Then why didn't you 'get in there' instead of spitting wet tissue around the place. That along with a fiat Panda in your fantasy garage and I'm feeling let down so gawd knows what she must feel like.

Oi!
Plenty of time

No,No - she's 40 and she knows the score, she wants you and what a woman wants is what a woman should get. before she you

Have you never heard of - So many wimin not enough time.

[stuart-b]

ZR1cliff said:

Mobsta said:

ZR1cliff said:

Mobsta said:

moleamol said:

Mobsta said:

Date (last night) went well, her pupils were dilated from the start

So she's on drugs then?

Pupil dilation denotes arousal, I thought...

Then why didn't you 'get in there' instead of spitting wet tissue around the place. That along with a fiat Panda in your fantasy garage and I'm feeling let down so gawd knows what she must feel like.

Oi!
Plenty of time

No,No - she's 40 and she knows the score, she wants you and what a woman wants is what a woman should get. before she you

Have you never heard of - So many wimin not enough time.

No, but hes heard of so many internet forums to post on, not enough time.

Edited to add smiley.

Edited by stuart-b on Thursday 5th March 17:35

[Mobsta]

ZR1cliff said:

Mobsta said:

ZR1cliff said:

Mobsta said:

moleamol said:

Mobsta said:

Date (last night) went well, her pupils were dilated from the start

So she's on drugs then?

Pupil dilation denotes arousal, I thought...

Then why didn't you 'get in there' instead of spitting wet tissue around the place. That along with a fiat Panda in your fantasy garage and I'm feeling let down so gawd knows what she must feel like.

Oi!
Plenty of time

No,No - she's 40 and she knows the score, she wants you and what a woman wants is what a woman should get. before she you

Have you never heard of - So many wimin not enough time.

Without boring you lot with the details, this one is probably best not hurried, which is equally boring I know

[brum]

Excellent stuff.

Pupil dilation does indicate arousal I believe - but maybe not on immediate arrival.
If she had pupils like saucers it might be a good indication of E consumption (not necessarily a bad thing - everyone looks shagable on a Damon)

Anyway - I'm glad that she's not a hooker (i was one of the very few who had faith) and i really can't wait to see these nork pictures you have promised us.

[Luca1973]

So, any updates at all?

[evenflow]

Luca1973 said:

So, any updates at all?

Maybe the wi-fi connection doesn't work in her dungeon.

[Matt_N]

evenflow said:

Luca1973 said:

So, any updates at all?

Maybe the wi-fi connection doesn't work in her dungeon.

Maybe she has moved herself and brothers in and kicked the OP out.

[minimatt1967]

Every time I see this thread come up I'm sure it says 'Calling the Sexpests'

[Davi]

minimatt1967 said:

Every time I see this thread come up I'm sure it says 'Calling the Sexpests'

regardless of what letters are in the title that's exactly what it really says...

[PD9]

minimatt1967 said:

Every time I see this thread come up I'm sure it says 'Calling the Sexpests'

Haha

[Mad Man]

So, the burning question, have you got any yet?

[Mr.Jimbo]

Or perhaps more accurately, Now you've had some, has the burning sensation gone away yet?

[AstonV12]

Mobsta

Any "cabbin stabbin" yet?

[Mobsta]

Davi said:

minimatt1967 said:

Every time I see this thread come up I'm sure it says 'Calling the Sexpests'

regardless of what letters are in the title that's exactly what it really says...

Too true

Can we change the title?