A bit council (Vol 6)

A bit council (Vol 6)

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RustyMX5

7,990 posts

220 months

Wednesday 14th February
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ChemicalChaos said:
RustyMX5 said:
Having a toilet in a bathroom is council.
Sorry, what? And again, what?

Are you one of those weirdos who has a tiny toilet room next to a perfectly good bathroom? Or worse, a tiny toilet room with no sink next to a perfectly good bathroom?

A toilet in the bathroom makes perfect sense when you want to "S,S,S" without having to traipse across the house inbetween!
Yes. We have toilet rooms (with sinks, towel rails and towels) which are separate from the bathroom. Who on earth wants to smell the first S whilst you're doing the second and third S's'? biggrin

Note to the apostrophe pedants. I have no idea how to pluralise that one.

And just in case you're wondering why.... Something like 60% of toothbrushes have trace amounts of the first S on them from people flushing with the lid up.

Its like the weirdos who have a washing machine / tumble dryer in the kitchen. Why do people want their freshly cleaned clothes smelling of food? Just strange and something you'll typically only find in the UK.

vikingaero

10,712 posts

172 months

Wednesday 14th February
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RustyMX5 said:
ChemicalChaos said:
RustyMX5 said:
Having a toilet in a bathroom is council.
Sorry, what? And again, what?

Are you one of those weirdos who has a tiny toilet room next to a perfectly good bathroom? Or worse, a tiny toilet room with no sink next to a perfectly good bathroom?

A toilet in the bathroom makes perfect sense when you want to "S,S,S" without having to traipse across the house inbetween!
Yes. We have toilet rooms (with sinks, towel rails and towels) which are separate from the bathroom. Who on earth wants to smell the first S whilst you're doing the second and third S's'? biggrin

Note to the apostrophe pedants. I have no idea how to pluralise that one.

And just in case you're wondering why.... Something like 60% of toothbrushes have trace amounts of the first S on them from people flushing with the lid up.

Its like the weirdos who have a washing machine / tumble dryer in the kitchen. Why do people want their freshly cleaned clothes smelling of food? Just strange and something you'll typically only find in the UK.
Toilet nerd alert: Older toilets perform a cascade flush that creates a waterfall effect creating the undesired effect of poop particles in the air. Modern toilets now create an initial wall of water to envelope the toilet water and are less flushy. biggrin

We have a utility room for the washing machine and tumble dryer, but not sure what the problem of having a washing machine in the kitchen is? The clothes are isolated from the rest of the kitchen in the drum and you just take them out when the cycle is finished to hang out or tumble dry.

Can I confuse you even further? We bought a new tumble dryer a couple of years ago and it's in our cold study. We heat the study with the vent the tumble dryer and it's lovely and toasty. biggrin

RustyMX5

7,990 posts

220 months

Wednesday 14th February
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vikingaero said:
Toilet nerd alert: Older toilets perform a cascade flush that creates a waterfall effect creating the undesired effect of poop particles in the air. Modern toilets now create an initial wall of water to envelope the toilet water and are less flushy. biggrin
Interesting. I wasn't aware but even so the smell....... whilst having a bath.. hurl

vikingaero said:
We have a utility room for the washing machine and tumble dryer, but not sure what the problem of having a washing machine in the kitchen is? The clothes are isolated from the rest of the kitchen in the drum and you just take them out when the cycle is finished to hang out or tumble dry.

Can I confuse you even further? We bought a new tumble dryer a couple of years ago and it's in our cold study. We heat the study with the vent the tumble dryer and it's lovely and toasty. biggrin
We have the washing machine etc in a utility room too and it's mainly to avoid having cooking smells getting into wet fabric when you take the washing out of the drum wink

deadtom

2,631 posts

168 months

Wednesday 14th February
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RustyMX5 said:
Yes. We have toilet rooms (with sinks, towel rails and towels) which are separate from the bathroom. Who on earth wants to smell the first S whilst you're doing the second and third S's'? biggrin
But for the eleventy billionth time, council is not about one's financial circumstances. Council is being crass, uncouth, careless, ill mannered etc.

I would suggest that having separate toilet rooms from bath/shower rooms is largely just about whether you want that setup and can afford a house large enough to accommodate it, but is no indicator of councilness.

deadtom

2,631 posts

168 months

Wednesday 14th February
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RustyMX5 said:
We have the washing machine etc in a utility room too and it's mainly to avoid having cooking smells getting into wet fabric when you take the washing out of the drum wink
How pungent are the aromas in your kitchen that they fix into the damp fabric in the ~30 seconds it takes to transfer laundry from washing machine to whatever method* you use to dry it?!

*I anticipate howls of 'washing lines are council', but I feel the contrary is true (wasting energy; council), though this very much depends on the nature of the washing line and its location.

x5tuu

12,004 posts

190 months

Wednesday 14th February
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deadtom said:
But for the eleventy billionth time, council is not about one's financial circumstances. Council is being crass, uncouth, careless, ill mannered etc.

I would suggest that having separate toilet rooms from bath/shower rooms is largely just about whether you want that setup and can afford a house large enough to accommodate it, but is no indicator of councilness.
Correct, but with the base realisation that EVERYTHING is council in the right surroundings and company.

deadtom

2,631 posts

168 months

Wednesday 14th February
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x5tuu said:
Correct, but with the base realisation that EVERYTHING is council in the right surroundings and company.
Good point, well made.

vikingaero

10,712 posts

172 months

Wednesday 14th February
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deadtom said:
x5tuu said:
Correct, but with the base realisation that EVERYTHING is council in the right surroundings and company.
Good point, well made.
Agreed. I bet you there is something that we do, consciously or subconsciously, that is Council.

I'll go first:

"I pour crisps into a bowl and eat them from the bowl like a cat or dog, because I don't like getting the oily crisp/flavour on my fingers. biggrin

eldar

22,099 posts

199 months

Wednesday 14th February
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RustyMX5 said:
Yes. We have toilet rooms (with sinks, towel rails and towels) which are separate from the bathroom. Who on earth wants to smell the first S whilst you're doing the second and third S's'? biggrin

Note to the apostrophe pedants. I have no idea how to pluralise that one.

And just in case you're wondering why.... Something like 60% of toothbrushes have trace amounts of the first S on them from people flushing with the lid up.

Its like the weirdos who have a washing machine / tumble dryer in the kitchen. Why do people want their freshly cleaned clothes smelling of food? Just strange and something you'll typically only find in the UK.
Bet you piss in the bath.

Dr Murdoch

3,496 posts

138 months

Wednesday 14th February
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vikingaero said:
Agreed. I bet you there is something that we do, consciously or subconsciously, that is Council.

I'll go first:

"I pour crisps into a bowl and eat them from the bowl like a cat or dog, because I don't like getting the oily crisp/flavour on my fingers. biggrin
I'm not sure thats council behaviour, thats just odd behaviour!

Do you do this in public, like in a pub? At the bar?

Deranged Rover

3,552 posts

77 months

Wednesday 14th February
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RustyMX5 said:
Its like the weirdos who have a washing machine / tumble dryer in the kitchen. Why do people want their freshly cleaned clothes smelling of food? Just strange and something you'll typically only find in the UK.
Ah but, in contrast, you're missing out on the delightful flavour of your morning Kellogs Pop Tarts imbued with a subtle hint of Lenor

deadtom

2,631 posts

168 months

Wednesday 14th February
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Dr Murdoch said:
I'm not sure thats council behaviour, thats just odd behaviour!
no no, remember it's 'eccentric' when a distinguished gentleman such as the average PHer does it.

J4CKO

41,972 posts

203 months

Wednesday 14th February
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RustyMX5 said:
ChemicalChaos said:
RustyMX5 said:
Having a toilet in a bathroom is council.
Sorry, what? And again, what?

Are you one of those weirdos who has a tiny toilet room next to a perfectly good bathroom? Or worse, a tiny toilet room with no sink next to a perfectly good bathroom?

A toilet in the bathroom makes perfect sense when you want to "S,S,S" without having to traipse across the house inbetween!
Yes. We have toilet rooms (with sinks, towel rails and towels) which are separate from the bathroom. Who on earth wants to smell the first S whilst you're doing the second and third S's'? biggrin

Note to the apostrophe pedants. I have no idea how to pluralise that one.

And just in case you're wondering why.... Something like 60% of toothbrushes have trace amounts of the first S on them from people flushing with the lid up.

Its like the weirdos who have a washing machine / tumble dryer in the kitchen. Why do people want their freshly cleaned clothes smelling of food? Just strange and something you'll typically only find in the UK.
Do you have rhymes to reinforce the house toilet rules and a fondness for warty amphibian creatures ?

vikingaero

10,712 posts

172 months

Wednesday 14th February
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Dr Murdoch said:
vikingaero said:
Agreed. I bet you there is something that we do, consciously or subconsciously, that is Council.

I'll go first:

"I pour crisps into a bowl and eat them from the bowl like a cat or dog, because I don't like getting the oily crisp/flavour on my fingers. biggrin
I'm not sure thats council behaviour, thats just odd behaviour!

Do you do this in public, like in a pub? At the bar?
Only at home. I don't tend to have a bowl to hand un a pub or out in public. biggrin

gtidriver

3,389 posts

190 months

Wednesday 14th February
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Dan Singh said:
RustyMX5 said:
Having a toilet in a bathroom is council.
I viewed a house once that had a toilet in the master bedroom. There was a small wash basin next to it. Struck me as rather odd they didn't make it into an small en suite as the room was quite large.
We once had this crazy idea of looking at properties in France, there was a house with an ensuite, which was a curtain across the end on the room which had a toilet and a small sink, that's bad enough but the bedroom carpet lovingly flowed into the ensuite too, the bottom of the toilet area around 12inches from the toilet was dark yellow in colour.. Having a toilet in your bedroom Council, not being able to piss in said toilet also Council.

bigpriest

1,659 posts

133 months

Wednesday 14th February
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RustyMX5 said:
....... whilst having a bath.
Council

CardinalBlue

901 posts

80 months

Wednesday 14th February
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I think the owners have completed council.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/144648836

Mammasaid

4,031 posts

100 months

Wednesday 14th February
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CardinalBlue said:
I think the owners have completed council.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/144648836
yikes

RustyMX5

7,990 posts

220 months

Wednesday 14th February
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bigpriest said:
RustyMX5 said:
....... whilst having a bath.
Council
rofl Yes.

MBVitoria

2,453 posts

226 months

Wednesday 14th February
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Mammasaid said:
CardinalBlue said:
I think the owners have completed council.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/144648836
yikes
Good spot, that's like an AI generated image of what council looks like. They've cleaned out The Range and B&M for that tat.