Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[Blown2CV]

Pit Pony said:

wife hasn't spoken to me since Sunday other than a 'TEXT argument' as she won't answer the phone.

I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"

doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt bh on acid with PMT"

I googled using the D word today.

what are the facts you need to face?

[northwest monkey]

Blown2CV said:

Pit Pony said:

wife hasn't spoken to me since Sunday other than a 'TEXT argument' as she won't answer the phone.

I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"

doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt bh on acid with PMT"

I googled using the D word today.

what are the facts you need to face?

She's sleeping with his best mate.

[Blown2CV]

northwest monkey said:

Blown2CV said:

Pit Pony said:

wife hasn't spoken to me since Sunday other than a 'TEXT argument' as she won't answer the phone.

I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"

doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt bh on acid with PMT"

I googled using the D word today.

what are the facts you need to face?

She's sleeping with his best mate.

really?! he must have done some bad st in the run-up to that situation if she's blaming it on him!!

[Pit Pony]

northwest monkey said:

Pit Pony said:

wife hasn't spoken to me since Sunday other than a 'TEXT argument' as she won't answer the phone.

I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"

doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt bh on acid with PMT"

I googled using the D word today.

Just reply "It's not me that's tearing us apart. It's love. Love will tear us apart. Again."

I reckon she'll laugh and you'll be up to your nuts in guts before the day is out.

Last night she phoned me to tell me to phone our daughter ref a query she has, and put the phone down, before I could say anything much. However it was interesting to note that my ring tone is arguably one of Joy division's better songs.

[northwest monkey]

Pit Pony said:

northwest monkey said:

Pit Pony said:

wife hasn't spoken to me since Sunday other than a 'TEXT argument' as she won't answer the phone.

I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"

doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt bh on acid with PMT"

I googled using the D word today.

Just reply "It's not me that's tearing us apart. It's love. Love will tear us apart. Again."

I reckon she'll laugh and you'll be up to your nuts in guts before the day is out.

Last night she phoned me to tell me to phone our daughter ref a query she has, and put the phone down, before I could say anything much. However it was interesting to note that my ring tone is arguably one of Joy division's better songs.

I know I shouldn't but

Hope you get it sorted one way or another

[Ari]

Pit Pony said:

Last night she phoned me to tell me to phone our daughter ref a query she has, and put the phone down, before I could say anything much. However it was interesting to note that my ring tone is arguably one of Joy division's better songs.

How else do you keep the disagreement going? Can't risk giving you a chance to resolve the issue.

[Pit Pony]

northwest monkey said:

Pit Pony said:

northwest monkey said:

Pit Pony said:

wife hasn't spoken to me since Sunday other than a 'TEXT argument' as she won't answer the phone.

I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"

doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt bh on acid with PMT"

I googled using the D word today.

Just reply "It's not me that's tearing us apart. It's love. Love will tear us apart. Again."

I reckon she'll laugh and you'll be up to your nuts in guts before the day is out.

Last night she phoned me to tell me to phone our daughter ref a query she has, and put the phone down, before I could say anything much. However it was interesting to note that my ring tone is arguably one of Joy division's better songs.

I know I shouldn't but

Hope you get it sorted one way or another

Just spent an hour on the phone. Seems to be sorted now.

basically what happened is that over the last 25 years my mother has treated her like st, and after a family party on saturday night, at my parents house where we were staying, my mother had a verbal abuse of my wife and a started pushing her out of my son's room (in front of my son's girl friend, who had only just met my mother). i was downstairs, and just let it wash over me, as quite frankly my mother has always been a mentalist, and I stopped listening to her in 1982. and who argues over how exactly a bed is to be made at 1 am with their grandson (21) and thier daughter in law, and who takes anything said by my mother seriously.

My wife's problem with me is that she thinks I knew exactly what was going on, and can't believe that I "let her down again" (and again and again).

So every time she sent a text saying I was lying when i said I didn't realise what was going on, I sent one back saying that just because someone has a different oppinion than you doesn't mean they are lying. In the end it was resolved because I sent one back saying that it was all largely irrelevant, because even if I had known, I wouldn't have done anything because I am a coward and I've never stood up to either of my parents on her behalf.

That actually worked. She actually phoned me and whilst I had to listen to an hour of psychobabble, when I get home tomorrow I might find the locks haven't been changed.

To be honest I did look at the internet at Divorce guides, but I'm too fking lazy to be arsed.

[simoid]

To divorce your Maw!?

[northwest monkey]

Pit Pony said:

northwest monkey said:

Pit Pony said:

northwest monkey said:

Pit Pony said:

wife hasn't spoken to me since Sunday other than a 'TEXT argument' as she won't answer the phone.

I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"

doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt bh on acid with PMT"

I googled using the D word today.

Just reply "It's not me that's tearing us apart. It's love. Love will tear us apart. Again."

I reckon she'll laugh and you'll be up to your nuts in guts before the day is out.

Last night she phoned me to tell me to phone our daughter ref a query she has, and put the phone down, before I could say anything much. However it was interesting to note that my ring tone is arguably one of Joy division's better songs.

I know I shouldn't but

Hope you get it sorted one way or another

Just spent an hour on the phone. Seems to be sorted now.

basically what happened is that over the last 25 years my mother has treated her like st, and after a family party on saturday night, at my parents house where we were staying, my mother had a verbal abuse of my wife and a started pushing her out of my son's room (in front of my son's girl friend, who had only just met my mother). i was downstairs, and just let it wash over me, as quite frankly my mother has always been a mentalist, and I stopped listening to her in 1982. and who argues over how exactly a bed is to be made at 1 am with their grandson (21) and thier daughter in law, and who takes anything said by my mother seriously.

My wife's problem with me is that she thinks I knew exactly what was going on, and can't believe that I "let her down again" (and again and again).

So every time she sent a text saying I was lying when i said I didn't realise what was going on, I sent one back saying that just because someone has a different oppinion than you doesn't mean they are lying. In the end it was resolved because I sent one back saying that it was all largely irrelevant, because even if I had known, I wouldn't have done anything because I am a coward and I've never stood up to either of my parents on her behalf.

That actually worked. She actually phoned me and whilst I had to listen to an hour of psychobabble, when I get home tomorrow I might find the locks haven't been changed.

To be honest I did look at the internet at Divorce guides, but I'm too fking lazy to be arsed.

Serious advice - walk away from your mother. My mother sounded very much like yours and it got to the point where I'd had enough so about 6 years ago I made the decision to not have anything to do with her & her poisonous attitude. One of the best decisions I've ever made.

[Blown2CV]

Your Mother is making you choose. Unfortunately your wife thinks you've chosen your Mother. If that's not the case then act.

[Ari]

Pit Pony said:

Just spent an hour on the phone. Seems to be sorted now.

basically what happened is that over the last 25 years my mother has treated her like st, and after a family party on saturday night, at my parents house where we were staying, my mother had a verbal abuse of my wife and a started pushing her out of my son's room (in front of my son's girl friend, who had only just met my mother). i was downstairs, and just let it wash over me, as quite frankly my mother has always been a mentalist, and I stopped listening to her in 1982. and who argues over how exactly a bed is to be made at 1 am with their grandson (21) and thier daughter in law, and who takes anything said by my mother seriously.

My wife's problem with me is that she thinks I knew exactly what was going on, and can't believe that I "let her down again" (and again and again).

So every time she sent a text saying I was lying when i said I didn't realise what was going on, I sent one back saying that just because someone has a different oppinion than you doesn't mean they are lying. In the end it was resolved because I sent one back saying that it was all largely irrelevant, because even if I had known, I wouldn't have done anything because I am a coward and I've never stood up to either of my parents on her behalf.

That actually worked. She actually phoned me and whilst I had to listen to an hour of psychobabble, when I get home tomorrow I might find the locks haven't been changed.

To be honest I did look at the internet at Divorce guides, but I'm too fking lazy to be arsed.

Yeah... It's not a classic from the missus is it..?

[RammyMP]

Had the wife's neice round tonight, she asked Chinese people need different shaped swimming goggles.

[onyx39]

The mrs just phoned and said that she wanted me to put some petrol in her car tonight, as she has no money till payday. Not a problem.
She invariably gets home before I do, so she said that I am to call her before I get home, and she will meet me downstairs when I arrive and we can head off.
"which car shall we take to the shops / petrol station?"

err.......

[Hooli]

[Pothole]

SistersofPercy said:

Last weekend I noticed other half's phone on the fireplace. I text him to say 'you've forgotten your phone'. On hearing it beep I realised I'd had a brain fart.

I'm normally not that bad.

Verb: To Text
Past Participle: TextED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AngryPartsBloke]

Ari said:

Pit Pony said:

Just spent an hour on the phone. Seems to be sorted now.

basically what happened is that over the last 25 years my mother has treated her like st, and after a family party on saturday night, at my parents house where we were staying, my mother had a verbal abuse of my wife and a started pushing her out of my son's room (in front of my son's girl friend, who had only just met my mother). i was downstairs, and just let it wash over me, as quite frankly my mother has always been a mentalist, and I stopped listening to her in 1982. and who argues over how exactly a bed is to be made at 1 am with their grandson (21) and thier daughter in law, and who takes anything said by my mother seriously.

My wife's problem with me is that she thinks I knew exactly what was going on, and can't believe that I "let her down again" (and again and again).

So every time she sent a text saying I was lying when i said I didn't realise what was going on, I sent one back saying that just because someone has a different oppinion than you doesn't mean they are lying. In the end it was resolved because I sent one back saying that it was all largely irrelevant, because even if I had known, I wouldn't have done anything because I am a coward and I've never stood up to either of my parents on her behalf.

That actually worked. She actually phoned me and whilst I had to listen to an hour of psychobabble, when I get home tomorrow I might find the locks haven't been changed.

To be honest I did look at the internet at Divorce guides, but I'm too fking lazy to be arsed.

Yeah... It's not a classic from the missus is it..?

"my mother verbally and physically assulted my wife and i just let it wash over me instead of sitcking up for her...then she got upset and angry. Classic!"

I normally come to this thread for a laugh but to be honest, this is just depressing.

[SilverSixer]

ME: Don't forget, it's parent's evening tomorrow.
HER: Oh. Is it in the evening?

How can this sort of thing, constantly, not drive someone clean round the bend?

[Blown2CV]

SilverSixer said:

ME: Don't forget, it's parent's evening tomorrow.
HER: Oh. Is it in the evening?

How can this sort of thing, constantly, not drive someone clean round the bend?

it's a valid question, the appointments start just after school finishes in some schools!

[Pit Pony]

RammyMP said:

Had the wife's neice round tonight, she asked Chinese people need different shaped swimming goggles.

I think they might.

[SilverSixer]

Blown2CV said:

SilverSixer said:

ME: Don't forget, it's parent's evening tomorrow.
HER: Oh. Is it in the evening?

How can this sort of thing, constantly, not drive someone clean round the bend?

it's a valid question, the appointments start just after school finishes in some schools!

The only valid question would be "what time is our appointment?" This school finishes at 6pm.