April Fools gag idea thread
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sday12 said:
V8TVR1978 said:
This joke started as a way to help my wife forget about her high stress job and to relax at home. When she was working (before the kids were born) she set up the automatic timer for the coffee machine so it would be made when she got up. Some nights after she went to bed, I would remove the paper filter. By doing this she would have coffee grounds in her coffee as there was nothing to filter said grounds. Some nights she would get up 3 or 4 times while watching TV and check to make sure she used a filter. I made sure that I didn't remove the filter more than 3 times in a 2 week period. This just made her believe that she was losing it.
This went on for close to two years and she always believed that she just forgot to use a paper filter and she never did catch on to my joking ways that I know of. Well after catching her 3 days in a row, she decided enough was enough. I came home from work one day and there is a new,fancy,expensive coffee machine on the counter. She was so proud of herself to find a new machine that had a basket instead of a paper filter and this machine would not work if the basket was not in its proper place. She solved her problem with my credit card to the tune of over 250 dollars and that was 17 years ago. The first few nights she still checked the filter set up and I had a few more laughs at her expense. But for the last 17 years I have been looking over my shoulder for her revenge as our friends that I told about this missing filter joke are 1 day going to spill the beans on me. Maybe the joke was really on me from me.........
You, Sir, are a real hoot, the constant mirth in your household must be unbearable, the filer, hehehe, missing, hohoho, no stop please, stop! stop!This went on for close to two years and she always believed that she just forgot to use a paper filter and she never did catch on to my joking ways that I know of. Well after catching her 3 days in a row, she decided enough was enough. I came home from work one day and there is a new,fancy,expensive coffee machine on the counter. She was so proud of herself to find a new machine that had a basket instead of a paper filter and this machine would not work if the basket was not in its proper place. She solved her problem with my credit card to the tune of over 250 dollars and that was 17 years ago. The first few nights she still checked the filter set up and I had a few more laughs at her expense. But for the last 17 years I have been looking over my shoulder for her revenge as our friends that I told about this missing filter joke are 1 day going to spill the beans on me. Maybe the joke was really on me from me.........
Edited by V8TVR1978 on Saturday 28th March 09:04
Edited by V8TVR1978 on Saturday 28th March 09:05
The coffee, ruined!!!! Time after time, ho ho ho!!!!!
Supersonic pies said:
Talcom powder in their hair drier? You must of seen the youtube videos of it been done, hilarious!!
Was watching this video, but FFW to 1:50 for another funny one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8-qbb65hxM
V8TVR1978 said:
This joke started as a way to help my wife forget about her high stress job and to relax at home. When she was working (before the kids were born) she set up the automatic timer for the coffee machine so it would be made when she got up. Some nights after she went to bed, I would remove the paper filter. By doing this she would have coffee grounds in her coffee as there was nothing to filter said grounds. Some nights she would get up 3 or 4 times while watching TV and check to make sure she used a filter. I made sure that I didn't remove the filter more than 3 times in a 2 week period. This just made her believe that she was losing it.
This went on for close to two years and she always believed that she just forgot to use a paper filter and she never did catch on to my joking ways that I know of. Well after catching her 3 days in a row, she decided enough was enough. I came home from work one day and there is a new,fancy,expensive coffee machine on the counter. She was so proud of herself to find a new machine that had a basket instead of a paper filter and this machine would not work if the basket was not in its proper place. She solved her problem with my credit card to the tune of over 250 dollars and that was 17 years ago. The first few nights she still checked the filter set up and I had a few more laughs at her expense. But for the last 17 years I have been looking over my shoulder for her revenge as our friends that I told about this missing filter joke are 1 day going to spill the beans on me. Maybe the joke was really on me from me.........
Now that's not very nice! This went on for close to two years and she always believed that she just forgot to use a paper filter and she never did catch on to my joking ways that I know of. Well after catching her 3 days in a row, she decided enough was enough. I came home from work one day and there is a new,fancy,expensive coffee machine on the counter. She was so proud of herself to find a new machine that had a basket instead of a paper filter and this machine would not work if the basket was not in its proper place. She solved her problem with my credit card to the tune of over 250 dollars and that was 17 years ago. The first few nights she still checked the filter set up and I had a few more laughs at her expense. But for the last 17 years I have been looking over my shoulder for her revenge as our friends that I told about this missing filter joke are 1 day going to spill the beans on me. Maybe the joke was really on me from me.........
Edited by V8TVR1978 on Saturday 28th March 09:04
Edited by V8TVR1978 on Saturday 28th March 09:05
You could still substitute real coffee in the machine for instant? Just a thought
Where i used to work, there was a canadian guy who was a bit of a bellend, and used to be the brunt of our jokes, he used to get mackerel and sardines stashed in his around his workshop and four post ramp etc.
also when he used to go and sit on the throne in breaktime (very small cubicles) we used to throw loads of sawdust under the door and get the airline out at full force and give him a sandstorm whilst on the s
tter.
Very very amusing
also when he used to go and sit on the throne in breaktime (very small cubicles) we used to throw loads of sawdust under the door and get the airline out at full force and give him a sandstorm whilst on the s
tter.Very very amusing
V8TVR1978 said:
This joke started as a way to help my wife forget about her high stress job and to relax at home. When she was working (before the kids were born) she set up the automatic timer for the coffee machine so it would be made when she got up. Some nights after she went to bed, I would remove the paper filter. By doing this she would have coffee grounds in her coffee as there was nothing to filter said grounds. Some nights she would get up 3 or 4 times while watching TV and check to make sure she used a filter. I made sure that I didn't remove the filter more than 3 times in a 2 week period. This just made her believe that she was losing it.
This went on for close to two years and she always believed that she just forgot to use a paper filter and she never did catch on to my joking ways that I know of. Well after catching her 3 days in a row, she decided enough was enough. I came home from work one day and there is a new,fancy,expensive coffee machine on the counter. She was so proud of herself to find a new machine that had a basket instead of a paper filter and this machine would not work if the basket was not in its proper place. She solved her problem with my credit card to the tune of over 250 dollars and that was 17 years ago. The first few nights she still checked the filter set up and I had a few more laughs at her expense. But for the last 17 years I have been looking over my shoulder for her revenge as our friends that I told about this missing filter joke are 1 day going to spill the beans on me. Maybe the joke was really on me from me.........
The jokes on you cause shes been pissing in your coffee for the last 15 years
This went on for close to two years and she always believed that she just forgot to use a paper filter and she never did catch on to my joking ways that I know of. Well after catching her 3 days in a row, she decided enough was enough. I came home from work one day and there is a new,fancy,expensive coffee machine on the counter. She was so proud of herself to find a new machine that had a basket instead of a paper filter and this machine would not work if the basket was not in its proper place. She solved her problem with my credit card to the tune of over 250 dollars and that was 17 years ago. The first few nights she still checked the filter set up and I had a few more laughs at her expense. But for the last 17 years I have been looking over my shoulder for her revenge as our friends that I told about this missing filter joke are 1 day going to spill the beans on me. Maybe the joke was really on me from me.........
Edited by V8TVR1978 on Saturday 28th March 09:04
The jokes on you cause shes been pissing in your coffee for the last 15 years
Edited by V8TVR1978 on Saturday 28th March 09:05
sday12 said:
V8TVR1978 said:
This joke started as a way to help my wife forget about her high stress job...
Maybe the joke was really on me from me.........
You, Sir, are a real hoot, the constant mirth in your household must be unbearable, the filer, hehehe, missing, hohoho, no stop please, stop! stop!Maybe the joke was really on me from me.........
Edited by V8TVR1978 on Saturday 28th March 09:04
Edited by V8TVR1978 on Saturday 28th March 09:05
The coffee, ruined!!!! Time after time, ho ho ho!!!!!
Borrow a shotgun from a friend who goes shooting, and knock up a wooden rack to hold it. Then get some wire and a good heavy weight and rig it up to the front door, so when it opens, the gun goes off in their face. Hilarious, although can be quite messy, you might want to put some plastic sheets down first.
pokethepope said:
Supersonic pies said:
Talcom powder in their hair drier? You must of seen the youtube videos of it been done, hilarious!!
Was watching this video, but FFW to 1:50 for another funny one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8-qbb65hxM
brickwall said:
I'm looking forward to BMW's joke.
Any insiders know what to expect?
A nonsensical self defeating eco system of sorts, is my guess.Any insiders know what to expect?
Or for the back-door Rapunzel wannabe's, a Genuine BMW approved German bumhair ponytail dangley rear view mirror accessory.
My money is on an eco widget.
Edited by Mobsta on Saturday 28th March 15:26
Mobsta said:
TheEnd said:
Although a permanently on Aircon system that blows cold air outside to cool the atmosphere would upset the right people
Ingenious!Why hasnt someone invented one already!?!
TheEnd said:
Mobsta said:
TheEnd said:
Although a permanently on Aircon system that blows cold air outside to cool the atmosphere would upset the right people
Ingenious!Why hasnt someone invented one already!?!
V8TVR1978 said:
This joke started as a way to help my wife forget about her high stress job and to relax at home. When she was working (before the kids were born) she set up the automatic timer for the coffee machine so it would be made when she got up. Some nights after she went to bed, I would remove the paper filter. By doing this she would have coffee grounds in her coffee as there was nothing to filter said grounds. Some nights she would get up 3 or 4 times while watching TV and check to make sure she used a filter. I made sure that I didn't remove the filter more than 3 times in a 2 week period. This just made her believe that she was losing it.
This went on for close to two years and she always believed that she just forgot to use a paper filter and she never did catch on to my joking ways that I know of. Well after catching her 3 days in a row, she decided enough was enough. I came home from work one day and there is a new,fancy,expensive coffee machine on the counter. She was so proud of herself to find a new machine that had a basket instead of a paper filter and this machine would not work if the basket was not in its proper place. She solved her problem with my credit card to the tune of over 250 dollars and that was 17 years ago. The first few nights she still checked the filter set up and I had a few more laughs at her expense. But for the last 17 years I have been looking over my shoulder for her revenge as our friends that I told about this missing filter joke are 1 day going to spill the beans on me. Maybe the joke was really on me from me.........
That actually comes across as a bit...creepy. This went on for close to two years and she always believed that she just forgot to use a paper filter and she never did catch on to my joking ways that I know of. Well after catching her 3 days in a row, she decided enough was enough. I came home from work one day and there is a new,fancy,expensive coffee machine on the counter. She was so proud of herself to find a new machine that had a basket instead of a paper filter and this machine would not work if the basket was not in its proper place. She solved her problem with my credit card to the tune of over 250 dollars and that was 17 years ago. The first few nights she still checked the filter set up and I had a few more laughs at her expense. But for the last 17 years I have been looking over my shoulder for her revenge as our friends that I told about this missing filter joke are 1 day going to spill the beans on me. Maybe the joke was really on me from me.........
Edited by V8TVR1978 on Saturday 28th March 09:04
Edited by V8TVR1978 on Saturday 28th March 09:05
Famous Graham said:
V8TVR1978 said:
This joke started as a way to help my wife forget about her high stress job and to relax at home. When she was working (before the kids were born) she set up the automatic timer for the coffee machine so it would be made when she got up. Some nights after she went to bed, I would remove the paper filter. By doing this she would have coffee grounds in her coffee as there was nothing to filter said grounds. Some nights she would get up 3 or 4 times while watching TV and check to make sure she used a filter. I made sure that I didn't remove the filter more than 3 times in a 2 week period. This just made her believe that she was losing it.
This went on for close to two years and she always believed that she just forgot to use a paper filter and she never did catch on to my joking ways that I know of. Well after catching her 3 days in a row, she decided enough was enough. I came home from work one day and there is a new,fancy,expensive coffee machine on the counter. She was so proud of herself to find a new machine that had a basket instead of a paper filter and this machine would not work if the basket was not in its proper place. She solved her problem with my credit card to the tune of over 250 dollars and that was 17 years ago. The first few nights she still checked the filter set up and I had a few more laughs at her expense. But for the last 17 years I have been looking over my shoulder for her revenge as our friends that I told about this missing filter joke are 1 day going to spill the beans on me. Maybe the joke was really on me from me.........
That actually comes across as a bit...creepy. This went on for close to two years and she always believed that she just forgot to use a paper filter and she never did catch on to my joking ways that I know of. Well after catching her 3 days in a row, she decided enough was enough. I came home from work one day and there is a new,fancy,expensive coffee machine on the counter. She was so proud of herself to find a new machine that had a basket instead of a paper filter and this machine would not work if the basket was not in its proper place. She solved her problem with my credit card to the tune of over 250 dollars and that was 17 years ago. The first few nights she still checked the filter set up and I had a few more laughs at her expense. But for the last 17 years I have been looking over my shoulder for her revenge as our friends that I told about this missing filter joke are 1 day going to spill the beans on me. Maybe the joke was really on me from me.........
Edited by V8TVR1978 on Saturday 28th March 09:04
Edited by V8TVR1978 on Saturday 28th March 09:05
To my mind?
To mind, in my mind. In my head.
chris312 said:
1. Obtain victims car keys.
2. Collect contents of as many hole punches as you can.
3. Empty contents of hole punches into car dashboard air vents.
4. Ensuring ignition is off, open all dash vents and turn control knob to direct air flow into drivers face, ensuring fan setting is at maximum.
5. Return victims car keys.
6. Await amusing results.
7 Get sued for f2. Collect contents of as many hole punches as you can.
3. Empty contents of hole punches into car dashboard air vents.
4. Ensuring ignition is off, open all dash vents and turn control knob to direct air flow into drivers face, ensuring fan setting is at maximum.
5. Return victims car keys.
6. Await amusing results.
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